Re: Slytherin Table [FREE ROLE PLAY AREA]

Rabastan Lestrange December 4th 2010, 9:47 pm

"Oh c'mon Scorp," Stan says rolling his eyes. "I do visit our dorm every now and then. I saw what went down between you and Albus, even if was only for a second, because even I'm not so thick headed that I would intrude on that. It's nothing to be ashamed of. You can come out and tell us." Turning to Draco, he adds, "And unless you swing that way, I doubt you'd enjoy seeing what exactly Albus Potter can do."

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 9:49 pm

O
M
F
G
DRACO'S JAW JUST DROPPED. HE'S STARING. HE DOESN'T KNOW. OMG. SCORP HAD BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
OMG.
OMG NO THOUGHTS.
OMG.

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 9:50 pm

Scorpius' eyes widened completely and he felt frozen on the bench. He cautioned a look at Draco then decided to answer with the first thing that came to mind, a denial. "I don't know what you're on about," he said, looking down at his plate and shoveling some eggs into his mouth. "I've got nothing to tell you guys. We were just going to go and play Quidditch. I'm pretty sure that that is all you saw."

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 9:50 pm

Draco Malfoy wrote:O
M
F
G
DRACO'S JAW JUST DROPPED. HE'S STARING. HE DOESN'T KNOW. OMG. SCORP HAD BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
OMG.
OMG NO THOUGHTS.
OMG.

*dead*

Rabastan Lestrange December 4th 2010, 9:53 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. *dies*

"Oh Scorpius don't be so secretive," Stan says exasperated. "I walked in on you and Al in the dorm, engaging in sexual activities. Really, you should put a sock on the door handle if you don't want anyone to know."

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 9:54 pm

MY MOUTH
LITERALLY
OPEN
NOT
OMG
NO THOUGHT
https://2img.net/h/oi56.tinypic.com/j0igr6.jpg

DRACO CANNOT SAY ANYTHING. HIS BRAIN. NOT COPING.

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:00 pm

Scorpius' mouth falls open and he quickly looked at his cousin. "I...uhh...I...err...you see...it was just...so how about the Slytherin Quidditch team? They seem to be doing rather well, yeah?" he asked, scratching the back of his neck as he avoided the topic, though his face was rather Quaffley for the first time...ever.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:01 pm

I still.
I don't know.
Draco's in catatonic shock right now.
Ted is kicking him and nothing is happening.
Draco is staring at Stan like he's announced the sky is actually pink.

Rabastan Lestrange December 4th 2010, 10:07 pm

"Oh I see what this is," Stan says. "You hadn't told Draco yet. Well this is certainly quite a situation. I think you should just cop up and say, 'Yeah, cuz, I had sex with my male best friend.' It's much more becoming than sitting with your mouth open and your eyes bugging out like a fish," he continues conversationally and takes a big bite out of his toast.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:08 pm

OMG
OSJGSK
KSL
KJSGLRWJGLKM
DRACO
SPEAK
MUDBLOOD
NOWORDS
SJKSKLJKLJGKLSJ
GKSJDGLJWRIGLSK
Brain
Dead
Gone
Poof

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:10 pm

I am dead.
Dead.
This is...omg.

Stan's bluntness...is quite amazing. Really. "No...I didn't tell Draco," he mumbled, shuffling around his food. After all, he and Draco had just started to get along again. "Fine," he said shortly, pulling up his gaze and looking at Draco. "I...Al and I...we sort of engaged in sexual activities last week," he said, deciding to go with the whole 'bluntness' idea.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:13 pm

Draco turns his "HOLY SHIT WATER IS PURPLE WHAT?" face to his cousin. But. He. Womanizer. Stop. No. BRAINSPLOSION. Draco is unavailable right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.

Guest December 4th 2010, 10:14 pm

Rabastan Lestrange wrote:"Oh I see what this is," Stan says. "You hadn't told Draco yet. Well this is certainly quite a situation. I think you should just cop up and say, 'Yeah, cuz, I had sex with my male best friend.' It's much more becoming than sitting with your mouth open and your eyes bugging out like a fish," he continues conversationally and takes a big bite out of his toast.

Guys... Um, is it a bad thing I have actually been the Stan in this conversation-- yes, quite that blunt and direct, thanks-- more times than I can count? I FIND A KINDRED SPIRIT IN STAN.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:15 pm

I just.
I would never be this shocked in RL.
But Draco
omg
O.O
O.o
o.O
o.o
*dead*

Rabastan Lestrange December 4th 2010, 10:16 pm

WATER IS PURPLE AHAHAHAHHAAHAH. *dies* I LOVE THAT EPISODE.
I WISH TO BE LIKE EOWYN AND STAN I DO I DO. IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO DO THAT.

Stan grins like a little kid on Christmas. "See that's the way to do it, Scorp! That wasn't so scary, now was it?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:16 pm

Hahhahahahahaha, you would Eowyn. You would.

Scorpius looked at his cousin, waiting for a reaction. Draco gave him nothing though. "Say something," Scorpius pleaded. "Yell if you want. Give me some kind of comment! You're just sitting there and staring at me and it's starting to freak me out."

Guest December 4th 2010, 10:17 pm

If I were Stan, I'd be having a blast right now with Draco. I would be the one smirking and asking if the thought of two penises grossed you out that much, or if it was just penises in general, which is rather sad, considering I'm quite sure Draco has one.

Guest December 4th 2010, 10:17 pm

And possibly burst into a chorus of "If you were gay, that'd be okay!"

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:17 pm

Draco opened and closed his mouth a couple of times but no sounds came out. Eventually a couple of words. "You. Girls. Boys. Fuck. Wha." Poor boy can't do much more.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:18 pm

Sirius Black wrote:If I were Stan, I'd be having a blast right now with Draco. I would be the one smirking and asking if the thought of two penises grossed you out that much, or if it was just penises in general, which is rather sad, considering I'm quite sure Draco has one.

Draco might punch Stan if he asks. Or just stare at him. Draco really is now wondering if the sun actually orbits the earth.

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:19 pm

"Well, that's better than the staring," he said with a sigh. "I know...I don't...know what happened. I can't believe you saw," he said to Stan, rather embarrassed. "What err...what part? When did you walk in?"

Guest December 4th 2010, 10:21 pm

Eowyn would respond in great detail to that question.
Just saying.

**Draco Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:23 pm

Draco just let Audrey hug him.
You guys have officially broken him.
Thanks.

Draco is still staring at Scorp and finally manages enough thoughts and breath to say something. "Wait so you actually did."

Omg. Ted in my head just jumped out and screamed "You've been punk'd!"

not helpful

Rabastan Lestrange December 4th 2010, 10:24 pm

In answer to Draco's 'Wha." Stan says, "It's quite simple Draco. Scorpius likes penises. Nothing to it really." Stan shrugs. "Just the part where you orgasmed into Albus' mouth. I walked out once I realised what was going on, thought not before seeing that you looked very pleased. Nothing to be embarassed about really."

**Scorpius Malfoy** December 4th 2010, 10:24 pm

Scorpius just blinks at his cousin. "Yes...yes we did. Do you think I would joke about getting physical with my best guy friend?"

AND OH GOD. DOM JUST SAW THAT POST SO SHE ADDS:

Scorpius' eyes widen. Well, he hopes Draco is still living. "Oh...erm...right...that. UHHHHH."

Sponsored content