Voldemort's Personal Infirmary

[Guest]

I have come down with a bout of the wizard flu.
Entertain me. -sips Wizorade looking expectant-

[Molly Prewett]

*sends in the pink elephants on parade from Dumbo*

[Guest]

-claps in amusement but turns green nonetheless-

[Molly Prewett]

*sends in a bucket - just in case*

[Draco Malfoy]

*sends a GIANT teddy bear that may or may not be suicidal*

[Molly Prewett]

*really REALLY wants to see that teddy bear blow it's brains... er, stuffing... out*

[seriously, I absolutely piss myself every time...]

[Draco Malfoy]

*wonders if Voldy gets all he wants by wishing on a magic coin in a chinese fountain*

[Me too...... especially when they find the trail of destruction in the store.... BUSTY ASIAN BEAUTIES]

[Molly Prewett]

*secretly thinks it would explain why things so often turn to shit for him*

[I just lovelovelove that little spray of stuffing, and then the screaming! It's even funnier than Dean screaming at the cat in the locker in Yellow Fever!]

[Draco Malfoy]

*debates sending Dean & Emo-Retard-Puppy in to help him*

[ME TOO..... it's almost as funny as when Sam lost his shoe.... and that whole episode... I <3 Bela]

[Molly Prewett]

[I loved her too! Even though everyone hated her! She was just so much fun! And then she got hell-hounded... ]

[Draco Malfoy]

[ she was a BAMF... the only really BAMF female in it... aside from Jo... who got hell hounded then exploded...]

[Molly Prewett]

[WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO JO!? *cries* last time I saw her was the ep where there's the two groups in the town and the 'war' horseman made them all think the other lot were demons...]

[Draco Malfoy]

[OMFG *slaps hand over mouth* KEEP WATCHING! Which episode of this season are you on?]

[Molly Prewett]

[Well *happy dance* I've been seeing ads all night that say SPN is back for us next week, and it's the episode where Dean ages. that looks funny as! *really really wants to know what happens to Jo now* I kinda thought she deserved to get laid by Dean at least once....]

[Draco Malfoy]

[It's an AMAZING episode... *cries* just keep watching]

[Molly Prewett]

[*sigh* fine.... I'm notorious for spoilers, I always ruin things for myself and everyone around me. I accidentally told my best friend his favourite Buffy character died in the finale months before we saw it... And now I have to go to bed. Night twin! Feel better Voldikins!]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Night love!

Also I won't spoil it for you... it's too dramatic]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-walks in with some plimpie soup for Voldy-


[-sniffle- I've been sick since Friday! ]

[Guest]

-holds onto bear and noms plimpie soup-
My eye hurts. Fix it.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Your eye?
-summons a wet cloth and puts it over Voldy's eyes-
Better?

[Guest]

Kind of.... CAN I HAVE AN EYE PATCH?!
-bounces up and down-

[Draco Malfoy]

[*imagines Voldy hugging the bear and laughs*]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*wonders why I don't get this kind of attention/entertainment when I get the flu*

[Draco Malfoy]

*is afraid of Pansy and would totally not trust her with a gun toting teddy bear*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Sure!
-gives Voldy an eye patch and a stuffed parrot to go on his shoulder-
...
You know what we could do?
-pulls out She's All That the extended edition-

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