Re: Hagrid's Garden

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles and wordlessly [YEAH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL WHEN HE DOES IT XD] takes a nice long drag before handing it back to her. Woah. 2.0 Viktor can smoke. Mind blown. Viktor sighs because Rad sucking is not the problem. The problem is the lack of sucking going on between them. "It's just Caradoc. I don't get him. Von minute he can't take his eyes or hands off me, and the next, he's acting weird like I did something wrong. I just don't know vot his deal is. Probably because I'm not used to people I vant not being interested in me vich is pretty conceited, but there it is."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly flushes a little at the mention of Caradoc and curses herself for her stupid, pointless, hopeless crush. She takes another drag of the joint to give herself a second to recover. "That's, like, weird and stuff. And it was totally out of nowhere? Like, you didn't say anything that would make him mad or something?" She starts running her hand over the pumpkin because whoa, it's smooth, yet bumpy and that is just trippy as...

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor shrugs. "No, don't think so. Votever." Yeah, Viktor just said whatever. Blame the gillyweed for that one. "His loss, not mine. Vell, okay so it's my loss too, I guess. But there are other guys who are totally cooler and not so...Mood...swingish." He sighs and looks down at the pumpkin that Molly is stroking. Damn, is that thing orange.

[Sirius Black]

RAD WANTS TO KNOW HOW HE CAN HAVE MOOD SWINGS
HE HAS ONLY THREE EMOTIONS, AND HORNY DOESN'T REALLY COUNT AS ONE, SO THAT MAKES TWO

[Molly Prewett]

Molly is giggling because stroking a pumpkin makes Mya laugh and also because Viktor said 'votever' which was just neat. In fact, it's so neat that Molly is going to give it a go herself. "VOTEVER! His loss," she concurs happily, and she may just be talking about more than Viktor with that one because hey, she's pretty awesome and Rad's fear of vaginas is totally standing in his way. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, right. So Molly is still stroking the pumpkin as she hands the joint back to Viktor because she loves her BFF and will totally share with him. "'Sides, way I hear it, he's not your only option right now," she says with a little giggle, her brain-mouth filter negated by the weed and her thoughts on what Remus had shared with her.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and takes another drag of the joint, keeping it between his fingers for now becasue Molly looks like she's busy with that pumpkin of hers. "He's not the only option, but he vos definitely, like, up there vith the top options. Seriously. Probably number von if he vosn't so...so...I don't know. Vait-- Vot is it you are hearing about options? Vy do I have a feeling you know something that I don't know you know that...You know..." Um, I don't even know if that made sense.



Inner!Molly and Inner!Viktor can just stare at this now...

[Molly Prewett]

Mya is tripping over that picture and she doesn't even smoke...

Molly tilts her head to the side, her red hair clashing horribly with the orange of the pumpkin she's lounging on and stroking. "Huh? What? I, like, don't even remember what I said. Like, whoa - have you ever noticed how the Forest is just all... whoa? Like it's rushing at you or something. Maybe they're Hurons or something and it's all just like... whatever. Votever. Whatever. Vot? What? You and your options, right? You just, like, totally create your own options from cute boys who don't yet believe they're gay, don't you? If I was into girls I would totally do that too, but I'm not, so I'll just, like, enjoy all the boy-options I guess," Molly rambles, sort of hypnotized by that picture like Mya is.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Cute boys who...OH REMUS! Riiiiiighht. I got it. I got it. Yeah, I don't know vot's going on vith him either. If he hasn't figured out he's gay yet, ven there's really nothing to do but vait. It's alvays fun helping people figure things out because then they vant to experiment and shit, and that is just loads of fun. But the vons who already know they're gay are awesome too. You get to skip the whole awkward figuring thing out stage as they come out of denial," he says as he watches Molly stroke the pumpkin. They really do make a nice couple. "The forest? Woah. It's...Woah. I can't stop looking..." He trails off...and stares.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly giggles and takes the joint back from Viktor to smoke some more while she snuggles up to her pumpkin buddy. They really do go great together... until Mol gets the munchies and starts thinking about how many pies this here pumpkin could make, of course. "I dunno, I, like, think the experimenting stage is fun," she says with a cute little shrug. Because in reality Molly isn't all that experienced herself. She's not a virgin, but with two older brothers with very vocal ideas on how boys should behave around their little sisters, she's not exactly one to play around all that much, either. "I totally think he just needs time to come to terms with himself, or whatever. But hey, he was a pretty good kisser," she giggles, then trails off too to stare at the Forest. "Like, are we running towards it, or is it running towards us? Because I don't think either pumpkins OR trees can run, but, like, whoa!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Yeah, you've got that right," he said with a laugh, thinking about that kiss in the kitchens. Fun stuff. "Huh...I think they're both running towards each other...At the same time." He nods very seriously indeed. "That's vy it's moving so fast. That is just...really intense," he says with wide eyes as he stares into the forest.

[Remus Lupin]

[OMG That picture's trippy...*continues to stare* It's almost as good as that video I watched on youtube for like 40 seconds or so and then when I took my eyes away the walls started bending and doing weird things. That was a trip. Hehe]

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

[I'm tempted to set it as my computer background....*keeps staring* IS THIS REAL LIFE!?]

[Remus Lupin]

[*just set it as her desktop background* Hehe..]

[Molly Prewett]

"Yeah, you've got that right," he said with a laugh, thinking about that kiss in the kitchens. Fun stuff. "Huh...I think they're both running towards each other...At the same time." He nods very seriously indeed. "That's vy it's moving so fast. That is just...really intense," he says with wide eyes as he stares into the forest.

"Like, so intense!" Molly whispers, her eyes fixed on the Forest still. Her hand reaches out and starts grabbing futilely at the rushing trees. "It's totally weird - we're rushing there, and they're rushing here, but we're, like, not connecting or votever. OhmyGod! I've seen this episode! There's a rift in the fabric of time and space and the universes are all gonna collapse in on each other! Great big stackable universe sammich. Huh. Thought Cardiff was further south than that," she shrugs. She takes another drag and passes the joint back to Viktor before going back to stroking her pumpkin. "I wonder if pumpkins, like, feel pain."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"A rift at Hogvarts!? Woah. Shit. Just. Got. Real." He took another drag while keeping his eyes on the forest, then lowered the joint from his lips to look down at Molly and her boyvegetabletoy. "I bet they do. I...bet they do," he said very seriously. "So, just imagine vot it's like ven you make pumpkin pie. Carving them out like that." He shakes his head and sighs, suddenly feeling terrible for ever eating pumpkin pie. Poor little pumpkins. They never did anything wrong. and they just get carved out and cooked up in the prime of their lives.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly's hand stops stroking the pumpkin and she stares down at the orange surface, aghast. Then she starts to giggle. "I could, like, totally go for some pumpkin pie right now," she confesses in a stage whisper. "Do you.... do you think he can hear me? Is that why the pumpkin keeps, like, trying to throw us at the Forest? Should we tell it that the Forest is in Cardiff, or should we just let it die fighting? Like, warrior's death or whatever? Because this shit is totally gonna take a sword to carve up."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor looks at the Forest, then back at the pumpkin, then back to the Forest, and back to the pumpkin. Then to Molly. "I think... ve should let it die fighting. That vay, it'll be a lot less painful. And then ve can carve him out and make pie vithout him feeling anything, you know? Besides, it tried to kill us first after ve vere nothing but nice to it. I mean, all ve did vos stroke it! Who vouldn't vant to be stroked all day? I know I vould," he said with a nod before taking another drag and passing the joint back to Molly.

[Molly Prewett]

"I know, right!?" Molly says indignantly. "Like, what did we even do? HE STARTED IT!" She tries to stamp her foot, but as she's still lounging in the curve of the pumpkin it doesn't really pan out and she ends up stamping air. Yeah. Take that, air! "I stroked it, like, so well. I gave this here pumpkin the stroking of a lifetime and it has totally just thrown that right back in my face. Not literally, thank Merlin, because ew!" She tilts her head to the side and considers. "Being stroked all day would feel nice. This pumpkin just, like, didn't know how to appreciate it. Ah, well, you know what they say - if you want something done right, you totally have to do it yourself!" She plucks the joint out of Viktor's fingers and takes a drag.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I know! He practically asked us to sit on him, and then he gets all annoyed. Doesn't like to be stroked. Psh." He shakes his head and rolls his eyes, this pumpkin was reminding him of one Percy Weasley. Mhm. "That must suck. You give somevon a nice stroking...And everything is just all up in your face. Not cool. Do it yourself, huh? Yeah, I guess that's the only vay to get things done correctly because obviously this pumpkin isn't going to return the stroking favor. Stupid vegetable...Or is it a fruit? Vot the hell is a pumpkin anyvay?"

[Molly Prewett]

"I kind of looks like a Hufflepuff," Molly giggles. "Except left out in the sun too long which is why it's, like, orange instead of yellow. Like, whoa. Pumpkin Puffs. Puffy Pumpkins. And everyone should know not to waste their time stroking the Puffy Pumpkin because it doesn't ever stroke back. One-sided relationship, dude. Not cool," she says, shaking her head in disappointment.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I'm glad Hufflepuffs aren't the same vay. They seem pretty villing to stroke back," he said thinking of Cedric. What a fine stroker he was. "This pumpkin is a disgrace to the house of Hufflepuff, it is! Ve should make a big sign. 'Do Not Stroke the Puffy Pumpkin: Vill Not Stroke Back," he suggests firmly, not wanting anyone else to give it a go and end up leaving unstroked.

[Molly Prewett]

"You know what? Let's, like, skip the sign and just totally save everyone else the strokeless heartache!" Molly says, sitting up a little all of a sudden. "OhmyGod, Viktor! We need to take action on this! Like, we can't just sit back and take it - this here Puffy Pumpkin tried to kill us, don't even forget. What we need to do is, like, take this pumpkin, and make an example of it. I am totally going to bake so many pies out of Puffy that the smell will, like, reach down here and be a warning to all the other pumpkins that think they can just, like, take stroking without giving it back!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"That is such a good idea! Oh my god, Molly, you are so smart!" he says in awe because that is just the most brilliant idea of all time. "But- but- but you have to promise that I get at least von pie, okay? Please?" And here come the puppy dog eyes. Yup, Viktor brought those out because for some reason he's convinced that Molly doesn't want to give him any pie.

[Molly Prewett]

"Uh, ohmyGod! Viktor! Like, how can you even ask that of me?" Molly fairly well shrieks. She launches herself into Viktor's arms for a BFF hug, with no regard for the logistics of them being on a giant pumpkin. Oh well, good thing Viktor's strong enough to handle her. "You can totally have a pie! OhmyGod! Viktor, you're like, the coolest non-Prewett I know! Hell, you could totally have two pies if you wanted! Whoa," she realises all of a sudden. "This is going to take, like, so much work! We should totally get right on that!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"OH MY GOD YESSSS!" Viktor grins and gives Molly a big BFF hug before hopping off the pumpkin, assisting her off afterwards of course because it's a pretty big pumpkin. He stares at the pumpkin for a moment, wondering how to get it up to the castle-- Oh right. Wizards. He uses a shrinking charm, puts the pumpkin in his pocket, and grabs Molly's hand to drag her off to the castle, though she's a fast runner so she's not really being dragged by him. "Come on, Molly! Lets make some pies!" And they run off to make who knows how many pumpkin pies.

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