Re: Sally and Eowyn's Rammstein Chat

[Guest]

[SALLY! HERE! -runs to cry with you- http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Paul-and-Richard-rammstein-11367951-884-1009.jpg THE PICTURE IT LIES!]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

[Tom, I've been away for a month, I'm sure I have lots to read ]


[OMG SEVVY PAUL'S HAIR SCARED ME EVEN MORE THAN THE FACT THAT HE'S ALMOUST... OMG ARE THEY ALMOUST KISSING? I NEED THERAPY]

[Guest]

[I KNOW!!!!! YES. THEY ARE. WHAT THE FUCK. NOT OKAY. I'D BE LESS UPSET IF THEY WERE MAKING OUT BECAUSE RAMMSTEIN DOES THAT SHIT FOR SHOCK FACTOR. BUT THAT IS NOT OKAY. NEITHER IS PAUL'S HAIR. OMG. OMG. OMG. -dies- I nearly cried. Apparently they might be -together- AND THAT JUST CRUSHED OUR DREAMS OF RICHARD! *mourns* on another note I want Richard's nailpolish, it's pretty]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

[ I HOPE THIS PICTURE IS OLD, AND THEIR SEX WAS BAD, SO RICHARD CAN COME TO US. I have that nailpolish]

[Guest]

[IT'S NOT. IT'S FROM LIKE A MONTH AGO I THINK. NOT OKAY! -dies inside- And I had such hopes! Richard lives in NYC! So like, an hour from me! I HAD HOPES DAMMIT! Then again- doesn't he have to at least be bi, if he was screwing Till's wife? I mean unless he was just doing it to piss off his BFF which is just an assholish thing to do... but Richard is an asshole... I don't know. NOT OKAY! HE HAS TO BE STRAIGHT SOLELY ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT HE MUST PRODUCE MORE OFFSPRING THAT LOOK LIKE KHIRA LEE! Is it weird that I want to do Richard AND his daughter? Like, not at the same time. BUT STILL.]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

[JESUS.FUCKING.CHRIST IT'S A RECENT PICTURE?. I WANT AN ASTRONOMY TOWER SO I CAN JUMP AND END THIS HORRIBLE CRUEL LIFE, GOODBYE]

[And no, I wanna have wild sex with Richard, and than his daughter. Not at the same time.]

[Guest]

[I'm coming with you. THAT'S RIGHT I'LL GO DOWN TO FUCKING BRAZIL TO END THIS CRUEL LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE RICHARD IS NOT, NOT NOT ALLOWED TO BE GAY WITH ANYONE BUT CRISTOPH DOOM SHCNEIDER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY HOT JUST SAYING]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

[He's only allowed to have sex with Chrisopher if I'm there too. AND I'M GONNA SEE RAMMSTEIN LIVE SOMEDAY WITH A SIGN SAYING "RICHARD STOP BEING GAY 'CUZ I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU, THANKS." IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'M KILLING MYSELF.]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

We should have a topic to discuss Richard's gayness, we're ruining everyone's conversation.

[IM STILL PISSED OFF.]

[Guest]

[He's only allowed to have sex with Chrisopher if I'm there too. AND I'M GONNA SEE RAMMSTEIN LIVE SOMEDAY WITH A SIGN SAYING "RICHARD STOP BEING GAY 'CUZ I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU, THANKS." IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'M KILLING MYSELF.]

[I'LL BE NEXT TO YOU! JUST SAYING! I'm so upset. Did you know that Rammstein is headlining Sonipshere Festival in Europe with IRON MAIDEN AND METALLICA. HOLYSHIT, METALHEAD ORGASM!]

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

OK
I AM STILL SHOCKED, I MEAN, THEY COULD HAVE SEX ON STAGE THAT I WOULDN'T CARE, BUT THAT PICTURE SHOWS.. LOVE.
I AM NOT AMUSED.

[Guest]

EXACTLY.
I MEAN, RAMMSTEIN'S ALL WHOOO YAY SODOMY I MEAN HELLO, 'MANN GEGAN MANN'??!

BUT THAT IS NOT OKAY
NOT OKAY NOT AT ALL

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

I MEAN:


UNLESS I CAN GROW MYSELF A PENIS, HE CAN'T BE GAY.

[Guest]

FUCK THAT:




AND THAT'S WITHOUT HIS SERIOUSLY GORGEOUS BODY SO I'M BETTING THAT'S HIS DRUGGIE PHASE.

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

OMG I'M HAVING A STROKE, I WANNA BE THAT CUP OF COFEE.



BTW, "Mein Herz Brennt" is playing right now, and YES, MY HEART IS BURNING OVER THE FACT THAT PAUL HAVE HIM, AND I DON'T.

[Guest]

I WANT TO BE THAT CUP
I DO I DO I DO




Speaking of Rammstein, what did you think of the Ich Tu Dir Weh video? -dislikes it-

I miss their old videos like the ones they did for Mutter and Sehnsucht.
Engel and Sonne and Links 234 are my favorites.

But ever since Benzin their videos have turned into utter crap.

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

I liked the whole concept.. of using old videos and stuff, but the final result does not amazes me at all.
And I don't like Richard with emo hair, I just don't.
It's like "Pussy" the song sucks, the video is disturbing, but again, we get to see Richard doing what we want him to do with us, so I can watch that again.
And again.

Their old videos are AWESOME, I don't like Mann Geggen Mann that much. I should, everybody is naked.
But I don't. And I can't spell GEGGEN.

[Guest]

I don't like Mann Gegen Mann because Richard is in there for like three seconds THREE AMAZING SEXY SECONDS BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HE'S WEARING IS HIS GUITAR WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHAT WE WANT TO SEE BUT WHATEVER and all the other guys are ugly as shit.

And the song Pussy sucks. The music sucks. The lyrics suck. The video sucks.

AND RICHARD WAS HILARIOUS!
hahahhaha.
Party boy Richard!

I laughed so hard.

Then he turned into Flake and I stabbed my eyes out.

Yeah. Richard should stick to his spiky hair.
We all know what happened when it got too long.
We saw in Voelkerball.
I laughed so hard during Azsche zu Azsche when his hair caught fire because he was headbanging into the flaming mic.
You can only tell if you look hard I wouldn't have noticed without him saying it in the interview.
GENIUS RICHARD THAT'S RIGHT
STICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD INTO THE FLAMES GENIUS BOY GOD WITH THAT AMOUNT OF HAIR GEL I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T CAUSE AN EXPLOSION

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HE CAUSED AND EXPLOSION.
IN MY PANTS.

[Guest]

HGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.


Mine too.

-dies-


Okay. That's it.
Coming to Brazil.
Find us an astronomy tower.
We're jumping together.

HOW COULD YOU RICHARD? HOW COULD YOU?!


I could swear he uses 'she' at some point in his songs for Emigrate...
I SWEAR!

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

We have really tall bridges.
I'm jumping screaming "IT'S ALL YOUR FAUT RICHARD /emo"

He might be bissexual. If so, we still have a chance.

[Guest]

I always kind of figured they were all bi or pan.
Seeing as you know they all hook up with each other on stage.
Which is usually gross because usually Flake is involved and anything with him is just EW.


-tear-
WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE US RICHARD?!

Question, though.
Do you listen to Megaherz by any chance? Or Eisbrecher?

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

Megaherz is awesome! Never hear of Eisbreche though.. or did I?

[Guest]

Here's Eisbrecher.
It's the original singer of Megaherz, Alexx Wesselsky. That's why he left Megaherz, to start Eisbrecher. Very different sound, though, it's way more dance metal and industrial. Like, fantastic music for clubbing and fucking really.

Check out the video for Vergissmeinnicht by them.


DID YOU GET THE NEW MEGAHERZ ALBUM OMG DID YOU I DIDN'T IT'S NOT AVAILABLE IN THE STATESSSSSSSSSS!

[Salazar Slytherin - Inact]

This Eisbreche seems nice, I love nice music to fuck.
Not that I fuck a lot. I would, if Richard wasn't gay.

I DIDN'T
IF IT'S AVAILABLE THERE, I DOUBT IT IS HERE

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