Katie & Pansy's Birthday Bash by the Lake

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Seeing as it is after midnight where I live, I consider it officially Friday, and thus, Katie and Pansy's birthday party of epic proportions has officially begun! Come when you like, drink all you like, as it's essentially unlimited alcohol!


There, OF COURSE, are all levels of firebeer available:
White: for the lightweights.
Gold: good and average.
Black: stronger stuff, still average.
Volcano: only if you're feeling strong.
Hellfire: only if you hold your alcohol really well.
Inferno: only if you're stupid.
Fiendfyre: only if your name is Pansy or Roo.
Snape still gets Baby Fart.
There will be NO Floo Label, as that has led to many bad things.
[There's some pumpkin juice here too, for you silly non-drinkers and preggers kids.]

New Brew for the Party: KATIE AND PANSY'S BIRTHDAY BEER!
Delicious blueish-purple firebeer that makes you really happy,
because no one should be sad for a birthday party!








Seemingly hundreds of crates of firebeer, all labeled, float in and stack about the grassy lake shore. Purple and teal streamers appear in the trees, along with a massive banner that says 'Happy Birthday Katie and Pansy!'.

[James Potter - Inactive]

James slides in, ready to be drunk for like 4 days straight. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.

[Katie Bell]

Katie bangs on is, and immediatly goes for a drink. "Hellfire? NICE!" she gluggs the lot and starts dancing in the middle of the room on her own.

[Draco Malfoy]

PARTAY!!! *runs in and starts dancing*

[Daphne Greengrass]

DEE RIDDLE FUCKING LOVES PARTIES.

YES SHE DOES.

[Katie Bell]

"Tammmmyyy! Darling!" Katie smiled sloshing over..."Wheres my present?" She glared.

[Draco Malfoy]

OMG HERE! *presents a HUGE box*

[Katie Bell]

"THANKS!" Grabs box and chucks it over shoulder. "LETS PARTY!" She jumps on a table and starts REALLY dancing. She spots Dee in there, "Hey Dee! Wait... somethings different. YOU HAD SEX! TELL ME ABOUT IT NOW!" She hauls Dee up to the table and gets her to dance.

[Daphne Greengrass]

I BROUGHT A PRESENT TOO~ KATIE BELL. AND ONE FOR PANSAY PARKINSON.

LET'S GO KAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEE.

*flails wildly*

[Draco Malfoy]

*is totally not drunk but gets up on the table and dances with them anyway*

[Katie Bell]

[Dee... -points above post-]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[OH FUCK YOU LUCY.]

"I DID NOT HAVE SIX. I DID NOT HAVE A NUMBER. NO NO NO NO." Dee shakes her head wildly and tries to run away.

[Katie Bell]

"You did it six times? OH YOU DEVIL!" Katie laughed feeling the drink flow through her. "This is amazing! Where Pansyyyyyy?" Katie waved her wand and a pole dancing pole appeared.

[Draco Malfoy]

OMR *poledances*

[Daphne Greengrass]

Dee decides it is time to run away to live with the mole people. She cannot have her best friend mad at her.

[Katie Bell]

"Oh no you don't!" Katie grabbed the back of Dee and pulled her back.


[Tell em later when Im REALLY drunk and I wont rememeber in the morning yeah?]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[How about she tells by accident when you're really wasted?]

"FINE FINE. OOH A POLE. IT'S SO... POLEY."

[Draco Malfoy]

Tam would rather Dee not live with the mole people as it would make visiting her rather tricky.

[Dean Thomas]

[*will show up later* ]

[Katie Bell]

[Works for me, Im off for a bit in a sec, I'll be on later]

"IT IS SO POLEY!" Katie chugged her drink, throwing the bottle aside and started Poledancing with Tam.

[Draco Malfoy]

I LOVE BIG HARD POLES!

[Dean Thomas]

[...I bet you do..]

[Draco Malfoy]

[and I love monsturrrrrrrs too]

[Dean Thomas]

[*hides...*]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*will come to her party in a bit, still unpacking the car*]

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