Re: The Rocks by the Lake

**Parvati Patil** October 18th 2010, 11:47 pm

Parvati is here and she is super bored. Yup.

**Rose Weasley** October 18th 2010, 11:48 pm

Rose is here too.
She is also super bored.

**Parvati Patil** October 18th 2010, 11:49 pm

Parvati notices Rose and she is like. "Oh Rose? Is that you? Oh wow. I haven't seen you in forever. WHAT'S UP?!"

**Rose Weasley** October 18th 2010, 11:51 pm

"Parv?! Hey! Nothing much, you know. I just did all my homework and now I'm here, chillin'." She sits down on the ground. "What's up with you?"

**Parvati Patil** October 18th 2010, 11:53 pm

"Eh, Nothing really. Just super bored!!" She said with a sigh. "I wish there were more people around all the time who just wanted to, you know, have fun."

**Rose Weasley** October 18th 2010, 11:55 pm

Rose nodded in agreement. "I know what you mean," she said, flopping over. "I'm so boredddd. We should do something fun. Do you have anything in mind?"

**Parvati Patil** October 18th 2010, 11:56 pm

"Welll." She said, leaning back on her hands. "We could get totally smashed....That's always fun." She says nodding.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:00 am

Rose raised her eyebrows, though she wasn't exactly surprised. This WAS Parvati, after all. "Well, okay," she said, though she was willing to try something new. She summoned a bunch of strong firebeer from underneath James' bed. "Is this good?"

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:02 am

"Mmm, Perfect." She said, grabbing a bottle and popping it open. She glanced at the label and was glad to see it was black label. The nice, really, strong stuff. "This is perfect!" She said, taking a nice long swig of it.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:04 am

Rose followed Parv's lead and popped open a bottle as well. She eyed it suspiciously for a second, but she eventually took a long sip of it. It burned her throat, but she took another sip, and another, and another, because that's what you do.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:06 am

She took a bunch of sips and then took another, and another, and now she is getting a bit drunk, because that is what happens when you drink a lot of firebeer. You get drunk, so yeah. "Thiss is soooo good." She said, closing her eyes and taking another sip. "Not like the best thing in the whole world. But sooo good. Not as good as sex. Sex. Is. Great. Mmmhmm." She said, taking another swig.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:11 am

Rose's fingers were tingling now, as was the rest of her body. And she was also getting drunk because that is what happens. "Sexxxxxx. I likes that," Rose agreed, taking another swig of firebeer. Her second or third bottle was almost empty now. "It'ssss so much funses!" And then she broke into fits of giggles because I think that happens too when you get drunk.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:15 am

"I know! Its just so much fun! Am I right?! I'm right!" She said and leaned over on Rose and started giggling with her because Neville also thinks you giggle when you get drunk. "Actually. All sexual things are really fun!" She said, and she actually still had the control to not say anything about how much fun it was doing sexual things with her cousin Dom.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:20 am

At this time, Rose would probably laugh if Parv told her that she did sexual things with Dom, and she'd wonder if she could be the bridesmaid at the wedding if such a wedding were to take place. But if Rose was sober, and Parv told her this, she'd probably be all awkward whale. ANYWAY. "You know what's reallllllyyyy fun? When the boy sticks his fingers in your vajayjay. That feeeeeelsss niceeee."

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:23 am

"Oh yes, it does feel nice! Extremely nice!" She said and sighed. "I wish more guys stuck their fingers in my vagina!" She said, crossing her arms and pouting. "I mean, all guys ever want to do is stick their dick all up in there! IT IS JUST ALL ABOUT THEM!" She said, flailing her arms dramatically.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:25 am

"I KNOW! THEY HAVE TO BE IN CONTROL. What if I want to be in control, hmm? What then? I am just trapped under their bodies and stuff. And yeah!" Rose stomps her foot. "LIFE IS SO HARD."

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:27 am

"You know what, Life would be easier, if we were all just gay! I mean, except for the whole we would die out because nobody else would make babies thing....But like seriously. Guys ALWAYS want to be in control and so if they were together it would like even out and then girls are always like, they have that urge to be in control, but they don't do anything about it, so if they were together. It would be like, perfect." She said nodding. "Yeah. Good theory of mine. DON'T YA THINK?" She asked, with wide eyes.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:33 am

"Gurlllll, I feel you. I FEEL YOU." She says this in a ghettofabulous voice and drinks some more firebeer. "If you were gayyyy," she sings, "that'd be okayyyyy!" And then she sings the whole song. I forgot the rest of the words.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:36 am

Parvati joins in and sings the song the whole way through with Rose, because drunk people do stuff like that. Yup. Mmhmm. "Woo! That was so, so, so much fun!" She said, wrapping am arm around Rose's shoulder. "You know what I think Rose. I think you. You." She said, pointing at Rose with her bottle. "You are a fun girl to hang with! Yes you are! You shouldn't stay in the library so much. You should like...get out and get drunk more and get laid. Yeah." She said, taking another swig of her bottle. "Yeah, You should do that more like....like ME!" She said and took another swig of her drink.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:40 am

"I could be- be like Parvati Patil Jr.?! I could be awesome and everyone could love me?! SO DOES THIS MEAN I SHOULD STOP WEARING UNDERPANTS?" Rose squeals, falling over into Parv's lap and taking another swig of firebeer.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:44 am

"YES! You could be like my twin! Except not...because you're not Padma. OH MY GOSH! Isn't that funny! I have a twin and we are, oh, so funny." She said and cracked up giggling. "HEY! I wear underpants! Most of the time....I just like to take them off!" She said and laughed as Rose fell into her lap. She took another swig of her drink. "Well, what are you doing with your head down there, Rosie rose rose??" She asked with a giggle.

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:47 am

"Sureeeee you doooo," Rose giggled. "Why is your head UP THERE? I think everyone should walk upside down. The world would be a much funner place, I think." She tries to take another sip, but it all falls on her face.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:51 am

"What?! You want me to bring my head. Ummm, DOWN HERE?!" She asked, lowering her head so it was even with Rose's because she can do that, since she is a cheerleader and all flexible like. "Hmm, It's very different down here. " She observed and couldn't help but laugh when Rose spilled firebeer all over her face. "Here, let me help you with that, I'll get it off." She said, wiping it off with her finger and licking her finger. "Hmm, That didn't work very well."

**Rose Weasley** October 19th 2010, 12:54 am

Rose giggled and stroked her imaginary goatee, which had lots of firebeer in it at the moment. "PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH... MAYBE IF YOU LICK IT OFF IT WILL ALL COME OFF." She poked her tongue out, but she could not reach the drops of firebeer.

**Parvati Patil** October 19th 2010, 12:56 am

"Oh my gosh! That is such a good idea!" She said, sticking her tongue out and sliding it across one of Rose's cheeks, getting some drops of firebeer off of it. She sat up and laughed. "Mmm, That is some good stuff. Much easier this way." She said, licking more of it off, trying to get it all without stopping to laugh.

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