Re: Slytherin Table [FREE ROLE PLAY AREA]

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 2:40 am

Scorpius leaned to shake Astoria's hand, getting a great view of his mummy's rack as he does so. "Do they float?" he asked bluntly, finally pulling his eyes up from her boobs to look at her face.

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 2:44 am

[bahahahahaha *is dead*]

"I could motorboat those things for hours," she breathes, only loud enough for Scorp to hear. "But it's better when someone watches... know anyone who would be interested in that?" she asks, her mouth close to his ear and brushing against it.

Logan Avery September 2nd 2010, 2:47 am

Astoria giggled again, causing the delicious orbs of giant deliciousness to jiggle a bit. "Why don't you come find out sometime?" she asked with a smile. Heh. Boob floating experiments. -wanders away giggling-

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 2:49 am

With the image of Alecto attached to Astoria's boobs, all he could to was let out an "UNF" sound. "Very interested," he managed to say as her mouth grazed his ear. "Now?" he questioned. His eyes remained locked on Astoria's chest, because that is definitely one experiment he would love to see. "Now?" he asked, his exact question repeating from seconds earlier. "Now sounds good, yeah?"

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 2:54 am

Alecto smirks. "Baby, I'm always ready. If the two of you think you could handle it..."

[I almost feel like we need a Slytherin Whore Convention banner]

Logan Avery September 2nd 2010, 2:57 am

Astoria looked up at Alecto and assumed some sort of dramatic position. "I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR DRACO," she proudly proclaimed. Only she pronounced Draco like AVPS Lucius does. You two have fun breaking in Smutland?

**Draco Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 2:59 am

[you do. This is beyond entertaining]

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:01 am

"Definitely," he said with a smirk to Alecto. He could definitely handle the both of him. His face fell when Astoria said she was saving herself for his cousin. "Really?" he asked disappointedly.

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 3:01 am

BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Alecto pouts a little and promptly loses interest in Astoria. She turns back to Scorp. "Now I have nothing to play with," she says, glancing up at him with her deep, dark brown eyes, her lower lip still jutting out just a bit.

Logan Avery September 2nd 2010, 3:02 am

Astoria then leaves for some reason. I'm bad at making people exit. But dinner is ready and I'm afraid you two are going to smut and we all know how wrong it would be for Scorp and Astoria to screw IC. So yeah. She leaves. Or something.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:06 am

"Nothing?" he questioned looking back at Alecto. "You know, this may be the first time that I've been called nothing. That's alright though, I'll let you call me nothing if you play with me," he suggested with a grin. He would have noticed Miss. Perky Boobies leave, but his mind is focusing on what he will hopefully not be denied of.

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 3:09 am

Alecto is almost dying of shock here, because the whole of 1.0, she never actually got laid. Which is sad, given that she's such a whore.
Anyway...

She smirks and trails a finger down his chest, toying with the top button of his shirt because a Malfoy would not be caught dead in a tshirt. "Baby, if you've got something for me to play with, I'll be too busy playing to call you nothing. Unless that's what you're into?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:16 am

OMG... that is so sad! I thought she had at some point...poor 1.0 Alecto!

Scorpius' gaze followed her finger as it trailed down slowly before playing with his button. "Well, I definitely have something with you to play with," he replied, briefly glancing around the Great Hall to make sure they weren't putting on too much of a show. Whatever. People would just be jealous if they were. "Question is, are you ready to play catch?"

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 3:22 am

I know, I know! *sobs* So - are we breaking in smutland, or is poor Alecto going to be left hanging... again?

Alecto leans in closer, pushing her chest up against Scorp's. Her mouth brushes against his neck and she grazes her teeth against his pulse point slightly. Who cares if the whole school is watching? Maybe they could learn something. "You just make sure your pitching skills can hold up to the challenge, and leave the rest to me."

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:28 am

...I have no problems with breaking in smutland <.<

Scorpius' hand moved to her back, his fingers trailing lightly where her spine was before landing at the small of her back and pulling their bodies even closer together. "It's a shame you're doubting how well I play the game. Guess I'll just have to show you I really am up for the game," he smirked.

James Potter - Inactive September 2nd 2010, 3:29 am

DO IT. RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE.

**Draco Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:29 am

DO. IT.

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 3:33 am

OMR IT'S ON! Dommikins - what sort of thread in smutland do you want me to make? Syltherin table, broom closet, generic dorm? *blinks*
I'll put Alecto's response in that thread...

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:36 am

....Table works for me.
IMEANWHAT.
Honestly...it doesn't matter to me, hahahahah. We can show them how it's done?
...
I still have Albus' account...so I could have him enter the hall at the very end and we could get in trouble for being naughty Slytherins.

**Jack Smith** September 2nd 2010, 3:38 am

OMG LET'S DO IT! Just for laughs.... *runs to make the thread*

**Draco Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 3:39 am

FUCK YES. TABLE.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 4:15 am

I freaking love you guys.
And I hereby vow to read like, everything ever posted by Jamesy as Astoria, ever.
Because it is gold.
Like, fool's gold, maybe.
Because it's fake.
And stupid.
*blinks*

**Reed Dawson** September 2nd 2010, 4:56 am

Illie comes to the table, she sits down and looks around the Great Hall. She was still embarrassed about the conversation with Marcus she had earlier. She couldn't believe how dumb she was. She was hoping to get it out of her mind, but that was pretty hard since she was alone.

EDIT: Illie is clear at the opposite end from where all....that stuff is happening..

Cassi Black September 2nd 2010, 4:58 am

Hahahaha......okay seriously steamy over at the Slytherin table.....WOWZA! *cracks up laughing* You 3 are absolutely HORRIBLE! Hehehe, I LOVE IT! Twisted Evil

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 2nd 2010, 5:26 am

BAHAHAHAHAHHA DEANNNN. I love that edit. I do. Don't worry...we don't mind if you watch. I mean, what?
And thanks Cassi, hahaah XD

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