Re: The Rocks by the Lake

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 1:51 am

"But I did make it, didn't I? I'm just not used to cooking for, you know, fish... And the whole kissing thing? Yeah, how vos I supposed to know all of that?" he asked innocently.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 1:59 am

Scorpius stared at Vktor for a moment and blinks. "I thought this was common knowledge," he said in a small voice. "I...I'm at a bit of a loss now actually. What if...what if no one else has been feeding Pudge peanut butter sandwiches. WHAT IF THAT'S THE REASON THE WORLD HAS SUCH HORRENDOUS WEATHER!" he shouted while quickly jumping to his feet with this realization that seemed to anger him immensely.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 2:08 am

"Um, Scorp," he starts cautiously. "I have never...heard of a person feeding a sandwich to a fish. Ever. You're the first von I've ever met who does something like that."

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 5:24 am

"THIS. IS. BLASPHEMY," he said crossing his arms and pouting a bit. "Well, I guess I'm going to have to start educating the school on just how important it is to feed Pudge peanut butter sandwiches. Think you can help me draw and colour some posters?" he asked very seriously, with every intention of going around the school and hanging said posters.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 5:58 am

"Of course!" he exclaims, his face lighting up at the thought of helping Scorpius make flyers for Pudge the fish awareness. "I'd love to help you make flyers for people to learn about Pudge. Anything for Pudge the fish!"

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 6:03 am

"Thank you Viktor," Scorpius said with a very sincere expression. "That really does mean a lot. The little guy does so much and he deserves so much. Maybe next time we meet we can start to design posters, yeah?" Dom is dead serious about this...and she will have Scorp posting these posters in all the threads. Yep.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 6:16 am

Viktor nods. "Yes! I can't vait to put my colouring skills to good use. And I'm sure Pudge vill appreciate more sammiches. I can only imagine how much energy it must take to control the weather," he said very seriously because this is a serious matter and those posters will be oh so amazing.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 6:59 am

"It takes a lot of sandwiches," Scorp says nodding. "I bring him a peanut butter sandwich at least five times a week, and he always gobbles those things right on up. So yeah, I think he'd definitely appreciate being brought more. You're going to be bringing him sandwiches all the time now...right?" he asked seriously.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 7:01 am

"Oh....Yeah. Sure. Um. Define 'all the time' for me please?" He blinks innocently because all the time could have a lot of different meanings.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 7:21 am

"Uhh...at least twice a week. Does that sound good? I mean, I've seen that you're able to make quite a good sandwich and you seem to be alright with feeding Pudge...so it's not that big of a deal, right?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 7:25 am

"Twice a veek? That sounds easy enough," he says with a grin. "Consider it done. I'll feed Pudge. He is a very important fish after all." Viktor looks out at the lake, wondering if...if.."Does Pudge have a girlfriend?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 7:29 am

Scorpius nodded, because feeding Pudge is very, very important. He then looked at Viktor with a surprised expression and said, "Pudge is only two years old. WOULD YOU LET A BABY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SEX?!" he asked loudly. He would have shrieked, but Scorpius doesn't shriek.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 7:39 am

"OH MY GOD SORRY! I DON'T KNOW HOW FISH AGES VORK, OKAY? NO GIRLFRIEND UNTIL HE'S...21," he says firmly...and loudly because the BMK is fun.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 7:49 am

"21?!" he yelled back. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! VIKTOR! HE'S A FISH, NOT A HUMAN! HE'S NOT GOING TO LIVE THAT LONG!" Scorpius then facepalmed. Yes, facepalmed in front of Viktor. "With magic, he will only live to be about twelve if he's lucky."

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 7:59 am

Viktor frowns. "Oh. Vell, that's sad. You see? This is vy you are the father of Pudge, and I'm just...the babysitter or something like that," he says nodding.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 5:17 pm

"I'm the father?" he questioned, cocking his head to the side. He then laughed, really truly laughed. A deep, booming laugh that was uncontrollable for a moment. "A father," he said, once he calmed himself. "Can you see me... as a father. Oh sweet merlin what is that word? I don't...I don't even know what a good example of a father is! I'll never....ever....be a father," he said, laughing again.

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 5:35 pm

Viktor laughed along with Scorpius because he can't see it either. "Oh. Vell, you have a point there. I don't know if I'd ever be a dad either, though I think I might like to...Not anytime soon of course, but von day maybe," he shrugs.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 5:41 pm

Scorpius looked at Viktor for a moment as if trying to imagine him with kids. "I could see it," he finally said with a slight nod. "I could see you playing with a little girl in the yard while she makes you drink tea or teaching your son how to ride a broom," he said with a shrug. Talking about kids made him feel all weird inside, as if it was a foreign concept that he never really thought about. "Err," he said, trying to shake the thought from his mind. "I think...I'll just get a puppy."

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 5:56 pm

Viktor finds himself smiling slightly at that mental image, then pushes it out of his head when Scorpius says the P-word. "A puppy? I've alvays vanted a dog. I'll probably get von ven I finish vith school. A big dog too. Not von of those little purse dogs," he said with a nod. "A German Shepherd or something like that.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 6:06 pm

"Yeah, I can see you getting a big dog," Scorpius said with a nod. "They just seem like they are great companions, you know? Cats are too stuck up. They always keep to themselves and think they are superior to all those around them, ~~kind of like Malfoys~~. I'd want a pet that I could play with and teach tricks to, ~~like teaching him how to be like Elvis~~."

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 6:10 pm

"I could see you vith a dog," he said with a grin, thinking of a bitchy boyfriend he used to have that wouldn't let him get a dog. Glad that relationship ended. This is why Viktor stays away from druggies who have a fetish with rapists. "They're just so much friendlier, and loyal, and playful, unlike lame, boring cats."

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 6:22 pm

"Precisely!" Scorpius said with a grin. "I doubt my father would approve of me getting a dog," he said rolling his eyes. "For some reason, he thinks that they are just gross and dirty creatures. When I was little he got me an owl instead of a dog. Tell me, what kind of five year old needs an owl?" he questioned shaking his head. "That's why I plan to get a dog as soon as I can."

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 21st 2010, 8:33 pm

"An owl? I think those things are dirtier than dogs, honestly. Von day I'll have a dog. My apartment is big enough that I can have a big von, and if I ever got myself a house it could have a duck pond," he says smiling. "I like ducks."

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 21st 2010, 8:39 pm

Scorpius definitely agrees that Viktor should get a big dog. After all, according to the bro code article three, 'If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown'. "I can definitely see you with a duck pond," he said giving his bro a nod. "You seem like the duck type."

Viktor Krum - Inactive September 22nd 2010, 1:46 am

Viktor would never ever be seen with a purse dog. Never. "Yeah, I don't know vy. I've just alvays really liked ducks. More than any other bird out there. Vay more than owls."

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