William Shakespeare

[Guest]

WHY DOES THIS MAN NOT HAVE A THREAD YET



-is in love with Shakespeare-
-also loathes Shakespeare-

I have a love-hate relationship with his stuff.
Romeo and Juliet? Horrible.
Midsummer Night's Dream? Bleh, okay.
Othello and Macbeth? OMGAMAZINGNESSS.

Yeah. I love his sonnets, too. <3 <3 <3
This is why I could be nothing but an English major.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I LOVE MACBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

LADY MACBETH.
NOW THAT'S A BAMF.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I know! I loved her!
She's an evil genius!
Lady MacBeth = Bellatrix

[Guest]

Damn straight!
She's my favorite female character, besides Emilia from Othello.
Emilia kicked ass.

[Draco Malfoy]

I LOVE SHAKESPEARE!!!!! My mom and I are HUGE fans... we go see every Shakespeare performance we can... and I'm about to write my senior paper on him...

My favourites:
Pericles
Richard III
Hamlet
Macbeth
Twelfth Night

I really really really don't like Midsummer Night's Dream... or Romeo and Juliet

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Loooove Shakespeare! Haven't read much of his stuff in far too long.

[Draco Malfoy]

*is that kid who yells out shakespearean insults cause they're the best* Thou lump of foul deformity!!!!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU.

[Draco Malfoy]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? *can totally run this whole scene with one of her friends*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I do bite my thumb, sir.

[Draco Malfoy]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[because Shakespeare was a repetitive bastard]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[That is true.]

Is the law of our side if I say ay?

[Draco Malfoy]

No

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir.

[Draco Malfoy]

Do you quarrel, Sir?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Quarrel, sir? No, sir.

[Draco Malfoy]

If you do, sir, I am for you.
I serve as good a man as you.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

No better.

[Draco Malfoy]

Well, Sir.

[Draco Malfoy]

[That's all of the scene that I can remember...]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Something about saying better. *runs to look it up*

Gregory: (to Sampson) Say 'better'; here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
Sampson: Yes, better, sir.
Abraham: You lie.
Sampson: Draw, if you be men! Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
(They fight)

[Draco Malfoy]

RIGHT.....

Romeo & Juliet is NOT a play I enjoy.....

I can quote almost all of Twelfth Night though!

[Katie Bell]

I LOVE ROMEO AND JULIET! -looks aorund- Who said that? The cheeky bastard.

Seriously thought. I love it. Then with the remake with Leonardo -dies-. The 60's version was pretty sweet. But i do love the play. And a Midsummers nights dream.

I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon, and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly foal;
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob


AND;
What light through yonder window breaks?
Tis the east, and Juilet is the sun.


Also, Tam and Pansy, i totally saw that scene in my head from the 1998 movie.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I loved Midsummer Night's Dream. I laughed so much.

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