Re: I Won't Marry You

**Molly Prewett** March 13th 2010, 1:05 am

I won't marry you because I'd LOVE to be your MOH!

**Draco Malfoy** March 13th 2010, 1:16 am

I won't marry you because that's really exciting!!

[come weigh in on the impending nuptials of TUNA http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/great-hall-f7/the-tuna-wedding-planning-thread-t296-60.htm#17548 ]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 1:47 am

I won't marry you because that hurts Tam. It does.

**Draco Malfoy** March 13th 2010, 4:33 am

I won't marry you because Luna told me you were going to be her MoH!

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 8:22 pm

I won't marry you cause you're already getting married.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 8:23 pm

I won't marry you because Remione is gone. GONE I SAY. And that makes me sad.

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 8:25 pm

I won't marry you because there will be Remione again...at some point...

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 8:29 pm

I won't marry you because now I can die happy. Except I'll never die, because I just turned Pansy into my 7th Horcrux.

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 8:33 pm

*runs off to destroy Pansy with Godric Gryffindor's sword so Dee can die happily*

I won't marry you because you had to have killed someone to make Pansy into a Horcrux. (who was it?)

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 8:35 pm

Alunex. But she has some horcruxes too, so she's still alive.

*has hidden all her horcruxes on a different continent that is not Antarctica*

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 8:37 pm

I won't marry you because I have to go somewhere...That somewhere not being Antarctica... *shifty eyes*

*flies off to a country that is not Antarctica (though may be Wink

)

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 9:18 pm

I won't marry you because you'll just die over there in Antarctica. You aren't a native like me.

PENGUIN COUSINS ATTACK!

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 9:39 pm

I won't marry you because you set your Penguin Cousins on me.

*gets on a Hippogriff and flies away*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 9:40 pm

I won't marry you because one of my penguin cousins is really infatuated by you, and has attached himself to your pants.

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 10:13 pm

D:

I won't marry you because this Penguin is attached to my pants and won't leave me alone.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 13th 2010, 10:26 pm

I won't marry you because I'm embarrassed that my cousin would do such a thing. And now he's thrusting...

**Remus Lupin** March 13th 2010, 10:38 pm

I won't marry you because I'm to busy eating fried Penguin...>.> oops I mean...fried chicken.

**Molly Prewett** March 13th 2010, 11:21 pm

I won't marry you because you fucked everything up but I still love you

**Remus Lupin** March 14th 2010, 1:07 am

I will marry you.
hahaha ooh...oops i'm not following the rules of the game.

I won't marry you because you think I love Snape more than you.

**Molly Prewett** March 14th 2010, 1:21 am

I'll marry you too!

Oops...

I mean, I won't marry you because I do think you'll always go back to Sev

**Remus Lupin** March 14th 2010, 1:38 am

I won't marry you because after my plans for Rems he won't want to love anyone anymore.

**Molly Prewett** March 14th 2010, 2:03 am

I won't marry you because it will break my heart to see Remus like that

**Remus Lupin** March 14th 2010, 2:13 am

I won't marry you because I'll be feeling the same way only worse because I have to write him being like that.

**Molly Prewett** March 14th 2010, 2:15 am

I won't marry you because that would totally throw a spanner in the works of pretending I don't care anymore!

**Remus Lupin** March 14th 2010, 2:18 am

I won't marry you because you don't care anymore. [*hugs*]

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