The Anti-Mione....

[Jack Smith]

Hey. It's Alecto. Me and my brother are badasses. We torture kids and shit. Don't screw with me!



PS - Hey, it's Mya! I just didn't want this character to be gone by the time I get back, so don't freak out when Alecto doesn't join the RP for a week!
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[Reed Dawson]

*Jiggles* HEY!!!!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I'll screw you.

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

OMG HI!! you should be my friend, i like to tear people apart with my powers (i'm the almighty Djinn after all!! AND I SUMMON DEMONS!!! TO DO MY BIDDNG!!). :3 but i'm really funny and nice to people i'm around!! TOTALLY AWESOME

[Jack Smith]

*likes friends with power, and shall be friends with this Djinn*


*crucios little Malfoy*

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

-isn't human and so therefore is amazing-

[Guest]

OH MY GOD MY SISTER IS HERE!!! -glomps-

[Daphne Greengrass]

*waves*

To Mya: I can't try what you told me during the talk yesterday, because no one wants me! *throws pillows*

[Molly Prewett]

*Alecto lifts crucio long enough to glomp her awesome brother back, then goes back to crucioing little Malfoy, because one can never do that too often*


Dee, while it's sad nobody is willing to help you practice the things she taught you, you could always fly solo for now and then when somebody wakes up and smells the hottie, you're totally prepared!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Fine, you're missing out though Mya *smirks*]

[Daphne Greengrass]

This is true. I'm trying to convince Blaise that hot hate sex with Dee is the way to go, but I don't think he wants to.

[Jack Smith]

[Fine, you're missing out though Mya *smirks*]

[but Alecto doesn't have to miss out, right? that whole 'crucio' thing was just my version of foreplay.... ]



[Dee, Mya would like to tell you to keep pushing for that hot hate sex, because hot hate sex is the BEST]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[Exactly. I have the idea in my head now. It's not going to leave. And if all else fails, I'll get Eowyn to write it. If she agrees to that is.]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Good *smirks and winks* I like 'em feisty]

[Jack Smith]

[a chance to write some Blaise smut? she'd be writing it before you even finished asking her! ]

[James Potter - Inactive]

MYA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GO HAVE HONEYMOON SEX

[Daphne Greengrass]

[James I love you.]

[That's true. Blaise just smacked Dee's butt. We are getting somewhere.]

[Jack Smith]

dude, we've been up since 4am. it's 9pm and we've been both fighting sleep for about 5 hours now. it ain't gonna happen tonight - that's what the other 6 nights are for....

[James Potter - Inactive]

SEX, MYA. GO HAVE IT. TAKE NOTES FOR FUTURE SMUT.

[Jack Smith]

*salutes* Right-oh boss! Oh wait.... creepy.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Notes for sex with me *winks*]

[James Potter - Inactive]

YEAH. GTFO. MAKE SURE HE DOES IT RIGHT. REMEMBER THE VAG DENTISTRY

[*is 15 years old and is totally bullshitting right now*]

[Jack Smith]

[*wouldn't have married someone who doesn't do it right*]

[And Scorpy you are ruining my honeymoon because now this is like one giant game of blues clues and I can't find a fucking paw print!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Errr...what? Blues Clues? *confused*]

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

[-spits out the notebook- CUZ IM THE DRAWER!! THE FUCKING AWESOME DRAWER!! Bollocks...]

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