Re: I Won't Marry You

Ginevra Weasley Inactive March 30th 2010, 3:04 am

I won't marry you because they went out of style in the 90s... I miss my milk bad container.....This conversation will now be pick on the Canadian......

**Narcissa Black** March 30th 2010, 3:52 am

I won't marry you because I feel bad for picking on Canadians.

No, quite honestly, I have nothing against Canadians. They're perfectly nice people; at least the ones I've met!

Ginevra Weasley Inactive March 30th 2010, 3:53 am

I won't marry you because I feel bad for making fun of americans

Guest March 30th 2010, 3:56 am

I won't marry you because I think all of us people from other countries need to get along, and random marriage won't help a thing.

Ginevra Weasley Inactive March 30th 2010, 3:57 am

I won't marry you because I agree..... BUt sometimes you guys are easy to make fun of

**Molly Prewett** March 30th 2010, 4:08 am

I won't marry you because Australians put shit on the lot of you...

Guest March 30th 2010, 4:11 am

I won't marry you because deep down inside I know that's true...

Ginevra Weasley Inactive March 30th 2010, 4:13 am

I won't marry you because Well nobody can say they haven't done it

Fred Weasley - Inactive March 30th 2010, 8:20 am

I won't marry you 'cause I actually LOVE all the Canadian people I know.

Nikki Orwell March 30th 2010, 5:33 pm

I won't marry you because I don't know enough Canadians to make a blanket statement.

**Draco Malfoy** March 30th 2010, 7:24 pm

I won't marry you because blanket statements are funniest when there is a very limited amount of information available

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 31st 2010, 5:23 pm

I won't marry you because I don't want to stop drinking and I don't have a problem!

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 5:28 pm

I won't marry you because YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM AND I INSIST THAT YOU COME TO MEETINGS!

Guest March 31st 2010, 6:55 pm

I won't marry you because I'm sure I don't need to go to whatever meetings you and Luna are talking about.

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 6:58 pm

I won't marry you because you still have your bloody innocence card

[Lily, they're AA meetings]

Guest March 31st 2010, 7:08 pm

[Figured, but wasn't sure.]

I won't marry you because that combination of words sounds....weird.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 7:09 pm

I won't marry you because I agree, bloody? innocence? Right.

Guest March 31st 2010, 7:11 pm

I won't marry you because I'm hoping we aren't the only ones who see the lack of sense in that combination of words.

**Draco Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 7:36 pm

I won't marry either of you because I realized all the real & pretty dirty implications between the two of them... that you two didn't notice...

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 31st 2010, 11:30 pm

I won't marry you because I noticed them, just have enough self control and brain-to-mouth filter not to say every dirty innuendo in the world.

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 12:12 am

I won't marry you because inner filters take the fun out of everything

Nikki Orwell April 1st 2010, 3:01 am

I won't marry you because mental filters are a necessity.

Fred Weasley - Inactive April 1st 2010, 7:02 am

I won't marry you because my mental filter would come up with too many reasons not to.
[I often hate my mental filter. It gets it the way a lot.]

**Angela Braddock** April 1st 2010, 7:05 am

I won't marry you cuz you're my boyfriend's twin. and that might get awkward...

Fred Weasley - Inactive April 1st 2010, 7:08 am

Haha. Although there was that idea of drunken confusion.

...Anywho, I won't marry you because it would be illegal. (At least it would be here... Don't know if the age of consent is different where you are.)

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