Ahhem... An Introduction of Sorts

[Percy Weasley]

Hello fellow Hogwarts residents. I feel that I should put forth a small, formal introduction for your convenience.
My name is Percy Weasley: Gryffindor prefect, holder of twelve oustanding O.W.L.s, and a very dedicated student.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have some studying to do.

[Arthur Weasley]

Another one of my children! The prodigal son returns.

[Draco Malfoy]

What are you doing here Weaselbee?

[Arthur Weasley]

Shut up ferret. Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

[Percy Weasley]

Mr. Malfoy. Please kindly restrain from making rude comments or I will be forced to refer you to one of the professors.

Oh. Hallo Dad. I, uh, Idon'tknowaboutprodigal. But thank you. -awkward blush-

[Narcissa Black]

What are you doing here Weaselbee?

Another Weasley. I shudder to think of another one. Though, Mr. Weasley, I do quite agree with Mr. Malfoy, as you do happen to be nothing more than a scrawny weasel.

[Arthur Weasley]

And you are nothing but an ice princess who looks like there is perpetually something nasty under your nose. Where is the smell coming from - that hideous expensive perfumes you are partial to, Miss Black?

[Draco Malfoy]

Now now Weasel, if you are going to insult my family please do so correctly. It would be "those hideous expensive perfumes" as "that" is not a plural.

[Arthur Weasley]

That's unfortunate, resorting to correcting my grammar. Can't you think of another retort, Malferret?

[Draco Malfoy]

What's the point of replying to vermin?

Here weasel weasel
now which of your children is this?

Spoiler:

[Arthur Weasley]

Spoiler:

This look familiar, Malscum.

[Draco Malfoy]

That looks rather like a badger. Perhaps your boyfriend Tonks?

[Narcissa Black]

Perhaps. I see the resemblance.

[Alice Prewett]

STOP POSTING DEAD ANIMALS IT REMINDS ME OF HAPPY TREE FRIENDS AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I CAN'T EVEN EAT WITH SPOONS ANYMORE DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN.

[Draco Malfoy]

OMG I LOVE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
Okay last post for the night <3 Love you Deelie

[Percy Weasley]

Oh. Lovely. Thank you ever so much for the dead animals. Really...
Honestly, there's no need for this nonsense and if it's impossible for you- all of you- to contain yourselves I'd ask you to migrate this lovely little party somewhere else. Maybe Buckbeak's pen. He might enjoy the dead rodents.

[Louis Weasley]

-remembers back to those awkward days when I rp'd as Percy-

Well hello there Uncle! Clearly they have no sense of decency... -shudders at the dead animal pictures-

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