Baby Mama-Would you put your eggs...in this basket?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Funniest
Movie
Ever

[Guest]

Very Funny movie.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I KNOW!!!
I love Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Did you just put gum under my table?
I don't know.

[Guest]

Did you put all of this gum under there?

I don't know maybe you put some of it under there.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!

Bitch, I don't know your life!

-dies laughing-

[Guest]

Ashley here is Wiccan.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Hahaha!
He's fat and she's fat and I'm afraid the baby will be fat and it'll just be me and the two fatties!

[Guest]

It's time for birthing class.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

haha!
Wesbian wovers!!!

[Guest]

Would it be okay if i sprayed a little PAM down there?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
...
It takes longer

[Guest]

Yo, what if that's your baby mama.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

ha! That guy is my favorite!
If you listen to DMX, the baby gonna come out like GRRRR!

[Guest]

Oh that's Hellboy

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Your water broke!
-looks at cup-
No, your water! Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Should we clean that up?

[Guest]

Oh GOD! FEELS LIKE I"M SHITTING A KNIFE!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-dies-

This is great! What's the street name for this stuff?

[Guest]

This is Stef.

Oh stephanie, how beautiful.

No, Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani

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