Re: MYA'S BACHELORETTE PARTAY

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 4:02 pm

[OMR THIS REALLY FELL APART.... *dies from headdesking too much*]

Guest April 30th 2010, 4:06 pm

[I am going to have so much fun writing Sirius waking up..]

**Molly Prewett** April 30th 2010, 4:08 pm

[lol his pants are on the floor there somewhere, probably covered in popcorn!]

Guest April 30th 2010, 4:10 pm

[He'll be upset. Leather pants and buttery popcorn don't go well.]

**Molly Prewett** April 30th 2010, 4:11 pm

[He can blame Remus for tackling me, then. Razz

]

Guest April 30th 2010, 5:00 pm

Sirius wakes up on the ground, his head pounding. He's vaguely aware of a few facts.

1. He stinks of tequila and beer.
2. There is a great deal of money tucked into the waistband of his boxers.
3. He has no idea where his pants are.

He rubs his eyes and sits up, looking confused, and spots his pants lying in a pile of popcorn and is furious, as the butter likely stained them. He pulls them on and yanks the money out of the waistband, and shoves it in the pocket. What the hell happened last night? Where's Prongs and Wormtail and Moony? Shit. He stumbles out back to his dormitory.

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 6:08 pm

[HAHA!!! *is totally laughing at Sirius now... and not in a nice way*]

**Dean Thomas** April 30th 2010, 7:25 pm

[YAY JOEL!! I should wake Dean up so he discovers all the money that is bubblegummed to him..]

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:25 pm

Sirius Black wrote:
King Kong wrote:James moved so he was on top of Sirius, and somehow managed to completely ignore the rest of the room. He bit Sirius' lower lip, sucking the tequila off it.

[THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD NIGHT OF MY LIFE. I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS. I AM PACKING FOR ARGENTINA.]

[YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF BY POSTING THAT SO STOP COMPLAINING.]

Sirius lets out a tiny moan as James rolls on top of him, nibbling his lip. He drunkenly throws his arms around him and kisses him deeply, before moving his lips back to James' neck. He slowly drags his tongue down, swirling it around the nape of his neck and trailing towards his shoulder, which he nips lightly.

[HOLY. SHIT....]

Guest April 30th 2010, 7:36 pm

[LMAO. ME AND JAMES SAID WE HAD PLANS FOR THE PARTY. WE MEANT THAT.]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 30th 2010, 7:39 pm

[DAMN. I MISSED THIS WHOLE FREAKING THING.

AND TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL HERE.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 7:44 pm

[LOL FAIL!]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 30th 2010, 7:45 pm

Dee Riddle runs off to the lake with her yams AND HER HYMEN THAT WAS NEVER TOUCHED BECAUSE KATIE BELL SHOULD NOT KILL HER. AND THAT POST MADE NO SENSE AT ALL BUT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:46 pm

Demetria Riddle wrote:Dee Riddle runs off to the lake with her yams AND HER HYMEN THAT WAS NEVER TOUCHED BECAUSE KATIE BELL SHOULD NOT KILL HER. AND THAT POST MADE NO SENSE AT ALL BUT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

[ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU SEXED UP SIRIUS. AND I AINT HAPPY]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 30th 2010, 7:47 pm

[Erm--I was drunk?]

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 7:48 pm

[KAITE DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE HER KNEE HIM IN THE GONADS AND RUN OFF!!?!? BECAUSE I WILL!]

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:49 pm

[Hell no. That excuse ain't flying her gurrllll. OMG TAM DO IT]

Guest April 30th 2010, 7:49 pm

[YOU WERE NOT DRUNK]

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:49 pm

Regulus Black wrote:[YOU WERE NOT DRUNK]

[-Taps foot impatiently- Its all becoming clear now Dee you LITTLE SLUT]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 30th 2010, 7:50 pm

[...

IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, HE AIN'T THAT GREAT UP AGAINST A TREE.

Oh, who am I kidding?]

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:51 pm

[WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE CONSULATION TO ME? I HAVN'T EVEN HAD A TRY.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 7:53 pm

Katie Bell wrote:[Hell no. That excuse ain't flying her gurrllll. OMG TAM DO IT]

[OMG CAN I??!???!!??!!??!!? PLEASE!!!!!]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 30th 2010, 7:53 pm

[WELL, I WARN YOU. THE MAN LEAVES YOU FEELIN' LIKE NO OTHER.

And I know that because I got to him first~.]

Katie Bell April 30th 2010, 7:54 pm

[YES PLEASE. HE IS SLOWLY TAKING AWAY MY WILL TO LIVE WITH HIS ANTICS]

**Draco Malfoy** April 30th 2010, 7:58 pm

[GOING!]

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