Re: Dr. Orwell's Office

Nikki Orwell May 21st 2010, 6:35 am

And then, the 'exercise' began. Lights began to flash, and a magically animated C3PO appeared and began to chase Dean around. Simultaneously, a monotonous voice began to read Twilight. Nikki walked back into the room. "Oh goody. Let's see if you can figure out how to stop this."

**Dean Thomas** May 21st 2010, 6:38 am

[omg I love you so much!!!]

Dean jumped up and screamed like a little girl as the robot chased him. He screamed even louder when he heard the AWFUL horror story that was being read in a boring monotone. He held his hands over his ears as he ran around "MAKE IT STOP!! PLEASE! I'M SORRY!!!"

Nikki Orwell May 21st 2010, 6:49 am

Nikki smirked, and let C3PO disappear. The reading continued, just to prove a point. "See, this is like Pavlov's dogs. If I play this enough when you are around alcohol or liquor, it will eventually be burned into your psyche and traumatize you."

**Dean Thomas** May 21st 2010, 6:53 am

"PLEASE!! ANYTHING BUT THIS! Chinese water torture? Thumbscrews? This is just too much! It's not rational, why would she like him!! He's a stalker!!" He held his hand over his ears. He ran over to the table where the alochol still was. He picked up the bottle and threw it against the wall, where is shattered into a million pieces.

Nikki Orwell May 21st 2010, 7:03 am

And the reading stopped. Nikki kept smiling that slightly scary smile of hers. And that is when flying monkeys appeared, each carrying a different type of alcohol or liquor.

**Dean Thomas** May 21st 2010, 7:08 am

[OMG!!!!!! *dies*]

He only had a bried moment of relief when the reading stopped. A moment later and he was shrieking like a girl again. We went and dove under the table as the flying monkeys flew at him. He covered his head with his hands, all the while screaming "LEAVE ME BE, LEAVE ME BE!!!!!!" Needless to say, he was rather terrified.

Nikki Orwell May 21st 2010, 7:10 am

Nikki took pity on the poor lad. She shooed the flying monkeys into her pocket book, smiling as fifteen gorillas fit into a tote-bag. Yeah, she can do that. "Dean, it is safe now. The last step is having a conversation with... ME!" And once again, for drama, she made thunder crash and lightning strike.

[I leave you on this cliffhanger. I must go to bed now. -hugs-]

**Dean Thomas** May 21st 2010, 7:14 am

[OK NIGHT!!! P.s. YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK, DUDE!]

He peeked up to make sure they were really gone. He shuddered when the thunder rolled but he climbed out from under the table and went and sat on the couch again. He looked at Dr.Orwell and waited for her first question.

**Romilda Vane** May 21st 2010, 2:26 pm

[I LOVE YOU GUYS. AND I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR THIS!!!]

**Dean Thomas** May 22nd 2010, 4:20 am

[It's not fully over yet!!!]

**Romilda Vane** May 22nd 2010, 4:25 am

[GOOD!!!]

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 4:57 am

Nikki pursed her lips together. "What is the air velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?"

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 4:58 am

He frowns. "Is that a African of European swallow?"

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 5:00 am

Nikki just giggled as his seat ejected him just like the bridge does in that movie. "You can't answer a question with a question!" She rolled her eyes. "Duhhh!"

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 5:03 am

From the ground he answered "The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second. But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut..."

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 5:06 am

Nikki grinned in delight. "You catch on so fast." A maniacal glint appeared in her eyes, and her smile showed a tad too much tooth. "Now, how are you feeling today?"

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 5:08 am

[I am making this before he left hogwarts..otherwise we'd be here a while...]

"I'm feeling pretty good. Still a little sad. But I DEFINITELY don't want a drink.." He shudders at the thought of being attacked by flying monkeys.

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 5:13 am

Nikki raised an eyebrow. "Really? Well, my job seems complete. If you ever want a funny story, drag Tolga out from Durmstrang where he ran away and ask him what I did to him."

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 5:14 am

He smiles. "Can't you tell me?"

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 5:17 am

"I shall only say it involved a pink dress and heels. And maybe strobe lights..."

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 5:19 am

He let out a loud laugh. "I would have loved to have seen that!"

Nikki Orwell May 27th 2010, 5:30 am

Nikki shrugged. "I may have scared him away..." She smiled at Dean, and handed him a certificate.

"Live long and prosper. And don't drink." She shook his hand, and then walked out.

[Sorry, I need to go! I hope you like the Certificate!!!!]

**Dean Thomas** May 27th 2010, 5:35 am

[BYE!!! OMG I LOVE IT!!]

"Thank you so much Dr. Orwell! You've been so helpful! I'll see you around!" He shook her hand and smiled then left the room.

**Romilda Vane** May 27th 2010, 2:25 pm

[I LOVE YOU NIKKI!!!]

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