Like A Boss

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I have 2 character versions: Dumbledore and Snape.
Which one do you want to see?

[Katie Bell]

Dumbledore!

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

DUMBLEDORE VERSION

Professor Dumbledore, thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're headmaster around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well, the first thing I do is...

Talk to to Cornelius (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Defeat the ministry (like a boss)
Remember death days (like a boss)
Direct professors (like a boss)
My own office (like a boss)
Think of Grindelwald (like a boss)
Promote Muggleborn Rights (like a boss)
Hit on Minerva (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some owls (like a boss)
Call a gay sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat an Earwax bean (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
Being mystical (like a boss)
Fifth of firewhiskey (like a boss)
Shit in Minerva's office (like a boss)
Put my wand (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Get Snape to do it for me (like a boss)
Jump off the tower (like a boss)
Suck Grindelwald's dick (like a boss)
Score some gillyweed (like a boss)
Crash Ron's car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some fried phoenix (like a boss)
Duel with Voldemort (like a boss)
Black out on the ground (like a boss)
Meet the giant squid (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Find a Horcrux (like a boss)
Get a shriveled hand (like a boss)
Get AK'd (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You get AK'd and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking Grindelwald's dick?
Nope!
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, yeah I got it!
I'm the boss.
No I heard you, see ya later.
LIKE A BOSS!

[Guest]

OMR!! haha that was fantastic please do Snape now!!!!!!

[Katie Bell]

Me Fleur, and fred TRIED this. Fail

[Ginny Weasley]

LIKE A BOSSSS

[Draco Malfoy]

I LOVED THIS...

CONNOR I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND YOUR GENIUS....

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