A Straight Hogwarts Boy!? It can't be!

[Lucius Malfoy]

Hey Mod people!
Shhh
Don't give away my identity

[Daphne Greengrass]

HOLY SHIZ MONKEYS.

Hi there!

[Guest]

I have a brother! Yes!

[Louis Weasley]

NEPHEW!

[Ginny Weasley]

I love this influx of cousins!
SERIOUSLY.
Whoever you are, YOU ARE AWESOME.

[Daphne Greengrass]

Dom, you were destined to have a gazillion cousins.

IT'S ALL IN THE GENE POOL.

Of course, Al could get in the pool too. With me. Naked.

[Ginny Weasley]

..................
You would Dee. AND STAY AWAY FROM MY COUSIN. I WILL NOT LET YOU TWO SHAG.

[Lucius Malfoy]

OH HEY!
We're on big, happy family!
*winks at the ladies I'm not related to*

[Daphne Greengrass]

SUCK IT DOM.
*grumbles*
She's like my freaking mother.

[Romilda Vane]

OMR STRAIGHT BOY!!! *tackle hugs*

[Lucy Weasley]

Straight? Not for long. I say you meet Regulus. He'll fix that whole idea of "being straight" for you. :3

[Remus Lupin]

OMR *spazzes* HI!!!!! *flails*

[Romilda Vane]

NO!!! *flails angrily* HE STAYS. STRAIGHT!!!!

[Ginny Weasley]

Dee honey, I don't wanna suck it. Sorry. I don't go that way.

And YES....one big, dysfunctional family!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

We have a club for people like you...Once you meet Regulus Black you can join

[Remus Lupin]

*loves Luna*

[Daphne Greengrass]

WHAT TO THE EVER DOM.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, AND YOU'RE STOPPING TRUE LOVE.

[Lucius Malfoy]

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies,
NOW THROW YOUR HANDS UP!

...

So I can decide which one I'd like to take home with me tonight
*toothpaste commercial smile*

[Daphne Greengrass]

*puts hand up*

Cedric and I aren't exclusive yet.

[Guest]

*wants to see Albus IC*

A booming voice appears out of nowhere

ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!! GO SOMEWHERE!!!

[Guest]

Straight? Not for long. I say you meet Regulus. He'll fix that whole idea of "being straight" for you. :3

HAHHAHAHAHA.
YESSS.

[Elise Black]

OMG. I CAN USE MY MOD POWERS AND LEARN WHO YOU ARE.
I FEEL SO EPIC.

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