Re: AN ESPECIALLY GOOD FINDER...

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:32 am

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.

HAVE YOU FOUND THAT NONE OF THE REAL VAMPIRE THINGS SEEM TO BE TRUE FOR ME? LIKE, YOU CAN SEE EDWARD IN MIRRORS AND SUCH.

and pansy, i was gonna kill her, but you know what i think? I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL JUST BE LIKE...DEATH EATERS...LIKE...FRIENDS.

**Remus Lupin** March 23rd 2010, 2:33 am

*throws brother some of this random Muggle girl's blood* I think her name rhymed with Ella... anyways, some wizard AK'd her and I took some of her blood to give to Mr. Sparklepants as a gift to make him go away.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 2:35 am

Edward Cullen wrote:THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.

HAVE YOU FOUND THAT NONE OF THE REAL VAMPIRE THINGS SEEM TO BE TRUE FOR ME? LIKE, YOU CAN SEE EDWARD IN MIRRORS AND SUCH.

and pansy, i was gonna kill her, but you know what i think? I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL JUST BE LIKE...DEATH EATERS...LIKE...FRIENDS.

... this could work.

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:36 am

I think Edward should die and be reborn as a man named Cedric Diggory. Or go in time to before the Dark Lord chose a fate worse than death and befitted it to Cedric. Becoming a Sparkly Stalker Vampire is what the Dark Lord thinks a worse punishment than death.. 'tis what Grawp thinks.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 2:36 am

OMG WHAT IS THIS!! WHAT IS THIS?!?

Does this person sparkle, for like real?

Because i haven't used the Fourth, i SWEAR.

And the Joels didn't either!!

-is afraid he'll be carted off to Azkaban because there's a CULLEN here and he didn't Cullenify ANYONE-

*has a spazz fit*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:38 am

A fairy!! Can I has him?!?! Puh-leeeeeeeeese?!?! *foams at the mouth insanely*

Padma Patil March 23rd 2010, 2:39 am

*screams*
SOMEONE HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should really, really, REALLY change your name. To Cedric. We don't mind Cedric, but E****d C****n we do.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 2:40 am

*would consider being friends with Edward just because people hate him so much*

**Remus Lupin** March 23rd 2010, 2:40 am

*forgets about Mr. Sparklepants to drool and stare at Barty*

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 2:41 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:*would consider being friends with Edward just because people hate him so much*

-considers re-Cullenifying Pansy-flower queen but changes his mind because he wants to be BFFS with this person-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:44 am

i FIND i don't need your pity.
or uhh maybe i do?

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 2:44 am

Probably.

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:45 am

This is not helping with the nonstop laughter I've had for 2 hours.

Padma Patil March 23rd 2010, 2:46 am

Actually, I think you'll find that if you change your name, a LOT more people will like you.
Seriously.

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:46 am

Cullen, really, you don't want to be on her bad side.
Just take my word for it.
She knows pain, and how to cause it, better than anyone else in all of existence.
You don't want her as an enemy.
That being said, if she ever finds out I'm screwing Draco right now, I better RUN.

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:47 am

FINE, GUYS, IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
i made him edward.

but whatever. entertainment's sake.
let's all be happy.
FIND a way to smile.
bake a cake like we used to in elementary school and such.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 2:47 am

Severus Snape wrote:That being said, if she ever finds out I'm screwing Draco right now, I better RUN.

DAMN RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN.
*pretends not to care because Draco Malfoy is a heartbreaker*
Cullen, we could have an epic friendship.

**Remus Lupin** March 23rd 2010, 2:48 am

Speaking from experience Cullen, TRUST ME. You do NOT want to get on Pansy Flower's bad side. *shakes remembering that time...at the Quidditch Pitch*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:48 am

Remus Lupin wrote:*forgets about Mr. Sparklepants to drool and stare at Barty*

I did that with his avatar when I first saw it.. lol

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:48 am

Am I the only one that is thrilled at having a new sparkly vampire disco ball?

Oh and for future references,

AN ESPECIALLY GOOD FINDER... - Page 3 97tj0y

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 2:48 am

Bartemius Crouch, Jr. wrote:A fairy!! Can I has him?!?! Puh-leeeeeeeeese?!?! *foams at the mouth insanely*

Bartyyyy be my BFF???! Very Happy

Hi, sorry i'm Djinn (wait did i introduce myself already? forget) anyway im the resident schizo. I have me and 4 others...they died though...so i'm all alone in my head... -goes to cry in a corner-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:49 am

i FIND that picture extremely offensive and untrue.
LIES, ALL LIES.
-throws glitter-

Padma Patil March 23rd 2010, 2:50 am

O Headmistress Eowyn!!! Please make this sparkling vampire change his name!

**Remus Lupin** March 23rd 2010, 2:50 am

*thinks Voldy is the sexiest hottest thing around*

*screams and runs from glitter* I FIND THAT VERY RUDE! DO NOT THROW GLITTER! BAD MR. SPARKLEPANTS!

Guest March 23rd 2010, 2:51 am

hahaha, if you would like i will join you in your disco party!

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