A Pirate Ship!

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

A pirate ship sails into the lake, it's two sails bearing the images of a Crumple-horned Snorcack and the esteemed Rumbleroar! of Pigfarts. Where has it come from? No one knows, but there are only two people on it. A ginger boy and a girl with long blonde hair. It's Luna and Fred!

Captains: Fred and Luna
Pirate Princess Lookout: Dee
Parrot Feeder: Autumn

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Arg! Pack up the drama llamas
Uhh woah! Where'd they go?

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

-looks through telescope- I be seein' no llamas here! Where could they be, my matey?

[We need pirate names.]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

[-thinks-]

I think they be at drama llama island of course!

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[-still has no ideas...-]

Of course! We need a crew! Shall we go recruit?!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Arg! We need someone to swab the poopdeck and hoist the colours!

[Daphne Greengrass]

I WILL NOT BE SWABBING THE POOP DECK? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? *flails* I'll just go now...

[Ravenclaw Mod]

NO! DEE! You can be the lookout!

[Daphne Greengrass]

Can I be the pirate princess lookout?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

OF COURSE!
-throws a sparkly crown to Dee-
Wear this matey!

[Daphne Greengrass]

Sweet. *wears sexy pirate dress*

[Guest]

READY FOR PIRATE DUTY!!!! *salutes* I won't swab any decks of poop, but I have experience on the high seas!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Great! You can feed the parrots!

[Guest]

Awesome! *runs over to parrot* Polly want a cracker? *parrot says, "The name ain't Polly, BITCH!!!" and pecks her face* MEANY!!! *throws birdseed at him or her*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-looks through telescope for drama llama island-

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

Ahoy, Captain Luna! Do Ye see any of the dreaded llamas?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! Not really but
-gets on knee and pulls out ring pop-
Fred Weasley will you be my husband?

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

-squees like a girl... I mean, LIKE A BOSS- YES! YES!

[Katie Bell]

-Starts to tear up-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

YAY!
-hugs Fred as Captain Barbosa skips out in a Maid of Honor dress-

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

I want Jack to be my best man! -Jack Sparrow appears being all sexy and whatnot-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-waves to the pretty, little flower girl, Katie Bell-

Giant Squid: Do you Luna take Fred the pirate to be you husband and search for Drama Llama island?

Arg!
Er- that means I do in pirate talk!

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

Giant Squid: Do you Fred take Luna the pirate to be your wife and search for Drama Llama island?

-enthusiastically- ARGH!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

YAY! WE MARRIED NOW!

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

YAY! -tacklehugs- Now we can sing and get drunk!

YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!

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