Re: A Secluded Spot by the Lake

[Romilda Vane]

"Well of course you would be perfectly good at Transfiguration, lovely. I'd be perfectly surprised if you weren't," Milli grins. "I, for one, find Potions to a perfectly lovely subject."

[Teddy Lupin]

"I am perfectly good at transfiguration. Particularily because I ace all the things that require me to transfigure myself." He grinned, not even noticing her strange use of perfect and lovely anymore. I AM SO PASSED THAT. "But, yeah, potions is great."

[Ginny Weasley]

"Well, hardy har har, I'll just go sit off to the side of losers who are bad at potions. You guys can go ahead and brew things behind my back and just have copious amounts of fun without me. I'll just stick to the fun that is charms and arithmancy."

[Romilda Vane]

"NO NEED TO BE HUFFY MA'AM. I WAS JUST COMMENTING ON THE FACT THAT I LIKE IT. I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD. EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY AM," Milli says. Not shouts. I just forgot to turn off the BMK. WHOOPS. "I like Charms too."

[Teddy Lupin]

"Don't worry, Dom, when I'm finished with you, you'll be a potions pro." Because he's teaching her. I don't see how this could be turned sexual, but it if can, Dom can do it.

[Ginny Weasley]

"Charms was always rather easy for me," she said with a shrug. Must have been because of her parents or something. Who knows. Dom is also too lazy to make an innuendo right now. I know. Let's all take a moment to be shocked. "Potions is just so annoying," she groaned. "I mean...I know that I might maybe want to be a Healer...but that doesn't mean I like the subject."

[Romilda Vane]

Dom makes no sexual inneuendo. *le shock* "Potions is really rather easy," Milli says, shrugging. "All you do is read instructions out of a book and follow them. Piece of pie."

[Teddy Lupin]

"Exactly," Teddy agreed, nodding, "Though charms is kinda cool. I'm not very good at it, though."

[Ginny Weasley]

"I guess...it's sort of like cooking," Dom deduced, thinking about it for a bit. "I mean...you have to follow a recipe or the food will turn out tasting like shite. I was never one for cooking. Mum always tries to get me to help her in the kitchen...but I'm rubbish at it. When I'm on my own, I'll be ordering take away all the time."

[Romilda Vane]

"Take out. So yummy," Milli says. "I kinda want some right now....Anyway, anything else going on with you guys?"

[Teddy Lupin]

"Nothing, really. Still getting us to being back. Mornings are not my thing." Teddy answered, looking around. It was a nice day out. Sarah is tired.

[Ginny Weasley]

"Not your thing?" she questioned with a smile before turning to Milli. "This one likes to sleep in until the afternoon. Hell, I bet he could sleep away an entire day if he wanted too. He truly loves his bed." Dom will make no further comments about beds. Nope nope, not doing it.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli raises an eyebrow and turns to Teddy. "And is that a, ah, pleasurable relationship?" she asks, smirking.

[Teddy Lupin]

Teddy rolled his eyes, "Not at all. I simply make blanket forts and have sock fights." He nodded, "It's really quite entertaining."

[Ginny Weasley]

"What he doesn't tell you," she says to Milli, "is that it is in fact quite pleasurable since he clearly spends so much time under that fort. I mean, what else do you think he's hiding from? Hmm? He makes sock puppets since he clearly has issues with getting girls. He uses the socks for that kind of entertainment."

[Romilda Vane]

"Obviously," Milli says matter of factly. "What self respecting 17 year old boy would make sock puppets if he wasn't making them for that?"

[Teddy Lupin]

Teddy shook his head, "Really, Dom. Must you see the worse in every situation? Why can't a guy just own sock puppets?" He frowned, "Besides, I don't see three million guys jumping for your attention. I'm sure you have a stash of carrots hidden somewhere for exactly that purpose."

[Ginny Weasley]

Dom glared at Teddy. Well. Apparently two can play that game. "I'll have you know, that I am perfectly getting a guy if I wanted one. Okay? Must guys around here are just complete and utter hornballs. Plus, if I really wanted to resort to such means," she said, sniffing slightly, "I wouldn't use a vegetable which could rot easily."

[Romilda Vane]

Milli rolls her eyes. "Jeesh. Do we have to try and compare our personal lives? Especially when it's obvious none of us have anything to talk about."

[Ginny Weasley]

Dom pursed her lips, trying not to laugh at what Milli was implying. She turned to Teddy, holding back her laughter, then said, "Have nothing to say to that Mr. Seventeen-Year-Old male? Not going to protest to her claims?"

[Teddy Lupin]

"Of course I'm going to protest," Teddy said with indignation, turning to Milli, "What do you mean, 'it's obvious'?" He squirmed around, trying to see his back as if someone had written 'Virgin' on a piece of paper and taped it there.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli stares. "Teddy," she says. She decides to speak slowly to make sure her point comes across. "You make sock puppets. No seventeen year old male who has ever gotten any would make sock puppets."

[Teddy Lupin]

Teddy shook his head, "Not true, I'm sure that those comedians who use puppets get plenty. Even if they are not at all funny and should be banned from preforming any kind of comedy at all."

[Ginny Weasley]

"Are you implying that all comedians who use sock puppets are just ridiculous masturbators?" she questioned with disbelief. "Because...that's what I'm pretty gathering from this entire thing. Comedians, regardless of how much action they get...are still hornballs. That doesn't explain your case though, since you clearly don't get much action," she said with an innocent expression.

[Teddy Lupin]

Teddy sighed, sensing a losing battle. "I'm never talking to the two of you together again. This conversation is a disaster."

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