SCREW THE WORLD

[Guest]

I COME BACK AFTER A 2 DAY VACATION on mars AND TATER IS ON?

WHAT.
WHERE IS KATIE?
I NEED TO BE ANALYZED RIGHT NOW.

-sits on the floor rocking back and forth-

[Guest]

-clicks "i agree your life is fucked" button-

BUT PETTIMORT IS ALSO ON.
-pouts-

[Guest]

-Flails arms-
PETER YOU CANT JUST SCREW ME AND MY DAUGHTER
THAT IS JUST WRONG
WRONG I SAY
WRONGGGGGG

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

PETER THAT IS MANWHORE ACTIVITY RIGHT THERE!
HAVE YOU BEEN CHECKED FOR THE BLUE WAFFLE?

[Guest]

OMG DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT
speaking of which, voldy, it's your fault that i've even seen that. because i followed your friend on tumblr. and she posted it. like wtf.
TAM AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.
-nods convincingly-

[Guest]

-Sits in the corner twitching over Tater and Bellatrix and.... Merope-

[Guest]

speaking of which, voldy, it's your fault that i've even seen that. because i followed your friend on tumblr. and she posted it. like wtf.

LMFAO IM SORRY SHE TENDS TO ENJOY RUINING PEOPLES LIVES.
She made me google it first to even see what it was, because she was too scared.


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[Guest]

voldemort, MAAAAAN.
i have been making out with you avpm style since EIGHT OH FIVE YESTERDAY
can tam say that?
no.
no she fucking can't.

...and hmph. -has never clicked another one of her links- but she is funny:D

[Guest]

...True.
-Continues making out with you-


Alisha is my other half; she gets the funny from me ;D ;D

[Guest]

...schizo...cough.
I KNEW YOU'D SEE THE LIGHT.

you? funny? wait what? -confused face- (;

[Guest]

...Stop confusing me and just take off your shirt, dammit.

[Guest]

....so that i'm screwing you in like four places at once?

OKAY.

-obliges-

[Guest]

-Fist pumps like a champ-



(I am way too excited that you made a Grindelwald account. WAY TOO EXCITED.)

[Guest]

[yeah. I was bored of Peter. And like, everyone wants to fuck Grindelwald anyway so made sense.

....don't question my logic.]

[Guest]

-Mimics in a high pitched voice-

Watch your tone young man!

[Guest]

-Sticks out tongue-

[Guest]

-Dangles the Slytherin locket in front of Merope's face-

HAHAHA. LOOK WHAT I HAVE. AND YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK!! -Holds it out of her reach-

[Guest]

Two can play this game, son.
*sticks tongue out back*

BUT THREE IS ALWAYS MORE FUN
-looks around innocently-

[Guest]

Petey, honey, I love you, but get off of my mother before I curse you into oblivion.

[Guest]

I COULD HAVE ALL GENERATIONS OF RIDDLE.
-mutters something about how he thought he was grindelwald at the moment-

[Guest]

-cackles-
OHMYGOD YOU'RE FUNNY HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
-was dropped on head as a baby-

[Guest]

PETER. WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS.

1. Stop sleeping with my family members. It's icky

2. I HAD NOSE RECONSTRUCTION DAMMIT -strokes my beautiful nose-

3. Take off your pants.

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[*thinks that's the best list in the history of lists*

From Dee: PETER NEVER SLEPT WITH ME, THANK MERLIN.]

[Guest]

DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS. -clings onto Peter's waist-

[Guest]

-ponders-

ARE YOU YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBER?

-momentarily loses all coherent thought-

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