Re: The Grand Staircase

[Katie Bell]

Katie walked down the stairs looking for a familiar face, but she didnt see it. It had been too long since she had seen her best friend Sirius, and it hurt her. Where could he be hiding?

[Guest]

Sirius is walking down the hallway, looking like this because he's just gotten back from the quidditch pitch with Viktor-- WELL HOT DAMN-- and sees-- "KATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sirius promptly runs up the stairs three at a time and tackle hugs his friend, thrilled to see her. "Katie! I've missed you! Where've you been?!"

[Katie Bell]

Katie was shocked as she suddenly got taken out by a half naked boy,"Sirius!" She cried hugging him tightly as they lay on the stairs in a crumpled heap. "It has been TOO long! Where have you been? Detentions again?" She released him and pushed herself up to sitting and smiled brightly at him. Merlin she had missed him.

[Guest]

Sirius grinned and got to his feet, offering his hand to help Katie up. "No, no detentions for once! Just been busy, what with Viktor and Remus and Hermione and of course Fleur," he said happily. "Where've you been!? I never see you anymore, that's a crime, you know. Depriving Sirius of his favorite friend," he said with a wink.

[Katie Bell]

Katie took his hand and hopped up, "No detentions? Thas odd! Well you know, Its the end of the year soon, and I have so quidditch trials I am attending so I was shaping up on those. Really refining my skills for it. If I get on these summers camps it increases my chances of joining a real team when I leave." She smiled again, "I knew I was your favourite! Youa re my favourite... But dont tell anyone!"

She smiled this smile;

[Guest]

WELL HOT DAMN. INNER!SIRIUS JUST DROOLED A LITTLE BUT HE IS A GOOD BOY MADLY IN LOVE WITH A CERTAIN FLEUR DELACOUR SO EOWYN WILL MENTALLY RAPE THAT HOTTIE INSTEAD.

"Well that's great! I'm sure you'll end up really going somewhere with all of it, you're a great flier," he said with a bright smile. "Well, I might have to correct that. You are definitely my favorite FEMALE friend. I feel like my bro might kill me if I say you're a better friend than he is, as you are of equal friend quality. But all the same-- you are SO not allowed out of my life for this long! We've got so much to catch up on! Are you gonna be going to the seventh year party this weekend that we have totally already started in the great hall?"

[Katie Bell]

KATIE IS TEMPTED TO FLASH HER BOOBS TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF THIS BOY BUT RELENTS AS SHE LOVES ELISE.

Katie blushed and looked down, "Thanks. I appriciate it. I've wanted to do it for like forever so I hope it all works out of not I dont know what I will do." Katie perked up at the mentioning of a party, "Party? Are you kididng me?! Im there! As long as my much missed bestfriend is there os course!"

[Guest]

"Of course I'll be there, Fleur just okayed my outfit yesterday," he said with a grin, not realizing quite how whipped he sounds. Poor Katie, I don't think she's met Whipped!Sirius yet. He's very whipped. "I'm glad you'll be there! Maybe we'll share a dance for old time's sake," he suggested.

[Dolores Umbridge]

Big Sexy Momma Umbridge smashes up the staircase.

"Hey there chillun'"

"Have you seen dumbadoor?"
Big Sexy Momma Umbridge glared at the chillun'.
Big Sexy Momma Umbridge looked down at her Team Jacob t-shirt.
Big Sexy Momma Umbridge laughed.
Aderderderderder


Big Sexy Momma Umbridge took out her only friend.

"Where's dumbadoor?"

[Katie Bell]

Katie looked up at the professor, "Oh... Professor... He said something about waiting for you in the Staffroom. Dont tell him I told you, but he has a dinner planned..." She turned away back to Sirius, "A dance? Of course. How could I deny that. Especially with your big old puppy eyes!"

[Guest]

Dolores leaves. Sirius can breathe again.


"That thing terrifies me. With it's smashing and all. And have you SEEN Mama's Little Lovehand?!" Sirius shudders and shakes his head. "That would be wonderful, Katie. So who're you going with?" he asked curiously, shaking the hair out of his eyes and smiling at her.

[Lucius Malfoy]

SHE TERRIFIES YOU!?
AT LEAST SHE ISN'T ALWAYS FUCKING TEXTING YOU ALL THE DAMN TIME

[Katie Bell]

"Oh tell me about it! I cant believe Dumbledore got involved. Wonderful little thing there Mama's little lovehand... Do you think its a sex toy?" She let out a quick giggle at the thought. "A date? Oh... No. I've given up on boys really. No one asked me, and ...theres no one I am really interessted in at the moment..."

[Guest]

Sirius raised a brow in surprise. "Nobody asked you? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard-- wait, if you're giving up on boys, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GOING FOR GIRLS OMG CAN I WATCH?!" Sirius says Katie can blame Fleur for his revelation, telling him about all the girls who play quidditch who then go to the locker rooms and make out with each other. Hey, if Alicia Spinnet does it, Katie might too, okay?!

[Katie Bell]

Katie playfully hit Sirius, "No I am n-" She stopped, feeling like a little bit of fun could be had, "Well...watching really? It gets a bit..." She leant forwards to whisper in his ear, "Dirty. Especially after Quidditch when we are all...sweaty and muddy...." She licked her lips and pulled back looking him straight in the eye, "Can you handle that?"

[Guest]

Sirius passes out.

Sirius' eyes widen slowly and his face would be flushed but there is no blood in his head at the moment. "Nnnnnnghhhhh?"
SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT POSTS MY BRAIN HURTS AND I GOT ACID IN MY EYE AND THAT HURTS A LOT.

[Katie Bell]

"Is that a yes then?" Katie undid her top button, "Well, if you say so, but I must warn you, it gets really really wild..." She lowered her voice and moved close to him once again biting her lip, "You wouldnt believe what goes on in those changing rooms. The steam from the shower...really hits the spot you know? And in the shower. The condensation all over our bodys ...." She trailed off.


THATS OKAY. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING HERE. IT PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

[Guest]

"...Aughhh gnhhhghhh?" Sirius cannot breathe. Sirius cannot function. Sirius is hyperventilating. "I can has pictures?!" he squeaks, as he can't really form any other words.

[Katie Bell]

Katie pretended to comtemplate this, "Hmmm. I dont know... its pretty hard to take pictures when you are a little.... preoccupied." She winked at him, "But if you were willing to take them yourself...?"

[Guest]

"I AM SO GAME FOR THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA CAN WE GO NOW LET'S GO NOW NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BE GOING." Sirius starts dragging Katie towards the locker rooms with a look of glee on his face. Oh goodness, now look what you've done.

[Katie Bell]

Katie dug her heels in stopping Sirius in his tracks, "Right now?" She looked over he should up the stairs, "Actually, Alicia and AJ are in our dorm room... and I think they are in the middle of a pillow fight... So no one would be down there, unless you want to go ...up there?"

[Guest]

"... TO THE DORM? THE GIRLS DORMS?!?!?!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO AMAZING I COULD LIKE KISS YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WOULDN'T BE BRUTALLY MURDERED BY AN ANGRY VEELA!"

[Katie Bell]

Katie laughed at began running back to the stairs towing Sirius along by his hand. Suddenly she stopped. Naturally, out of excitment, Sirius kept running dragging Katie untill she gathered up the strength to stop him. "Sirius love?" He turned to look at her, he looked like a 5 year old at christmas. Bless. "I'm not batting for the other team. I was joking" For good measure she got out a choclate bar and handed it over to Sirius.

[Guest]

"... You... You what? YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS! YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS! I AM SIRIUS YOU ARE SO NOT SERIOUS THAT IS NOT COOL, WOMAN, THAT WAS SO NOT CO-HAOTEW!" The last bit is muffled from the chocolate nomming which was a good idea because you kind of just broke the poor guy's heart. "THANKS, KATIE. WAY TO GO. JUST STAB ME IN THE BACK, RIP MY HEART OUT AND LEAVE ME TO DIE!"

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna walks down the stairs and sees one of her best friends, Katie. "KATIE! Where have you been!?" she shrieks as she hugs her best friend tightly.

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