BIRTHDAY BASH AT THE LAKE

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

PANSY AND KATIE'S BIRTHDAY BASH

It's mine and Lucy's birthdays, and a party is in order.
Since Pansy's a Slytherin and Katie's a Gryffindor, we couldn't do just a house party.
SOOO the party will be at the lake as one big giant super double-trouble party of awesomeness!

There, OF COURSE, will be all levels of firebeer available:
White: for the lightweights.
Gold: good and average.
Black: stronger stuff, still average.
Volcano: only if you're feeling strong.
Hellfire: only if you hold your alcohol really well.
Inferno: only if you're stupid.
Fiendfyre: only if your name is Pansy or Roo.
Snape still gets Baby Fart.
There will be NO Floo Label, as that has led to many bad things.
There will also be a new brew created for the party!

WHO: ALL FRIENDS OF PANSY OR KATIE.
WHAT: BIRTHDAY DRUNKEN FUN.
WHERE: I'll make a new party thread at the lake for it on Friday morning.
WHEN: Lucy's birthday is tomorrow, mine is Saturday. So the party will start on Friday, and continue until everyone gets bored and leaves, or passes out drunk.

Now go buy us presents.

[Guest]

What about Floo and Hellfire labels?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

FLOO LEADS TO BAD THINGS. *shuns it*

[Guest]

Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahaahahhaa.

What, like Dramione and Blansy?

Hahahhahahaa.

[Guest]

Oh shit.
And Sevissa.


YEAH LET'S NOT BRING THAT ONE.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Point proven.
NO FLOO LABEL.

[Draco Malfoy]

OMG SO EXCITED!!!!

[Narcissa Black]

Oh shit.
And Sevissa.


YEAH LET'S NOT BRING THAT ONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, SEV? EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE THAT PAIRING, WHATEVER. THIS IS VERY INSULTING, SEVERUS. I DON'T THINK WE CAN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE. *pouts*

[Guest]

WOMAN.
I WAS DRUNK OUT OF MY MIND AND FUCKED THE BRAINS OUT OF MY BFF WHO HAPPENED TO BE A VIRGIN, AND LIKE FIFTEEN.
I THINK I AM JUSTIFIED IN CALLING IT A MISTAKE.

[Narcissa Black]

SIXTEEN, AND I'M ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU SO TALK TO THE HAND.

[Draco Malfoy]

SIXTEEN, AND I'M ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU SO TALK TO THE HAND.

Cissy = Amazing


Tam = In love with her

[Katie Bell]

Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahaahahhaa.

What, like Dramione and Blansy?

Hahahhahahaa.

BLANSY WAS NO DRUNKEN MISTAKE. It was a combnination of love and not having gotten any in a LONG time.

[James Potter - Inactive]

THIS IS SO DAMN EXCITING. I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I'M EXCITED TOO!!!!
DRUNK LUNAAA!!!!

[James Potter - Inactive]

OMFG YAYYY!!! Rose will be there meeting everyone and being EPICCC and Roo will be there getting MASSIVELY DRUNK and James will be there kissing Katie because I promised! YAY!

[Katie Bell]

YESSSSSSS. I LOVE JAMES. I LOVE KISSING.

So kissing James = Amazing. Oh and Sirius... We are having a drunken hook up. No questions. And it fits the plan. I promise.

[Daphne Greengrass]

I'll be there tooooooo.

I have plans for everyone but Rose, Gabs, and Theo. SO JUST DEE AND CHO. *cackles*

[Guest]

YESSSSSSS. I LOVE JAMES. I LOVE KISSING.

So kissing James = Amazing. Oh and Sirius... We are having a drunken hook up. No questions. And it fits the plan. I promise.

I'm going to laugh so hard.
That'd be my sloppy seconds for James again.

[Draco Malfoy]

LOL... poor James...

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*was not Sirius's sloppy seconds...*

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