Re: Boy's Dormitory 5 (Tom, Evan)

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 9:45 am

Evan's first reaction is to slap Penny for being so foolishly irresponsible. His second reaction is to find Marcus, cut his balls off, and set him on fire. His hands ball into fists and he takes several deep, calming breaths. All of a sudden, he feels like a completely shit excuse for a brother, and wonders what else Penny's had to deal with alone.

"Penny. Explain. NOW."

**Penelope Rosier** May 24th 2010, 9:51 am

she looks up at him like a frightened bunny rabbit. "well I uh. I don't even know where to start! I guess...Marcus and I were "close" a while ago...and then I started to like this Cormac guy. and then I was suddenly pregnant. out of nowhere." that's a lie, it could have been Marcus', but SHH! "Cormac basically shoved me into Marcus' arms because, well...we thought it was his baby. and then we sort of bonded. and then out of the blue the baby disappeared. turns out it was a fucking SPELL. and...well, here we are..." she looked down, expecting the very worst.

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 9:53 am

[THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO WEARS ONESIES. I AM SHOCKED. DO YOU ONLY TREAT PANDY-WANDY WITH WUV?]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 9:56 am

Evan runs his hands through his hair, turning away from Penny to kick the nearest bed (the Terminator's bed).

"FUCK!"

He turns back to Penny, storming over to his little sister. He yanks her roughly into a hug.

"What the hell were you thinkin'? You shoulda been tellin' me all this when it happened! Shit, Penny, if I'd known all this, I'da been back a helluva lot sooner."

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 9:57 am

Faye Denowitz wrote:[THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO WEARS ONESIES. I AM SHOCKED. DO YOU ONLY TREAT PANDY-WANDY WITH WUV?]

[Jeez, bitch, do you want Faye to get murdered again????]

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 9:58 am

[PFT. I AM INVINCIBLE. BRING IT. I WILL SHOWER YOU WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 9:59 am

[oh, because that would be a punishment? *eyeroll*]

**Penelope Rosier** May 24th 2010, 9:59 am

Penny was shocked. he didn't yell or scream. "I'm sorry..." she said into his shirt and wrapped her arms around him. "I-I thought I could handle it and then things just got so outta control..."

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 9:59 am

[yes, it would. Faye is BAMF. You know you have a sensitive side. I see it when you suck your thumb late at night and snuggle with Pandy-Wandy.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:05 am

Penelope Rosier wrote:Penny was shocked. he didn't yell or scream. "I'm sorry..." she said into his shirt and wrapped her arms around him. "I-I thought I could handle it and then things just got so outta control..."

Evan hugs her tighter, even though hugging really isn't his thing and he doesn't really know if he wants to get too used to doing this girly shit for Penny. She seems to need it though, so for now he puts up with it. He pats her awkwardly on the shoulder.

"You're meant to let me handle things, you know. I'm here to look out for you, you just gotta say the word and you know I'll be there to take care of it. I still don't like your fuckin' little bitch of a boyfriend, though. You're just gonna have to deal with that. Slightest hint of him messin' up again and he's dead."

[Faye, go practice being silent, like a good woman should.]

**Penelope Rosier** May 24th 2010, 10:08 am

she pulled back, realizing this hugging thing was too much for her manly big brother to handle. "I know I just...I wanted to handle it. it's my body ya know? and it was kinda personal. Plus i was too afraid you'd kill me. or Marcus..."

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 10:09 am

[Fuck you. I refuse, for two reasons. 1) I am not your woman. 2) Why would I obey someone who wears a onesie?]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:12 am

Evan smirks. She knows him too well.

"Marcus, probably. You? I'd look after you, kid. We ain't got noone else, do we?"

He doesn't address her comments about the fact that it was her body, and what happened to it was kind of personal. Because that's just freakin' awkward. She's his sister, for Christ's sake! He really doesn't want to be thinking about her having sex. And oh shit, they're orphans... there's nobody else to palm the 'safety first' speech off on.... Oh, fuck. He moves a little further away, running a hand and pretending to be looking for his book bag. He clears his throat.

"You are bein'.... careful, aren't ya, Pen?"

Evan Rosier does not blush. But he's pretty fucking close right now.

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:13 am

Faye Denowitz wrote:[Fuck you. I refuse, for two reasons. 1) I am not your woman. 2) Why would I obey someone who wears a onesie?]

[Well, that's just bad womaning in general.]

**Penelope Rosier** May 24th 2010, 10:19 am

[OMR. YOU ARE SUCH AN AWKWARD TURTLE AND I LOVE IT]

she looked at him like he was crazy. this was NOT a conversation she wanted to have with her BROTHER of all people. but, her parents were gone. oh man this was awkward "What? of course! we use the charm everytime..." then she stopped. she didn't need to kill the poor guy with her sex life

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:22 am

[BAHAHAHA I LOVE IT TOO!]

Evan gives her a properly horrified look.

"OK! OK! Shit, spare me the details, little sis! And I don't want to see you two in the common room like that ever again, you hear me? It's gonna be a helluva lot easier for me to deal with this crap about my kid sister if I never fuckin' ever have to see you two all over each other. Got it?"

Guest May 24th 2010, 10:25 am

[When you say all over each other you mean like with each others tongues down our throats?? Smile

]

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 10:26 am

[I LOVE THE ONESIE WEARING, PANDY-WANDY WUVING, THUMB SUCKING AWKWARD ONE TOO. not. And Mya, we need to plan that Evan & Fleur thing.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:27 am

[yeah.... you gotta watch that shit now. LMAO. PS - it's probably sufficiently awkward enough for Marcus to interrupt after Penny's next post Wink

I have to go do some work stuff in a few minutes! Razz

]

[We do, we do! Have you filled Eowyn in? Are Sirius and Viktor both gonna come after Evan?]

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 10:28 am

[I told Eowyn over Skype. She said her inner Sirius made her punch a wall. I take that as a: You will definitely be hunted by Sirius.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:29 am

[Lovely]

**Penelope Rosier** May 24th 2010, 10:29 am

she jumped and started laughing "Sorry bro. too much to handle?" she smirked "and you know...it's a free castle, technically I should be allowed to do whatever and whoever wherever i want..." she cocked an eyebrow and waited for his reaction

Claire McCann May 24th 2010, 10:30 am

[DON'T WORRY MYA. IT'S ONLY YOUR EVAN SIDE, NOT YOUR HERMS. <3 I'm off to bed. Have fun, you two.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:31 am

Evan growls, even though he knows Penny's teasing.

"Shut UP, you cheeky little bitch! No sister of mine is going to be whoring around the castle. Leave that shit for the Gryffin-whores, ya hear me? Keep your business private, eh?"

He shudders for effect. Which is like the closest he's ever come to making a joke.

Evan Rosier - Inactive May 24th 2010, 10:32 am

Faye Denowitz wrote:[DON'T WORRY MYA. IT'S ONLY YOUR EVAN SIDE, NOT YOUR HERMS. <3 I'm off to bed. Have fun, you two.]

[NIGHT! XX00 *is afraid of my Evan side*]

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