Re: I Won't Marry You

**Remus Lupin** March 24th 2010, 10:57 pm

I won't marry you because you're already engaged!

**Draco Malfoy** March 24th 2010, 11:01 pm

I won't marry you because I run on LUST not LOVE

Nikki Orwell March 25th 2010, 12:41 am

I won't marry you because you have an awesome slogan.

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 12:45 am

I won't marry you because ALL of my slogans are awesome

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 25th 2010, 12:47 am

I won't marry you because I'm engaged to my true love!

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 12:48 am

I won't marry you because I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE!??!? *sobs*

**Remus Lupin** March 25th 2010, 12:49 am

I won't marry you but I will have a threesome with you and Barty. Wink

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 12:50 am

I won't marry you because that's more fun when you're not married

**Remus Lupin** March 25th 2010, 12:51 am

I won't marry you because you're right! Let's do it! *cackles*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:08 pm

I won't marry you because we're only friends when we're hammered. Razz

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:32 pm

I won't marry you because you haven't given me smut (Remsy doesn't count... EVER....)

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 4:54 pm

I won't marry you because Remsy totally doesn't count for anything ever, and I'll probably pull a Remus if smut happens with me anyway because I am lazy and write smut unsatisfactorily.

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 5:02 pm

I won't marry you because that makes me super sad

Nikki Orwell March 25th 2010, 10:51 pm

I won't marry you because you won't marry me because I don't write smut.

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 10:52 pm

I won't marry you because EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE SMUT... because Tam wants to smut everyone!

**Dean Thomas** March 25th 2010, 10:53 pm

I won't marry you because Tam wants to smut everyone...and Dean is scared

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 10:55 pm

I won't marry you because Dean is going to be so wasted he won't know what's happening

**Dean Thomas** March 25th 2010, 10:58 pm

I won't marry you, because that might have to happen.....

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:02 pm

I won't marry you because it will happen. And I won't let you remember it in the morning. So Deanni won't be affected

**Dean Thomas** March 25th 2010, 11:04 pm

I won't marry you because that sounds like a good idea!

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:14 pm

I won't marry you because ALL MY IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS!!!!

[Pansy, don't say a word]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:15 pm

I won't marry you because........ A WORD. And that is ridiculous.
Very Happy

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:17 pm

I won't marry you because you're meanie.... and i love you for it... but you still won't smut... so we can't get married

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:18 pm

I won't marry you because the world does not revolve around smut.

*waits for the explosion*

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 11:20 pm

I WON'T MARRY EITHER OF YOU BECAUSE THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND SMUT.... and it really does because without smut there would be no babies... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!!!!!

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