The Doctor is in....

[Guest]

I heard you needed a Healer.
Thought I would oblige.


Come to the Hospital Wing if you are in need.

[Draco Malfoy]

*melts from the sexy*

[Katie Bell]

MCDREAMY?! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

WHAT!?
-falls on face-
MY LIPS HURT!
KISS THEM AND MAKE IT BETTER NOW!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

OHMIGOD...please be mine. I don't care if you are a healer.

Wait...I just realized how weird this was coming from Scorpius.
(I have another account!)

[If this is someone's second account...you are too freaking goooood.]

[Guest]

*shakes head*
Ah, son. That's not how healing works.

*pats head*
I don't roll that way anyway. Where's my Meredith, ladies?

[Penelope Rosier]

oh my... *swoons slightly*

[*doesn't watch grey's anatomy...* don't kill me... *hides*]

[Draco Malfoy]

*is still melting*

[THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!]

[Guest]

Ten bucks it's someone's second acct.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-walks in and falls on face- OK NOW WILL YOU KISS ME!?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Yeah, whoever this is...you are GENIUS! Love, love, lovvvve Grey's]

[Guest]

I'm sorry, you don't watch my show?
Tsk. You'll be punished.
*winks*


Didn't you read my sig, Regulus?
Mmm.

[Penelope Rosier]

oh dear... *winks back*

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

Oh dear...Joel's out of a job... -debates-


Meh, i'll just have him be a nurse and swoon at Dr. McDreamy from a corner... :3

[Molly Prewett]

Good choice, Joel.


*wonders if someone will point out that Mya has spent a week in a coma, and will likely need intensive attention when she wakes up.... just in case....*

[Guest]

-Drools-

[Guest]

*wonders if someone will point out that Mya has spent a week in a coma, and will likely need intensive attention when she wakes up.... just in case....*

Why Miss Granger, you will receive my highest standard of care.

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

Ten bucks it's someone's second acct.

TWENTY BUCKS.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[OI, GELLERT....IT ALREADY SAYS SO IN THE SIGNATURE THAT IT'S SOMEONE'S SECOND ACCOUNT....stupid jerk]

[Guest]

Can I say on behalf of everyone that is sane and living,

Om nom nom nom.

[Guest]

Well I hope I can help.

[Molly Prewett]

*wonders if someone will point out that Mya has spent a week in a coma, and will likely need intensive attention when she wakes up.... just in case....*

Why Miss Granger, you will receive my highest standard of care.

Brilliant. I'm very glad to see the standards of care in the Hospital Wing going up... especially after that one time where there was no staff and I had to deliver a freakin' baby.... That was awkward, you know.

[Draco Malfoy]

Actually I have to say Mya.... I'd rather the resident hottie doc not deliver my baby...

[Molly Prewett]

Well I have to say, I would much rather it NOT be me!

PS, where is that baby of yours - Mya wants cuddles....

[Draco Malfoy]

erm... the baby... errr.... actually we have a Hashbee now... go look here: http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/introductions-f1/crawls-into-the-forum-t820.htm

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