Potter House

[Guest]

Everyone has their family house so....

House of:
Harry Potter
Ginny Weasley
James S. Potter
Albus S. Potter
Lily L. Potter
and
Teddy Lupin
somtimes
Lily Evans
and
James Potter

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

Lily walks in and sits down on the couch.

[Lucius Malfoy]

-walks in-
HEY GUYS!

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

"Hey Albus!"

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Hey Lils. What's for dinner?"

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

"I don't know. Don't ask me. You're the older one."

[Guest]

James plops down on a couch

[Lucius Malfoy]

He shrugs. "Whatever. Where's mom? I'm hungry."

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

"I don't know." She looks around. "Hey! James! You're the oldest. Go make us food."

[Guest]

"I don't know how to cook! You're a girl, you make the food!"

[Guest]

*walks in because hello she'd be the Potter matriarch except less drastic than Cissa or Molly probably*

WHY did Ginny never teach any of you to cook?! Jamsie be nice to your sister. What are you hungry for?

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

Lily stands up. "James!" She shoves him against a wall with her hand around his neck chocking him. "TAKE IT BACK! THAT'S SEXIST! TAKE IT BACK!"

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Well if there's going to be a fight I think popcorn is in order."

[Guest]

James easily gets Lily off him since he's a strong quidditch player

[Guest]

Lucy stomps right in to the house and is like, "Hey!"

[Katie Bell]

I almost had sex with James Potter once. It was awesome.

[Ginny Weasley]

Katie, you did not have sex with James! I did! BE JEALOUS.

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

Lily starts crying because she is a teenage girl and her hormones are crazy. "Your always so mean to me!"

[Katie Bell]

Yeah but I ALMOST did. And it was awesome.

[Guest]

Could you all stop talking about James Potter? Rose Zeller, like, loves the boy and if she heard you, you'd all be dead.

[Guest]

*waves her wand to push the two apart, and storms over*

LILY LUNA POTTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR BROTHER. JAMES SIRIUS POTTER...THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!

Obviously, Albus will be the only one getting food tonight.

[Guest]

... You guys are cruisin for a bruisin

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

Lily collapsed on the couch and cried harder because she was hungry.

[Guest]

James takes over 'man of the house' for a minute since his dad isn't there "EVERYBODY OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!"

[Lucius Malfoy]

Albus sits there looking smug. "No."

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