Scorpius and Tam's Nickname Club

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Name's shall be added to the master list below, but only if they are approved by Scorpius and Tam because we are the masters of nicknames.

NAMES:

Deesexy Riddle: Dee Riddle
Dominatrix: Dom Weasley
Dracunt, Dracock Malfoy: Draco Malfoy
Skank: Fleur Delacour
Georgy: George Weasley
Whoremione, Hermaphrodite Stranger, Hermorrhoid: Hermione Granger
Nikkinky Orwell: Nikki Orwell
Remusty Lupin: Remus Lupin
Panslut Parkinsass: Pansy Parkinson
Pennasty Rosier: Penny Rosier
Scorpenis, Scorpenisless, Scorpiass Malfoy: Scorpius Malfoy
Sevalicious, Snapeosaurus Snape: Severus Snape
Tamskank: Tamsyn Marvene Riddle
Vikdork Cum: Viktor Krum

[Scorpius Malfoy]

First up, my favorite:

Panslut Parkinsass: Pansy Parkinson

[Draco Malfoy]

Scorpius Malfoy:

Scorpenis
Scorpenisless

or my personal favourite:

Scorpiass

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Pennasty Rosier: Penny Rosier

[Penelope Rosier]

*punts scorpiass*

[Daphne Greengrass]

HOW RUDE.

NO I'M JUST KIDDING. I LOVE RUDE.

[Draco Malfoy]

Dracunt Malfoy - Draco Malfoy

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Tamskank: Tamsyn Marvene Riddle

[Guest]

SEVALICIOUS SNAPE.
NO, DEE, IT'S NOT DEAD. YOU CALLED ME THAT ON SKYPE LAST WEEK.

[Draco Malfoy]

SEVILICIOUS! I CALL YOU THAT ALL THE TIME IN MY HEAD!

[Katie Bell]

Scorpenisless.


BEST. EVER.

I love you Tam.

[Daphne Greengrass]

WHAT THE HELL?

I DID NOT. I NEVER WOULD.

LYES. YOU ARE A LYING LYER WHO LYES!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Hahah, I love you guys.


Nikkinky Orwell: Nikki Orwell

[Draco Malfoy]

DEE I THINK IT WAS ME...

GEORGE WEASLEY - Georgy

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Vikdork Cum: Viktor Krum

[Angela Braddock]

GEORGE WEASLEY - Georgy

oh dear...

[Draco Malfoy]

Run while you can Ange

DOM WEASLEY - DOMINATRIX

[Scorpius Malfoy]

The Celibate One does not like that nickname....
ANYWAY

Skank: Fleur Delacour

[Draco Malfoy]

Also

Draco Malfoy - Dracock

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Deesexy Riddle: Dee Riddle

[Daphne Greengrass]

OOH I MAY HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS.

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

[Draco Malfoy]

AND OF COURSE!

Hermione Granger:

Whoremione

[Draco Malfoy]

OOH I MAY HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS.

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

OMG YAY!

[Daphne Greengrass]

AND OF COURSE!

Hermione Granger:

Whoremione

DON'T FORGET HERMAPHRODITE STRANGER.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Hermorrhoid: Hermione Granger

Remusty: Remus Lupin

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