REMUS' BACHELOR PARTY!

[Guest]

SIRIUS WALKS IN LOOKING SEXY IN HIS TIGHT LEATHER PANTS AND LEATHER JACKET. HE'S GOT NO SHIRT AND IS WEARING A SEXY METAL CHAIN WITH A LION PENDANT.

[James Potter - Inactive]

JAMES WALKS IN NAKED.

[James Potter - Inactive]

Wait, did I post that? Silly me!

[Guest]

Hagrid walked in carrying mead and rock cakes. He was sure his invite just got lost in the mail. He holds up the rock cakes.

"Baked 'em meself!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

THIS IS TONIGHT!?!?!?!

[Remus Lupin]

*will have to be dragged in here because he has no clue where it is*

[I will post him somewhere and you can come kidnap him...cause I'm not going to have him just walk in here. >.> *is scared for what's going to happen*]

[The Bolars]

OH HEY.

IMMA GUY, VIKTOR'S BEST FRIEND, AND I'M SEXY.

[Remus Lupin]

[in case anyone was not aware: Hermy-G and I have decided it may be a better idea to pretend these parties are happening before the wedding took place.]

[Guest]

Uh we're pretending it's after for viktor/reg plans.

SIRIUS RUNS IN WITH REMUS DANGLING OVER HIS SHOULDER.
"GOT THE GROOM THIS TIME. CAN'T BELIEVE WE FORGOT HIM, PRONGS!"

[Remus Lupin]

[oooh xD well okay...but it's just going to even more awkward for Remus then. so GET HIM SLOSHED PLEASE.]

Remus flails. "Care to put me down now?" He can't help but laugh.

[James Potter - Inactive]

James, now wearing pants, shoved a drink into Remus' hand, and a half-assed party hat into the other. "DRINK AND BE MERRY MY FRIEND."

[The Bolars]

RIDDLE GAVE ME A KEG OF FIREBEER.

TEN KEGS. WHERE HAVE MY COUNTING SKILLS GONE?

[Remus Lupin]

Remus appreciates James having put pants back on and, to make them happy, he puts the hat on. But he's not looking down at the drink in his hand.

[sorry...he may be a bit difficult...]

[Guest]

Hagrid started to drink his mead and wondered why a room full of boys wanted to be in various stages of nakedness around each other.

[The Bolars]

"Hagrid, old chap! Where'd you get the mead?"

[James Potter - Inactive]

James stared at Remus for a moment, wondered why the hell he wasn't drinking yet, then actually physically opened Remus' mouth and poured firebeer in. "I SAID DRINK AND BE MERRY. AND ALSO MARRIED."

[Remus Lupin]

Remus gasped and practically choked on the drink. "EEP!" Then he felt stupid because no one says 'eep', no onen has ever said 'eep'. [couldn't help myself] "James Potter!" He hiccuped from having the drink forced down his throat so quickly.

[Guest]

Hagrid looked at Theo.

"From th' Three Broomsticks, o'course! Where else would I go ter get me mead?"

[Dean Thomas]

Dean rushes in wearing his Officer Sexy Chocolate outfit "I'm here brother!"

[The Bolars]

"Well, you COULD get it at the Hog's Head, but a goat probably threw up in that stuff."

He resists pulling off his shirt.

[Remus Lupin]

"Dean! Save me!" He blinked. "Why are you wearing that?"

[Guest]

Sirius high fives James. "REMUS, MY MAN, WE WILL GET YOU WASTED! BOTTOMS UP, PRONGS!" he yells happily, grabbing a large mug of beer and taking a large sip.

[Dean Thomas]

He looked down at his outfit "It's a party right!" He doesn't not metion the apperance he may be making elsewhere

[Remus Lupin]

Remus shrugs. "I guess so..." He still thinks it's a rather weird outfit to be wearing but oh well! He turns and sighs at the others. "But what if I don't want to get wasted? Even if it'll be the only I'll be able to handle whatever craziness you guys have planned?"

[The Bolars]

HE CAN'T HANDLE IT.

BUH-BYE SHIRT.

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