Pick-Up Truck

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

For Teddy and Dom.

[Ginny Weasley]

Dom hopes into the back of the pick up truck, places a sign on the window, and hopes she'll raise enough money to survive. She's part-Veela though, so it shouldn't be hard selling herself.

[Teddy Lupin]

-moves in because he hates his sister and Tam doesn't want him to move in with her-
If you need any help, I'm sure I could metamorph into a girl.

[Molly Prewett]

WAIT, WHAT THE HELL? What the shit is this, Teddy? Do you not love your poor mother at all? You're breaking her heart, here!

[Rose Weasley]

*as Dee*

Can I come too? My father hates me.

[Ginny Weasley]

We may need it. Times are tough...

*Sigh*

Maybe you should be in charge of getting the food, and I'll prepare it. When my mum loved me, she had taught me how to make some dishes.

[Molly Prewett]

*as Dee*

Can I come too? My father hates me.

OMG WTF DEE!? WHY ARE BOTH MY CHILDREN DOING THEIR BEST TO HURT ME? *sobs*

[Daphne Greengrass]

HE DOES HE DOES. *sobs and hides in the back of the truck*

[Molly Prewett]

Does your mother's love mean nothing to you? *sobs lots and lots*

[Daphne Greengrass]

*cries* I just want... *sniffles* I just want my mommy. WILL YOU DIVORCE DADDY?

[Ginny Weasley]

*Allows Dee to join, but won't allow her friend to sell her body like Dom and maybe Teddy will have too*

It's okay Dee, we're in this together!

[Molly Prewett]

We'll talk about it when we get home. Daddy loves you lots and lots, just like Mummy does. We'd both be very sad without you and Teddy!

[Daphne Greengrass]

*sniffles* He only likes THAT! *points to poop boy*

[Molly Prewett]

Don't point, sweetie, it's rude. He loves you both. I promise. I could never love anyone who doesn't love my DeeDee!

[Daphne Greengrass]

I bet you like ROSE better too. STUPID TWIN SISTER.

[Teddy Lupin]

I don't want to share her with you!
-starts playing depressing harmonica music-

[Molly Prewett]

*has no idea how Rose could ever possibly be related to her.... *

Now that's not true. Not even remotely true. Are you trying to break your mother's heart, here?

[Rose Weasley]

*cackles at Dee's misfortune*

[WELL THAT IS WEIRD.]

[Daphne Greengrass]

YOU ALREADY BROKE MINE. *flops over dead*

[Teddy Lupin]

-brings in empty McFries boxes-
Boxfort anyone?

[Ginny Weasley]

Boxfort? I suppose that will do for now...

*Sighs, then sits on the hood of the truck with a can and a sign "Need Money: 3 Galleons a Go"*

[Molly Prewett]

*is torn between dragging her kids home, and wanting to play in a box fort*

[Teddy Lupin]

-makes a huge castle boxfort and sits in it-
Cheap sex in a castle! Anyone you want! I can do Lady Gaga!

[Molly Prewett]

*is pretty sure Teddy has just ruined box forts for her forever*

[Daphne Greengrass]

*gets squashed by the reckless teenage driving*

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