Re: The Longbottom House

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 5:09 am

"What did this girl do to you Nevy-poo?" Frank asks his son curiously. After all, this was Neville. His poor, innocent, little son.

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 5:11 am

"She well, she like climbed on me. And kissed me and stuff." He said quietly.

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 5:17 am

"WHAT? Frank, I think he needs to have the talk. I'll get the bananas. Do you want bagels, too?" she asks, holding up the ones she just bought.

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 5:18 am

"The talk?" He looked between the both of them. "What talk? Why do you need bagels and bananas?"

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 5:20 am

"We need to model what happens, son. We can't exactly use ourselves at the moment, can we? I don't think you'd appreciate it. Besides, your father gets a bit rough," she says, throwing a wink at Frank.

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 5:21 am

"Too right Alice," he says with a grin. "Yeah, bring the bagels. Though, grab the everything bagels, because that can represent a blue waffle real nice. Gotta make sure Neville understands all this stuff," he says. "Right son. So, to start off...what do you already know about sex?"

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 5:22 am

"SEX?!" Neville screams. "WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SEX?!"

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 5:37 am

"Because Neville, we haven't discussed anything with you, which makes us bad parents. You need to be prepared, especially if you have pretty girl throwing themselves at you," he answers. "Now Nev, what do you know?"

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 5:38 am

"Ummm, well. I have...kissed a girl before."

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 6:23 am

Alice slams the everything bagels on the table because apparently life cannot go on without the everything bagels.

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 6:44 am

"THANK YOU WIFEY," Frank says to Alice. "Okay son. So there are many things you need to know about sex. First off, this banana represents the flobberworm that is attached at your groin region. When you become sexually aroused, your flobberworm is going to want to enter something called a vagina. This bagel here, represents a vagina. Now, when your flobberworm becomes hard and stiff, you will find that you want some sort of release. The release, is cum. Now, in order to find said release, there are a few things that can be done. First off, there is a thing called a hand job. This is when the hand sexually stimulates the penis. Second, is oral sex or oral stimulation in which the mouth is used. Lastly, there is sex. Now, this bagel here is going to represent a vagina, though technically it could also represent the arse hole, but that is something else which we won't discuss right now. Now, when having sex, the penis is inserted into the vagina once both participating parties are sexually aroused...like so," he says while gently placing the banana through the bagel hole. "Now, it is important to remember protection though. See this bagel in particular, with all the seeds and what not? Those represent sexually transmitted diseases. In order to prevent the spreading of diseases, condoms or spells must be done. Now, the contraception charm is also important if you choose to no use a condom. Why? Because your mummy and daddy are not quite ready to be grandparents. Any questions?"

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 6:47 am

Neville's face went into this socked expression and he nodded as his father talked. "MMhhmmm, Yeah I think I got it all." He says quietly and continues nodding imagining....said things.

Neville's Expression:
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Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 6:53 am

"Right son, well if you have any questions, feel free to come to your mother or I. I mean, both of us are extremely experienced and we just want you to be safe. Okay?"

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 6:54 am

Neville nodded slowly. "Okay. I will." He said as he smiled and turned around and ran out the door as fast as he could.

He ran back in a few minutes later, grabbed a piece of cake and Mimbly and ran back out. "BYE MOMMY, BYE DADDY"

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 6:57 am

[Neville, you cannot crap cake and plants... love you!]

Alice watches her son go, and let's out a laugh. "Well, now that he's gone... why don't we put some of that experience to good use?"

Neville Longbottom June 20th 2010, 6:59 am

[Oh my goodness! haha I edited! *facepalm*]

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 7:02 am

[Hahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahaa]

"Definitely," he grins, because he loves his wife and is glad he doesn't have to resort to paying for hookers like Parvati Patil. "Race you upstairs?" he challenges with a slight smirk.

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 7:04 am

"I know you're just going to let me win so you can look at my arse. But alright. Last one there does a striptease!" And with that, she runs off in a sexy manner.

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 20th 2010, 7:11 am

Frank laughs as he DOES let his wife get a head start. After all, she has a fantastic arse. He also doesn't mind giving her a strip tease, because she was the one to do it last night. All is fair in love...and love? No war. So yeah, Frank runs after her...and is the one that does the strip tease tonight.

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 7:16 am

Alice really likes the strip tease. Ever since that first day, the first time she saw his penis, she's really liked it. Even more so when it's inside her.

**Lucy Weasley** June 20th 2010, 7:22 pm

[OMG. GET OUT. NO. STOP. VIRGINITY. YOURS. WILL BE GONE. OH MY GOD. STOP IT. DLFHSDJKAFNJKN.]

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 8:33 pm

[*coughs* What exactly do you know about yesterday...?]

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