Shell Cottage

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

HOME OF BILL, FLEUR, ROSE, LOUIS, AND VICTOIRE
(and not Violetta because I did not give birth to her)

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Struts in and demands for his boyfriend.

[Ginny Weasley]

*Enters and hopes that she doesn't get into any fights with her mum, because she doesn't feel like becoming a whore and living in the back of a pick-up truck with her BFF Teddy, while selling her body to make money*

[Mya Lupin]

(you missed a spot - better brush up on those cleaning spells.)


*sends over a whole heap of casseroles and baked goodies so poor Bill and the children can have something edible in the house*

[Rose Weasley]

HEY. WASSUP.

I'm here.

AUNTIE FLEUR. CAN I HAVE FOOD? I DON'T WAT TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS APPLE GIRL.

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

*roundhouse kicks the food delivery away and hugs Dom and Rose*

You can stay here!

*goes to the kitchen and makes some sandwiches because that's what a good housewife does*

[Mya Lupin]

*shouldn't be surprised that all the Veela tramp can make is sandwiches*

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

*comes in bearing presents*

'Ello dears.

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

*is surprised that Molly Weasley can come to her house without a proper invitation and then kindly asks her to GTFO*

[Mya Lupin]

*happily leaves, because the house is filthy anyway*

[Alicia Spinnet- Inactive]

-runs in-
MOM! OMG! HI!

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

Bonujour, Victoire. *hugs*

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

*hugs Victoire and kisses her on the top of the head*
Go set the table! The sandwiches are almost done.

[Rose Weasley]

SO... *talks with mouth full* IMMA PRETEND I AM A CHILD OF FLEUR AND BILL BECAUSE MY MUM IS OFF WITH ANOTHER MAN AND MY DAD HATES ME.

[Alicia Spinnet- Inactive]

Hello Aunt Gabrielle!
-runs off to set the table-

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

*pats Vic on the head*
You can 'ave a present after deener, dear.

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

*Fleur places the sandwiches on their plates after Victoire has set the table. She pours bubbling apple cider from the apple trees that Paul Bunyan destroyed into each of the childrens' glasses and then sits down at the table, "Bon appetit!"

[Alicia Spinnet- Inactive]

Victoire sits down like a lady and waits for her sexy, veela family to join before eating.

[Rose Weasley]

*sits down at the table*
Thanks Auntie Fleur. Can I have some juice? Grandma only lets me have juice after I eat my carrots.

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

*pours rose some juice and smiles*

It is sugar free, so it is healthy for you to drink. You will eat your veggies though, Rose.

[Rose Weasley]

Okay. *makes her Teddy Grahams jump into her juice because as we know, Rose is not normal* I can do that.

[Guest]

Bill walks in burps scratches his butt then sits on the couch. "Fleur!" he calls. "Beer!"

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

Fleur finds that un-Bill-like and refuses to comply.

[Guest]

James walks in looking sad "My family isn't feeding me...."

[Guest]

Bill doesn't care. Sam doesn't remember stuff about Bill. "Let's fornicate!"

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