Re: The Courtyard

[Molly Prewett]

Molly flushes at all the pet names, but manages to not be too distracted by the hunk of muscle sitting beside her and rolls her eyes, lifting a hand in a bit of a 'bitch, please' gesture. "Don't call me 'baby'. It's Molly and it's, like, totally not that hard to say," she says, because she still doesn't get why people seem to have such trouble with it. It's only 5 letters, after all. She's totally cool with being called 'beautiful', funnily enough, and it's a good thing she's already reached her blushing quota for this five minute block otherwise she'd be all pinkified at that too. "It's going, like, heaps good," she says, because she guesses she can't complain even though Kingsley is a butthole and she would like to see his face imprinted in her cast iron frying pan. Lots of pretty guys to flirt with besides that jerk. Of course, she's sort of forgetting about that a bit right now, because Rad is still so very inconsiderately shirtless. "What's new with you?"

[Sirius Black]

Inner!Sirius would just like to indicate that Molly's avatar is sexy. Inner!Rad glared at him and let him know that he knows Sirius' type, being one of them, and if he goes near Molly, Rad will kick his ass. Oh good lord.

"It's Molly, but you really are such a babe," he said with a grin and a wink, playfully poking her in the side. "I'm glad to hear it's goin' well for you. Not a lot's new with me, but I've been spending a lot of time around your brother. Fabian, that is, not Gideon. We tend to run into each other a lot, he's a sweet guy," he said, though he's not going all melty-loopy-grin because it'd be rather tactless to be crushin' over Molly's brother, so he's just gonna play it off like he doesn't wanna sex up one Fabian Prewett, and then proceed to skip off to NYC with him for some epic shopping trip. It's a good thing he's a hell of a lot better than Molly at masking his emotions.

[Molly Prewett]

Inner!Molly just smirked and would like to inform Inner!Sirius that she's so not interested in her baby sister's castoffs. She also just patted Inner!Rad on the arm and sent him off to go play with his modeling friends, because she's more than capable of handling a drooling boy or two.
XD

Molly giggles, squealing and doing her best to dodge his fingers, and manages just the barest hint of a smirk. "I know I am, but I, like, don't need you to tell me because you're gay and it's not fair that my tummy does funny things when you say that stuff." Her eyes widen comically and she mock glares at Rad, poking him in the bicep with her finger. Ooh, that was hard. She really does need to stop doing that to Viktor and Rad before she breaks a finger. She needs her fingers for knitting. "Hanging out with Fabian, huh? So you're to blame! See I haven't seen my brother - that one, not the other one, Giddy and I hang out lots - since, like, the start of the term or something ridiculous like that. So I can totally only assume that he's been kidnapped, and since you're the only one whose seen him, it must totally be your fault," she says brightly. Ah, Molly-logic, how I love thee. "I bet you've totally got Alice stashed away somewhere too, right?"
Inner!Molly is frouting now, and would like Rad to know that he's only better at masking his emotions because he only has two. She thinks she's usually pretty good at either hiding her emotions, or covering up the reasons for them. *nods*

[Sirius Black]

RAD WOULD LIKE MOLLY TO KNOW HE HAS THREE EMOTIONS, THANK YOU. HAPPY, HORNY, AND ANGRY. Wait, does horny count as an emotion? I don't even know. "You really should stop hurting yourself on my muscles, I'd hate to see you cry in pain because you tried to beat me up," he teased, ruffling Molly's hair, just to annoy her, and also out of curiosity to see if all the Prewetts are as obsessed about hair as Fabian. "And that's terrible, but it can't possibly be all my fault, see, 'cause I really haven't kept him away that long, for the most part. But as for Alice, I miss her, she's never around to hang out, sadly, though I did see her hangin' around that Gryffindor guy, the one in the leather, with all the piercings, and the great ass? The sexy one," he said, because if he didn't describe Sirius like that, 1) Sirius would be pissed, 2) He would be lying, if he didn't say he was sexy, and 3) it keeps all of Eowyn's voices quiet.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly says horny is not an emotion. She wasn't too sure, but then she asked Lily and Hermione because they're smarter than she is, and they said no.
Molly is still blushing, but her eyes flash dangerously when Rad messes with the hair. Clearly he has a death wish. She knocks his hand away and tosses her hair over her shoulder, greaming as she feels it settle easily back into place. This is why she uses less product than Fabian - her hair is so soft and silky it just falls back into place as well-behaved hair should. "I, like, never cry," she comments offhandedly once the overridingly important hair situation is under control. "Like, seriously, not since I was a little kid. Oh, cool, whatever. Next time you see Fay just, like, tell him to stop neglecting his little sister because I am totally not baking him cookies anymore because he never hangs out with me!" She tilts her head to the side and twirls a strand of hair around her fingers as she mulls over Rad's description of the guy he'd seen Alice with. "Oh! That guy. Sirius. Yeah, those leather pants are, like, the best invention ever," she smirks, and Mya hopes the voices in Eowyn's head are placated. "He's friends with James," she remembers.

[Sirius Black]

Sirius is indeed semi-placated, though now he's hoping for a threesome with the Prewett sisters, so I'm gonna remind him that Molly is so not his type, as she's liable to beat his pretty face in with a frying pan, even if she can make a killer sammich. "Fay? Well, there's an adorable nickname I'll need to mock him for," he chortled, amused at the name. "James? I don't think I know any James, but I'll totally agree on the leather pants. If a man can look good in those, I'm sold!" he declared, before remembering something, now that Molly's mentioned it. "Oh! Speaking of cookies, the ones you gave me were amazing, and I think it's about time for another trade, yeah? I happen to have your stuff on me, 'cause I was hoping to see you today," he said, looking around to make sure nobody was about before slipping Molly her bag of gillyweed.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Cookie.
C-ookie.
With a capital C.
They're not just cookies.
Those are boring and not special.
Special Cookies are spelled with a capital C.
If you want Cookies, go to Molly.
If you want cookies, go to the damn store and get some along with a tall glass of milk. That's how Luna likes her cookies because she doesn't eat Cookies.

[Molly Prewett]

Inner!Molly just burst out laughing. She says she wouldn't even need the frying pan for Sirius, her right hook would take care of him without her even breaking a nail. Outer!Mya kinda wants to see that happen at some point because it's just gone 6am and everything is fucking hilarious right now. I don't even know... *clears throat and goes back to post properly*
Molly shrugs, because 'Fay' seems perfectly natural to her. She knows it's no good asking Rad not to mock her brother, because who wouldn't take that kind of an opportunity when it's dropped in their lap. "It's just always been that way between the four of us, what we call each other. Gid and Fay and Molly and Ali. Well, Gid gets away with 'Mol' because he's Gideon, but the other's don't because when anyone else tries to give me a nickname or whatever it just totally drives me nuts. It's like... I don't even know.... like nails scraping across a blackboard to my ears or something," she says with a little shudder for effect. "James? James Potter - sort of runs in the same crowd as Sirius. Viktor totally shares a dorm with those guys, even. James is just a guy I talk to sometimes," she says with a little shrug because Mya is starting to realise that Molly talks to a lot more boys than girls. Granted most of them are either gay or related to her or a douchebag *glares at Kingsley*, but still. She slips the gillyweed smoothly into her own pocket, casually sliding her payment into Caradoc's hand before tossing her hair over her shoulder and leaning back, looking for all the world as if nothing had happened. "I've totally got some Cookies in my stash under a stasis spell. I'll, like, send them on to your dorm or whatever."

[Sirius Black]

"Sounds awesome! I'll be there a lot tomorrow, I think," he said, thinking about poor Tristan. "My roommate's kinda sick, so I've said I'll take care of him. Cookies will certainly make playing nurse a hell of a lot more fun, I'll bet," he says with a laugh, and he hugs Molly, just because he can. "You're a sweetheart for the cookies, by the way. I shared some with a friend of mine, she'd had a really horrible day, and she agrees that they are by far some of the best cookies out there! If not THE best, I wouldn't really know too much about Special Cookies, seeing as I generally prefer a blunt."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

*applauds*

[Molly Prewett]

"Sounds awesome! I'll be there a lot tomorrow, I think," he said, thinking about poor Tristan. "My roommate's kinda sick, so I've said I'll take care of him. Cookies will certainly make playing nurse a hell of a lot more fun, I'll bet," he says with a laugh, and he hugs Molly, just because he can. "You're a sweetheart for the cookies, by the way. I shared some with a friend of mine, she'd had a really horrible day, and she agrees that they are by far some of the best cookies out there! If not THE best, I wouldn't really know too much about Special Cookies, seeing as I generally prefer a blunt."

Goddammit Mya has not had enough sleep for all this fucking Mama Bear bullshit rampaging around her head right now. STFU Mol! OMG! Go have a Cookie. "Uh, ohmyGod what are you thinking!? Like, no. No I will not be sending them to your dorm until after your roommate is better! You can't, like, take care of people when you're high. It's totally irresponsible - what if you were giving him a potion and you messed up!? Like, hello, consequences! If you boys ever drive a golf cart over a catered dinner and into a swimming pool again, there will be consequences, dire consequences!" Molly rants, hands on hips and her face heating up again because somehow she's managed to say all this with Rad hugging her and she shouldn't think too deeply about that because oh he's very muscly which kind of makes for hard cuddles but hey, muscles and you can stop thinking about that now Mol. Ok, back to the rambling, Molly decides, and pushes herself out of the hug. She mock gasps. "I give you my Cookies, and you just, like, give them away!? Rad, I'm hurt, those Cookies are Special! You can't go, like, just whoring out my Cookies to anyone and everyone! Nah, I'm totally kidding, I'm glad they helped out your friend and made her feel better of votever. And baby," she smirks, mimicking him from earlier, "I don't even know why anyone would question it - my Cookies are easily the best Cookies ever."

[Sirius Black]

"They're amazing cookies, and I most certainly do NOT whore out your cookies! They're a precious commodity! And don't be stupid, he's not that kind of sick, and I'd just light up, if I'm not eating your cookies. He's just gonna be a little down, is all, and needs a friend to hug, and hugs I've got plenty of! See? Hugs! Unlimited hugs for Molly!" Rad hugs Molly again, because he just loves hugs, aw. "... Also, is it just you and Fabian, or do Gid and Alice blush as much as the two of you, because seriously, I swear your brother's face is more often flushed than it is its natural color."

[Molly Prewett]

"Cookie whore," Molly mumbles and shakes her head, because her little healer's heart is horrified by the prospect of anyone engaging in any type of care-related situation whilst under the influence. Huh. Who even knew there was something she was serious about, besides someone messing with her family. Molly pushes away from the hug again, embarrassed at having her flushed face pointed out to her. "I'm a redhead, duh. I have, like, two natural complexions - white and pink, and any form of movement can totally make all the difference between the two," she says, waving a dismissive hand. "Fabian, though? He's just, like, a special case or something. He totally saw how cute I am and decided he wanted in on that. Gid and Alice... not so much with the blushing. I don't even think it's, like, possible for them like a genetic trait or votever," she shrugs. Oh, great, now it turns out she does that when she's not high, either. Fun.

[Sirius Black]

"... Did you seriously just say 'votever?' I can't even... Why, Molly, why? Wait, just, don't answer, girl," he said, with flailing gestures and a facepalm. "But yeah, I don't see Gid or Alice ever feeling embarrassed or something of the such, ever, and them not being redheads, I guess they really just can't blush, ever, if they don't have a sense of shame. Just saying, that's probably why I get along with them so well, our complete overconfidence and lack of tact brings us together. It's why I love you Prewetts," he laughed, because he really does love the Prewetts <3

[Molly Prewett]

Molly giggles and shrugs, because she's cool with her pseudo-Bulgarianism. Plus the swear words sound awesome in another language. "Yeah, like, long story. Turns out getting completely baked with a Bulgarian brings a girl's Inner!Bulgarian to the surface. OhmyGod! It was, like, both hilarious and traumatic - Viktor taught me a bunch of swear words in Bulgarian, which will totally come in handy the next time I run into a certain tall and manly jackass who insists on being rude to me, like that's even possible not to like me!? Oh, right, I was in the middle of a story before that tangent. Like, disregard. Um, yeah, so Viktor taught me a bunch of swear words in Bulgarian and then I forgot English for a while. It was awesome. And of course you love us Prewetts, we're Prewetts," Molly says, because that explains everything.

[Sirius Black]

"Nice going," he laughed, thinking about Molly and Viktor getting high together, and him teaching Molly swear words. "Wait, what tall and manly jackass? I swear, I'm tall and manly, but I am not a jackass, at least not to you! At least I didn't think so," he said insistently, looking at Molly.

[Molly Prewett]

"Like, of course you are!" Molly giggles, then waves a hand. "No, I'm totally kidding, stop looking like someone kicked your favourite puppy. What? That guy? Oh, Kingsley. OhmyGod he's such a jerk, I totally don't even waste my time thinking about him at all," she says, tossing her hair over her shoulder and wondering how he keeps coming up in conversations around her because she most definitely does not bring him up. He must be stalking her or something. Yeah, that sounds about right. "All I ever did was, like, try to start a conversation to be friendly and all that stuff, and he just keeps, like, being rude and walking away and acting like I'm stupid or something. There's totally no need for it, I think he's just a social ri-tard which is why I don't waste my energy worrying about him," she says, nodding firmly.

[Sirius Black]

"Hey, I like puppies! Don't be kickin' them! But I don't know this Kingsley, but I already SO do not like him. Sounds like a real jackass, I mean, who wouldn't wanna hang out with you? Whatever, his loss, girl, because you're amazing! I'm glad you're smart enough not to waste your time on people like that, it's sad, when assholes go around making really cool, gorgeous girls feel like crap, because they just like to be assholes, or some shit. If I see this guy, I'll be sure to point and laugh, and be like, LOL, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, FOR BEING AN ASS TO ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ADORABLY FUNNY GIRLS UP IN THIS PLACE! Seriously," he replied, quite seriously, by which I mean, he's laughing lots and grinning.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly holds up her hands. "Hey! Like, no puppies were actually harmed in the making of this conversation," she promises. She greams and blushes, because that's a lot of compliments to her awesome self and she does appreciate compliments. Mya kinda feels bad because she's realised that all these people who were supposed to be manly friends with Kingsley are being given a pretty poor impression of him by Molly. Inner!Molly thinks it's hilarious though, so on we go. "I know, right?" she laughs. But she still maintains that she doesn't even care because it's not like she likes him or something, in fact she actively dislikes him, so whatever. "Like, don't even worry about it Rad. It's cool - I got it covered. There's, like, heaps of nice guys around anyway who can, like, actually even carry on a conversation so I don't even care about the one guy in the whole school who doesn't like me," she insists. She would like to know what exactly she did that made him decide she wasn't worth his time, though. She grins quickly to show she's definitely not upset.

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc smiles at that and hugs his friend, glad to see a girl with her kind of confidence. "I'm just so glad to see that a girl like you has so much self confidence, and self respect. It's so refreshing, after all the chics I'm used to, I mostly hung out with guys, before I got here. Most of the girls I knew were whiny, defensive, and assume every gay guy exists solely to tell her she's not fat, which, if you're fat, I'm not gonna lie, and pretend you're not, seriously, though I won't be an asshole about it. But yeah, it's good to know that you know you're worth somethin' awesome! And I'm sure you'll find one of the like, three straight guys that aren't your brother to hook up with," he teased, not really paying attention to the fact he's just said brother, as in the singular, not the plural.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly winces internally, because every bloody time she gets her bloody blushing under control and manages to carry on as if she's not reminding herself every three seconds that Rad is gay, he bloody well hugs her again and it restarts the entire process. Not even fair. She hugs him back as quickly as she can and then pulls away, putting a little distance between them for her own sake. She flips her hair over her shoulder again and smirks. "I thought gay guys existed solely to, like, take me shopping," she giggles. "And hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm a Prewett so my middle name is, like, totally Awesome. Well, no, it's technically Katharine, but votever. Still know I'm awesome. I guess it's a good thing from us all growing up so tight and all - we're like a constant reminder to each other that we deserve to have awesome lives. Oh, is there three straight guys outside my brothers? Huh. Neat, that's more than I expected," she greams, not really computing the whole non-plural thing because she can't even fathom the idea of Fabian being gay when he's given her no indicators of being so. Wow, they so need to hang out more...

[Sirius Black]

"The three was a guesstimate, I only know two straight guys, and one of them is Gideon, and the other one's been snogging your sister, so, as to who the other straight guys are, I haven't got a clue. It seems like all the gay and bi ones just flock to me, can't IMAGINE why," he laughed, not at all taking note of Molly's use of the plural, describing her brothers, because he can't fathom that Fabian's own sister could possibly think he's straight. I mean, for one thing, the guy's name is Fabian, and if that isn't a dead give away, then everything about the way he walks, talks, acts, and dresses, definitely should, because Fabian's steadily becoming the ultimate stereotypical gay guy, of which Eowyn saw all too many of today, seriously.

[Molly Prewett]

"I know a few, only one of them is a like a total jerk and I guess my sister has called dibs on another," she says, shrugging absently, and grins to herself because there's Viktor's friend from Durmstrang, Kras, who is both fresh meat and straight, and Molly knows James is straight, and friendly to boot so she likes hanging out with him. People who can take a joke are generally pretty awesome in Molly's book. "Hmm, can't imagine why," she agrees, rolling her eyes a little and reminding herself it's no good to want to check out the gay guy, and she should have some ice cream and then go look for the straight ones. Or even the bi ones, Molly's not going to discriminate. Molly hasn't actually seen Fabain since day one of 2.0, so she can't comment on his transformation to the stereotypical gay guy until Mya and Cissa actually get to hang out online together. It's depressing.

[Sirius Black]

"Well, I won't lie, your sister has damn good taste, even if she doesn't have a great selection to pick from. Just, UNF! It's a pity that from what I hear from Viktor, he can be kind of an ass, but whatever, when a guy looks like that, who gives a damn what he's like? Just don't let them open their mouth... to talk, anyway," he replied snarkily, daydreaming about finding a way to keep Raphael's ungodly mouth shut. WAIT WHAT? WHO SAID THAT JOEL, IT WASN'T ME, NOPE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

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