Linen Closet

[Guest]

Where all of my very evil linens are kept.

-Walks in and sits under a pile of sheets, sighing because everyone hates me-

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*needs a new evil pillow case but doesn't want to be near emo Voldemort*

[Guest]

-Puts an evil pillowcase over my head, still wanting to kill people but resisting the urge only because I don't want to get dead people germs on my new robes-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-skips in with clean pillow cases and drops them in shock-
Oh.

[Guest]

-Peeks out from pillowcase-

Oh hi Luna....
Want some Goldfish? -Holds out hands full of Goldfish as a piece offering-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-cautiously takes one-
Thanks...
-sits criss cross apple sauce-
Soooo

[Guest]

Do you like my Linen closet?
It smells of Bounce, like the fabric softener.
Mmmm.
-pretends to act normal-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-sniffs around-
It does smell nice...very clean

[Remus Lupin]

*is creeping*

[Guest]

-Stares at a pile of sheets wondering what to do next-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-plays with cork necklace-
Do- do you still have the necklace I made you?

[Guest]

No... -tugs at necklace that is clearly visible and plays it off like I don't have it-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Oh.
What's this then?
-pulls off Voldy's necklace-

[Guest]

-Acts innocent-
WOW LUNA THATS SOME REALLY GOOD MAGIC... YOU KNOW.. Just pulling that out of thin air and everything -shifty eyes-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-smirks-
Right...magic
-holds back giggles-

[Guest]

I can do magic, you know.
-Wide eyes-
I can speak to snakes too.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Snakes!?
-wide eyes-
Woah!
Can you like...make animals do what you want without trainin' them?

[Guest]

-note flies in-

I don't hate you.
I'm your secret admirerer.
Pete.

[secret admirer fail]

[Guest]

Yes, I can make them hurt... if I want.

-Stares at the note with wide eyes-
I can't believe I have a secret admirer.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-looks at note-
Who do ya think it is?

[Guest]

-Thinks-
I bet its the ginger.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-wide eyes-
The orange one!?

[Guest]

I dunno, aren't they all orange?



-Is vague-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-shrugs-
I suppose so...maybe it's from Cedric!

[Guest]

I LOVE CEDRIC.

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