Dumbledore's Army

[Guest]

-Puts on Harry Potter mask-

Hi my name is Harry Potter and I'm tall, dark and handsome and I'm here to teach you some magic!

But really though, sign up for Voldemort's Dumbledore's Army here?

-Serious face-

[Katie Bell]

-Slides in- Look, Harry, I know I'm Gryffindor and all, bu I knda love Voldemort more. Sorry man.

[Guest]

PSSSTTT KATIE, IT'S ME, VOLDEMORT!

[Katie Bell]

V-voldy? What on earth are you doing here?! I was er.. coming to put a stop to this rubbish...

[Guest]

Heyy guys! oh sorry did i walk in on something private?

[Guest]

You know who? Here? Oh no! We must alert Dumbledore!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harry Potter]

*marches in*

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!

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