The Longbottom House

[Alice Prewett]

FOR MY HUSBAND AND I.
AND OUR LOVELY, INCREDIBLY IGNORANT SON, NEVILLE.
AND HANNAH TOO!
AND PARVATI TOO BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY NICE AND NOT A WHORE...

Because we need someplace to house this epicness.

[Neville Longbottom]

Neville walked in... "Hi mom. Hi Dad.I thought you two were in St Mungos"

[Alice Prewett]

"Oh, hello dear. Do you want some cake for dinner?" *hands over Drooble's wrapper*

[Neville Longbottom]

"Yummmm, cake sounds good mom!"

[Alice Prewett]

Alice takes the cake out of the oven. "Set the table, please?" She slices pieces of amazing Funfetti cake.

[Neville Longbottom]

He sets the table awkwardly because he is awkward.

[Alice Prewett]

"You father is on a business trip until Dom is done with SBP the weekend, so it'll just be us for a few days. You can invite over some of your little friends and go hang out in the wine cellar!"

[Neville Longbottom]

"Oh... yeah. That should be fun. Maybe I will invite Dean over, or maybe Parvati and I can have a study session down there. I am tutoring her in Herbology mom. Isn't that great?"

[Alice Prewett]

"Oh, how lovely! A girl!?" She pinches his cheeks and dumps cake on his plate. "Well, invite her over and if you do do anything, make sure you protect yourselves!" And with that she leaves the room leaving Neville baffled, because I need to do my homework.

I SHALL BE BACK AFTER WRITING ANOTHER PARAGRAPH. OR TWO.

[Neville Longbottom]

Neville eats his cake wondering what she meant by stay protected. Like, don't let strangers in the house when we are here?

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

Frank enters the house for the first time EVER. "Neville!" he grins when he sees his son. "How are you son?"

[Alice Prewett]

Alice comes in with some groceries. She casts an odd look at Neville, who looks like he hasn't moved in about three weeks.

[Neville Longbottom]

Neville jumped up from his spot and ran over to his Dad. "HI DADDY! I've been great!" he hugged his daddy.

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"That's great Nev," Frank replies while giving his son a huge hug. "Alice dear!" Frank grins then rushes forward to kiss his wife, then help her unload groceries.

[Alice Prewett]

"Hi honey," she says, putting away the lunch meats. "Neville, have you been in that chair for three weeks? Sweetie, will I have to call a babysitter next time your father and I go on a trip?" She sighs and starts to clean up the cobwebs in Neville's chair.

[Neville Longbottom]

"No, I got up to take care of Mimbly and the others!" He said quickly.

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"How is Mimbly doing?" he asks, thinking of how Neville loves his plant a lot. "Still growing?" he asks while putting away the vegetables that Alice bought at the store.

[Neville Longbottom]

"Yeah! She has been growing a lot. She saved me once too!" He said with a grin.

[Alice Prewett]

"From what?" Alice asks, dropping the bag of apples on the floor. She rushes towards his son and starts checking over him. "MY BABY! Are you alright? Are you hurt? Were you mugged, raped, or beaten up? It's not your fault you didn't inherit your father's muscle! MY POOR BABY!"

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"What happened Neville?!" Frank says in a very anxious tone, glad that his son at least had Mimbly to protect him. Though, his son is BAMF and could totally slay a snake.

[Neville Longbottom]

"Well, I was in my dorm tutoring someone. And well...they attacked me." He says very laid back.

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"THEY ATTACKED YOU?! WHAT? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DID THEY HURT YOU? DID YOU GO AND SEE THE NURSE AFTERWARD? DID YOU REPORT THIS ATTACK?!"

[Neville Longbottom]

"Yes, yes, no, no, no." He said answering all his questions. "I didn't need to go see the nurse. I was fine. They didn't hurt me. They didn't mean to harm me at all." He says.

[Alice Prewett]

Alice narrows her eyes. "Who was it, sweetie? You don't have to protect them, you know. If they hurt you, then they can go to jail."

[Neville Longbottom]

"NO MOM!! She's my friend! I don't want her to go to jail! She's really nice and she didn't hurt me. At all."

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