Re: The Singles Club

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 5:12 pm

NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!!! *CACKLES*

Sev, if you try to get in the way you will get raped.

Guest April 5th 2010, 5:18 pm

-raises eyebrows at Katie, and backs away slowly from Tam-

Nope. Not interfering. I can't! THEY'LL RAPE ME AGAIN!

-runs over to Luna and hides behind her-

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:19 pm

-blocks Sev and gives him some chocolate while he hides from Tam-

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive April 5th 2010, 5:21 pm

From what I've heard from my sister, having a boyfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be.

But everyone on here has one of those cute little pairing bars in their signature, and I got none.

Guest April 5th 2010, 5:24 pm

-is ecstatic about chocolate and gives Luna hugs-

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 5:36 pm

*is shooting Snape lusty looks*

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:37 pm

-is eating chocolate and hugging Sev because we're loveless-

Guest April 5th 2010, 5:40 pm

-is cowering behind Luna in fear of Tam and hugging her-
LOVE SUCKS, LUNA!
LET'S GO SING THE LLAMA SONG AND DRINK APPLETINIS!

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:42 pm

I KNOW RIGHT!?
I want appletinis!!!!!
-wide eyes-

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 5:43 pm

*IS ANGRY*

NO APPLETINIS!!!!

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:48 pm

TAM! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!?

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 5:51 pm

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T! IT NEVER FIXES ANYTHING!

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:52 pm

IT DOES IT DOES IT DOES!
-summons appletinis for her and Sev-

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 5:57 pm

*glares and reaches out and knocks the glass from her hand* NO

Katie Bell April 5th 2010, 5:58 pm

CHUG CHUG CHUG

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 5:58 pm

YOU SPILLED IT!!! WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY LIFE!?

Guest April 5th 2010, 6:00 pm

WHAT THE FUCK I WANT MY FUCKING APPLETINIS BITCH.
-bitchslaps Tam and summons more for him and Luna-
BECAUSE SEX ROCKS AND ALCOHOL RULESSS!

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 6:02 pm

YAY! TO SEX AND ALCOHOL!
-clinks glasses-
AND LOCKHART!

Guest April 5th 2010, 6:04 pm

TO LOCKHART!
WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ARE WE TOASTING TO THAT BLONDE BIMBO? HE'S SUCH A WOMAN.

Katie Bell April 5th 2010, 6:05 pm

Severus Snape wrote:TO LOCKHART!
WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ARE WE TOASTING TO THAT BLONDE BIMBO? HE'S SUCH A WOMAN.

A women who won Witch Weeklys smile of the year 2 years running.

Guest April 5th 2010, 6:06 pm

Whatever.
TO SMILEY BIMBOS!
-knocks back another appletini-

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 6:06 pm

Yeah!!! Most charming smile!
Fine....-thinks-
TO FINDING WALDO!

Guest April 5th 2010, 6:10 pm

TO HAND CRAFTED BEERS MADE IN LOCAL BREWERIES, TO YOGA TO YOGURT TO RICE AND BEANS AND CHEEEEEEEESEEE!

-climbs onto bar and dances with Luna-

TO RENTTTTTTTTTTT!

**Draco Malfoy** April 5th 2010, 6:18 pm

*flying tackles Snape off the bar*

NO SLAPPING OR I'LL SPANK YOU!

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 5th 2010, 6:19 pm

-squirts Tam with a water bottle for ruining her fun-
BAD TAM!

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