Percy's House

[Audrey Stevenson]

Presided over by his sexy VS model wife Audrey

[Alice Prewett]

"Hi Mum! Can I have a sammich?"

[Audrey Stevenson]

Well Darling... alright... *hands her a sammich* But don't eat too much!

[Alice Prewett]

Thanks Mum.

*gobbles* Where's Daddy and Lucy?

[Audrey Stevenson]

I don't know. Your father should be home soon. I guess Lucy's out shopping or with a boy.

[Guest]

Er... Whats all this?

[Guest]

Lucy walks into her house and sits down on the table, "Hey Mom! Dad not home yet? Good. Means I can go rearrange my closet and NOT learn about pathetic world leaders."

[Guest]

Oliver walks in with Percy in his arms. "Shit you said your family would be gone." Oliver runs out with Percy still in his arms.

[Guest]

PERCY. HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE RARING TO GO. Err... I mean, Wana polish our badges?

[Alice Prewett]

"OH MAH FUCKING GOD."

[Audrey Stevenson]

Audrey watched them go with a small smile on her face, "That's nice, your father has a new quidditch buddy. I know he missed flying with his friends on weekends."

[Louis Weasley]

*Percy glances around awkwardly* oops...

[Audrey Stevenson]

PERCY. HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE RARING TO GO. Err... I mean, Wana polish our badges?

[OMFG BETCH! GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND! *smack with frying pan*]

[Guest]

Want to explain anything Percy? Huh? -taps foot looking incrediable cute-

[Guest]

[LOL. ]

[Guest]

Lucy stares at the Quidditch player who entered with her father, "Gotta admit. Dad has nice taste," she looks back at a magazine and props it open on her lap. She vaguely recognizes the other woman because she seems like an airhead with the nunga-nungas.

[Audrey Stevenson]

[OMFG EVANS OUT OF THIS HOUSE! YOU AIN'T RELATED TO PERCY!]

"Excuse me, do I know you" Audrey looked super sexy because hey! She's a VS model so Penny stands no fucking chance.

[Louis Weasley]

*glances around awkwardly, avoiding the eyes of the two women in the house* uhhhhhh *looks at Oliver for support*

[Guest]

"Whudathunkit? Dad's a fucking manwhore," Lucy made a fish face and widened her eyes, "Wow, Dad. You really are a politician."

[Guest]

Well, your husband here said that we were going to polish our badges together, and now I found out you have a wife?! DOES SHE WANT TO POLISH TOO? -becomes really excited-

[Alice Prewett]

"Who knew dad was such a pimp?"

[Guest]

Oliver re-enters the house goes up to Percy and reaches in to his pocket. He laughs awkwardly. "Hehe.. forgot these." He says as he pulls out two condoms.

[Audrey Stevenson]

Audrey gave Percy as sexy smile, "Would you and your quidditch buddy like sammiches?" Audrey gave Lucy a sharp look, "Lucy. Behave."

[Audrey Stevenson]

Audrey smiled over at Oliver, "Would you like some snack with those?"

[Louis Weasley]

*smiles at his gorgeous wife* I would love some snacks dear. Oliver was just leaving

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