Severus's Favorite Songs

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

REMUS'S WORLD

Maybe they're right.
Maybe there is something the matter with me.
But I just don't see how a world with so many wonderful things,
Could be bad?

Look at Remus.. isn't he neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy,
The guy who screws..
Everyone..

Look at this man,
Treasures untold,
How many wonders will his cavern hold,
Lookin' around here you'd think,
Sure, Sev's got everything.

I've got firebeer and chocolate a plenty,
I've got sugar quills and potions galore,
You want whiskey, I've got twenty,
But who cares?
No big deal?
I want moooooooorrrreeeeeee......

I want to be where Remus is,
I wanna see, wanna see him dancin'
Walking around in the, what do you call it?
Oh - nuuuude.

Washing my hair, I don't get too far
Soap is required for scrubbing, cleansing
Keeping up with, what's it called again?
Hygieneeeeee.

Out where they walk, out where they run
Out where they stay all day in the sun
Wandering free, wish I could be
Remus's world

What would I give if I could get forever with him?
What would I pay to spend a day lying in bed?
Bet'cha Remus, he'd understand.
That he don't have to love me gently
Proper gentlemen, sick of lying
Ready to screwwwwww

And ready to know what the werewolf knows
Ask him my questions and get some favors
What's a fire and why does Pansy,
send it to youuuuu.

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love?
Love to explore that man's body
Out of despair
Wish I could be
Remus's worrrrrrrlllldddddd.





The end.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*dances around*
YAY! I love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5qtDVV5Mgo&feature=player_embedded
For the dance moves done by SNape himself watch at about 2:00

[Guest]

BEST SONG EVER
EVER
EVER

NO QUESTION

[Daphne Greengrass]

Pansypie, will you marry me?

Best song ever.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I would sing it and send it in for the house cup. But I do not sing. *thinks about selling it to a Slytherin to sing for her*

YES DEE!!! *dances* Now, let's go get Tom in on this marriage while we're at it.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*runs off to find Tom's address*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Not nearly as awesome. Like, at all. But I was told I had to do it.
There's not enough random stuff to change around. Meh.


FIREBEER ROMANCE

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

I want your Sevvy
I want your Draco
I want your Pansy
As long as it’s drunk
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your drama
The touch of your hands
I want you leather studded kiss in the sand
And I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want you bad, your bad romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write drunken romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write drunken romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

I want your horror
I want your desire
‘Cause you’re a death eater
As long as your mine
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your psycho
Your vertical sticks
Want you in my room
When Tam's baby is sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want you bad, your bad romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write drunken romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write drunken romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in drunk romance

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

Walk walk Slytherin baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk Slytherin baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk Slytherin baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk Slytherin baby
Work it
Imma Slytherin bitch baby

I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a drunk romance
I want your loving
and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Caught in a drunk romance

RAH RAH AH AH AH
ROMA ROMAMA
GA GA OH LA LA
WANT FIREBEER ROMANCE

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

Fleur and I just sang this on skype!

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

lol i haven't laughed so hard in a while

[Draco Malfoy]

OMG.... I AM LEARNING THOSE TWO THEN THROWING A KARAOKE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE... My friends might actually run away screaming....

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

http://www.zshare.net/download/75083540ab919928/

Promised I'd make this and share it.
Excuse the terrible singing. I suck. But it was fun, regardless...

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