The Knitting Club

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Hello,
This is a club for sexy men who love to knit.
It is very difficult to join, but you may try and ask to become a member.
Now, we will take requests of what kinds of items you may want us to make for you.
Our specialties so far include scarfs and sweaters, but we are willing to try new things if you so desire.
Thank you,
Viktor Krum and Scorpius Malfoy

[Molly Prewett]

Can I have some booties? Preferably blue, since I'm having a boy! Please? *puppy dog eyes*

[Daphne Greengrass]

OMFG
I AM IN.
Wait... I'm a girl.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

This is perfect...I need to make Regulus a scarf to cover up his neck
-cough-
Yeah

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Of course Mya! Viktor and I will make that our first order!

[Daphne Greengrass]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

*believes she has successfully gotten your attention*

Can Theo join? He is sexy, and Viktor's future BFF.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Does Theo have big, sexy hands?

[Blaise Zabini]

-Walks in in amanly way- Yo. Here to join the club.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*To Blaise*
Sorry, only nice, sexy guys can join. You fail. Get out.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

But Blaise is nice and sexy?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

No Panslut...he's not.
As Co-Leader of this group... he doesn't get to join.
Sorry Blaise. (But not really sorry)

[Remus Lupin]

*is terrible at knitting-always gets the yarn tangled up, mostly on his hands- so he's not even going to try...though he'd love to*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

That's alright, Scorpiass. Real men don't waste time knitting.

[Lucy Weasley]

I LOVE KNITTING. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PANSY, HUH?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*blinks*
I don't try. I just do.
And I said real men don't knit.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Hey now Panslut. Guys who knit are good with their hands. Maybe you want Blaise to join to improve your sex life.

[Nikki Orwell]

*blinks*
I don't try. I just do.
And I said real men don't knit.

[I started laughing so hard I choked on air.]

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

-swaggers in-

If you reject me, I will tell your wife, children, and the entire school about the time that you licked whipped cream off Sue Sylvester after your lovely dinner together.

[Hugo Weasley]

-peeks around the corner a little anxious- umm excuse me? may i join your club? -holds up a half knitted scarf as proof he knits-

[Blaise Zabini]

Hey now Panslut. Guys who knit are good with their hands. Maybe you want Blaise to join to improve your sex life.

She doesnt need to improve her sex life....

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