Re: The Rocks by the Lake

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

Lily frowned and took out a lollipop from her pocket. She unwrapped it as she listened and sucked on it. "You know," she said, pulling the lollipop out of her mouth with a smack. "He's an asshole. A big, fat, inflamed asshole. And he doesn't deserve you. And you will find a hot, sexy man who happens to be gay and totally into you, and I will bet you my life's savings that Scorpius will be jealous." She hugged her big brother. "But, don't look forward to that too much because my savings is three sickles exactly. But, you must feel at least a little good that you got it all out, right? Here, have a lollipop. I have cherry, strawberry, apple, green apple, lemon, and watermelon. And I have a grape, but I licked it, but if you want it, you can still have it." She offered.

[Albus Severus Potter]

Lily Luna is the best sister of all time. Seriously, Luna Lovegood is honored that this girl is named after her. Al smiles and takes the cherry lollipop from his sister, unwrapping it and putting it in his mouth. "Thanks, Lils. You always manage to make me feel better. He's not that bad. I mean, he can't help that he's straight and in a relationship. Though I wouldn't say no to the hot, sexy man if you know any," he said with a laugh. He'd never really checked out other guys before, but he was sure there were plenty of good looking men around the school. Even though deep down he still wanted Scorpius, he'd have to get over it eventually. "I just hope this doesn't mess up our friendship. I know it'll never be the same...But I haven't seen him for a few days and I already miss him. I don't like us avoiding each other like this."

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

"I'm afraid I don't," She admitted with a smile. "But I'm sure I could snoop around the girls' dorms and find some porn, if that'll help!" She pocketed the rest of her lollipops. "I don't think it will affect your friendship. And if it does, then that's lame, and I will totally kick some ass, if you want. Or like, talk to him or something. Whatever will help, if you want! But you can't expect it to get better if you just avoid each other. You have to go up and be ass-ert-ive! And you have to act like everything's fine, but not ignore it, either, but you know, he'll be like 'Wow, that man does not have a vagina, no siree' and he'll feel stupid for avoiding you and realize how wonderful your friendship is and fall into your arms and I'll break the news to Rose and set her up with a nice boy who may or may not be a hired actor, and we will live happily ever after, you know, after you convince Scorpius that I need to be paid for my very therapeutic advice, and you will buy me all the candy I want ever. And then we will live happily ever after."

[Albus Severus Potter]

Al laughed and continued sucking on his lollipop. "Hm. No to the porn, I can get that from my roommate. He's into guys too. And no to the ass kicking and the talking to. I'll have to do that on my own-- The talking, not the ass kicking. But the hired actor for Rose sounds great! And I'll be sure to buy you more candy than you could possibly eat," he said with a grin, already feeling better from his conversation with Lily. "I'll talk to him eventually. Seriously, we share a dorm. We're bound to be in there at the same time eventually. Recently, I've been getting back and he's already asleep or pretending to be asleep. Or it's the other way around," he shrugs. "Anyway, I care about him too much to let this come between us. I'll find a way to fix it. If you really think about it, he's the first guy I've kissed. I guess it's only natural that I like him a bit after that experience? I don't know. But I'm sure I'll get over my feelings. It's just a crush. And if not, I'll just pretend I don't like him until...I stop liking him. Fake it 'till I make it kind of thing, you know?"

[Rabastan Lestrange]

Rabastan will be happy to lend Al his gay porn. Maybe they could look through it together too...

[Lily Luna Potter - Inact]

"You'll be fine!" She greamed. "Because you're Al, and you're like, the toughest guy in the world ever, right? Because you're a Potter, of course. And then the world will implode from the awesomeness that is Albus Severus Potter and we will all burn and explode at the same time because your awesome was too much for us to handle. I don't know. I think this lollipop has been tampered with. Oh no. Al, what if my lollipop has like, a disease in it?! Ohnoohnoohnoooo. I don't want to get sick! What if that's why I'm so brain-bouncy and mind-scattered right now? I'm sorry, I think I should be comforting you. I will try harder. I will overcome my inevitable lollipop disease and soar like a bird over the sky! Not actually, but that would be cool, right? Not the lollipop disease part, but the flying part. I want to fly. I mean, not like Quidditch, which is cool and all, but like, flyy-fly. Not like... fly. But soar with like wings and flying feet and like a bird or a superhero. That would be so cool."

[Albus Severus Potter]

Al just stares at his sister. No wonder they had named her after their family friend, Luna. She sure did share a lot of qualities with the daughter of the Quibbler Editor. "Um...I'm sure you're fine. There's this thing called a sugar rush. I'm not sure if you've heard of it but it's basically your personality," he said with a laugh. "And I wouldn't say I'm tough. Sexy and charming, yeah. But not tough. But seriously, don't stop eating lollipops because you're scared of some disease. I don't know what I'd do without your crazy ideas. I'd probably lose my sanity without your...lack of it."

OMG MILLI HAAHHAAHAH
>.>
Maybeee hehehhe

[Rabastan Lestrange]

OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! -Stan
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*headdesk*

[Ginny Weasley]

Scorpius says Al won't be needing gay porn soon enough.

James Sirius is just waiting for the go ahead to come on down and throw cherry pie at Al.

[Romilda Vane]

Al and Stan can look at gay porn until that time comes, kay? Kay.

[Sirius Black]

Okay, I just saw the last post here, and died laughing.

Caradoc is here with his guitar, being generally awesome.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor and Rolf are walking past, holding hands and eye fucking each other as they talk.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf is eyefucking Viktor.
Yep.

[Sirius Black]

And Rad is raping Rolf and Viktor with his eyes at the same time, and Eowyn mildly wishes they'd be willing to make room for one more but somehow highly doubts that one. And after a moment he remembers he should probably say something. "Hey Viktor," he calls out, putting his guitar down and smiling at Viktor and his boy toy.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor turns his head towards Caradoc and smiles as he leads Rolf right on over there, happy to introduce his boyfriend to his ex-fuck buddy. Um, good thing that Viktor never told Rolf who that bite mark was from because then this would be awkward. "Hey Rad," he said with a grin, still holding Rolf's hand. "This is Rolf," he says, knowing that he's said quite a bit about Rolf already. "Rolf, this is my friend, Rad." Yep. Introduced.

[Sirius Black]

Boyfriend, boytoy-- to Eowyn, if you're doing it right, they mean pretty much the same thing, but you know whatever. "Hey there, Rolf, a pleasure to meet you," he said politely, offering him a bright, very Normal!Caradoc-esque, rather than Sulky!Caradoc-esque, thankfully. "You weren't kidding, Viktor, he's quite a catch," he added, totally checking out Rolf and winking at Viktor, yup. IN A TOTALLY NOT-GOING-TO-BE-STEALING-JUST-CHECKNG-THAT-OUT WAY TY VERY MUCH.

[Rolf Scamander]

Well. Rolf isn't quite sure how to react to this, because clearly this guy knows about him yet he has no idea who this Rad guy is. "Nice to meet you too," he replied with a grin, for if the guy was friends with Viktor, then Rad was cool with him. "And err, thanks," he replied, coming to the realization that this guy must obviously prefer hotdogs compared to buns.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I told you he vos amazing," he said with a chuckle as he smiled happily at Rolf. And he's glad that Rolf isn't in leather pants because then he might not trust Rad being around him. He sits down with Rolf because I'm assuming that Rad was sitting down with his guitar. It'd be more comfortable to play, right? Right. Well now they're all sitting down. "You look happier, I see..."


Yep, good thing Rolf doesn't look like this right now.

[Sirius Black]

Rad would pass, as he and I share a taste in men, yup. He and I acknowledge that Rolf is good looking, but he is not our type, really, though hello, leather pants. "Yeah, yeah, he's gorgeous alright. And I am! It turns out a combination of Jack Daniels, your advice, a hell of a hangover, a jar of painkillers, and a coloring book and crayons is about enough to put me back on track. It took a bit, but it worked, right? Right. So Rolf, I've heard a lot about you, but mostly vague things like 'he's amazing' and 'he's gorgeous' and 'he's amazing.' Care to elaborate for me? And I somehow doubt Viktor's mentioned me, in all his ramblings about how amazing you are, so I'll clue you in-- I'm another transfer this year, seventh year, in Hufflepuff, and if you make any FIND jokes, I'll introduce you to my badger with laser vision and rainbow powers."

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf was more than pleased to find out a little more about Rad, because Viktor didn't really mention him. Actually, Viktor never really mentioned any of his friends. Actually, there hasn't really been much talking. Huh. Oh well, Rolf is okay with that. "Well...I'm a seventh year Ravenclaw who promises to not make any find jokes," he said with a grin. "Viktor and I actually met in the bathroom and have been working on a little project ever since."

[Sirius Black]

"Does this project involve a video camera, and is it going to be up for sale soon?"

[Rolf Scamander]

"No...we haven't started that project yet. We'll let you know when it's on the market though," he said with a teasing grin.

[Sirius Black]

"Viktor, I like him. I like this guy. I do. I approve whole-heartedly and I expect an invitation to the wedding sometime. Do not leave this man, ever. I like him."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor chuckled, smiling happily because he has an awesome boyfriend. "I told you that you vere going to like him," he said with a grin before turning over to Rolf to give him a nice big smooch.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf was slightly surprised when Viktor so suddenly gave him a big smooch. Pulling back, he let out a light chuckle. "The wedding cake better be pineapple... I'm just saying."

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