Zonko's Joke Shop

[Molly Prewett]

[for all your physical comedy needs]

[Daphne Greengrass]

Dee strolls in and grabs a bunch of objects for mischief making.

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[I think Dee and Fred may become very good friends.]
-strolls in and buys an assortment of important pranking goods: stink bombs, filibuster fireworks, and the like-

[Daphne Greengrass]

*sees Fred* Hey Fred. What are you buying?

[Or more. *swoons over Fred*]

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[Ack! -covers self-]

Hey Dee. Not much. -glances down at the large load in his arms- Just some basic stuff. Can't let Filch get bored y'know? [We need a Filch! Haha.]

[Daphne Greengrass]

Torturing Filch is the best! I was the one who dropped that dungbomb on his head yesterday!

[Don't hide! teehee]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*skips in with Looney*

[Should I call you Looney or should we think of a nickname? ]

[Guest]

Which ever you like, Looney is fine, but I've nver had a nickname before! Do I call you Luna or do you have a nickname?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

[Luna. ]

Woah! Look at all the stuff in here! *looks at wizard chess set*

[Guest]

Oooh! Talking teacups!
*jabs one with wand*
"Thou shalt not poke"
Heh.. er... Sorry?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*laughs* Joel would love those! He always drinks tea! OH! Pygmy Puffs! I've always wanted one!

[Guest]

Yes! They're so cute. I love the sound they make, it's all AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I know! I think I'm going to get one. *holds a pink one*

[Guest]

I might get a talking teacup to drink coffee in. That way I feel like a rebel.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*gasps* Don't let the ministry find out! *bursts out laughing*

[Guest]

*Spastic giggle attack*
Ahh-no.. I not- dementor's. *Laughs like a LooneyLunatic*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*still laughing like a loon on loon tablets*
They'd lock you up in Azkaban.. FOREVER!
*more laughter*

[Guest]

*Accidentally snorts while laughing*
Oh- Whoops!
*More laughter&
Ahh, yes! They would. I'd get so lonely.
*giggle*
Are-Prisoners allowed visitors?
Will you brink the teacup so- so- so *Buahahah!*
I can talk to whilst I sip my coffee?
*Laughter continues*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*falls on ground still laughing*
Of course!
That would be-
cruel and unusual punishment!
NO COFFEE IN AZKABAN!?

[Guest]

Maybe- M- maybe, the Dementors are..
*giggle giggle*
ADDICTED TO COFFEE!!
*Maniacal laughter*
So, we can't have any, or else the dementors will STEAL my coffee! And they'd be high- on- on- Coffee.
So they'd make us HAPPY!
*Bent double with laughter*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*clutches stomach laughing*
Who knew!? Instead of the patronus-
all you need-
IS COFFEE!
*laughs harder*
COFFEEE!!!!

[Guest]

YES! COFFEE! Maybe, it's
*Holds shelf for support*
THE SECRET TO LIFE!
Maybe, that's how He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did it!
COFFEE!!
*Laughing un controllably*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*slowly calms down*
Maybe! Now I need to
buy one! OR 2!

[Guest]

Yes, two.. incase one falls shrieking to it's death off the Ravenclaw table in the dining hall.. D:
Now, only to find one that's fun to talk to.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*appears to boost post count*
*says in Luna like fashion* Hello.

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