Fabian's Fabulous Foyer

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian drags Viktor to a very remote area of the castle that seems to have a pink glow about it. He lets Viktor take it in for a moment as he sets up an nonelectrical fan and takes out the glitter. "How're we going to do this?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"A fan? You didn't say anything about a fan..."

[Lucy Weasley]

"Oh, well I assumed it'd be used for maximum glitter coverage. Is that alright with you?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor facepalms. "Fabian, you're lucky that I love you because I vould never, EVER do this for anybody. Ever. Not ever. Understand?"

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian breaks out into a huge grin. "Naturally. Thank you, though." he turns on the fan and opens the glitter. "Are we ready?" he asks through his smile.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor really does not want to do this and he hopes Fabian appreciates it. He sighs. "Yes. I'm ready."

[Lucy Weasley]

"Alright," he says over the fan's noise. "If you're ready, then on the count of three. One, two..." he throws the glitter high up into the air. "THREE!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs at Fabian and his madness, and wonders if maybe a trip to St. Mungos would do the trick. As he is blinded by glitter he tries to find his inner Fabian which he realizes...he does not have. "I'm fabulous," he says loud enough for Fabian to hear him over the fan because he is NOT going to do this EVER again so Fabian better have heard it the first time.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian would like Viktor to know that there is no cure for fabulousness, and if there was then he would most certainly not be taking it. He howls with laughter and nearly falls to the floor after seeing the very sparkly, very vampire-like state of Viktor.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor crosses his arms, looking unamused. "I'm glad you're entertained."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian's laughter dies down a bit and he wipes a tear from his eye. "Oh, come on. It wasn't SO bad, right? Better than spending real money for my birthday!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I think I'd rather buy you Durmstrang," he mumbles. "Er- how do I get these things off?"

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian blinks, as if confused. "Get them off?" he repeats. "Oh, you mean the sparkles?" He begins to laugh again. "This is GLITTER, Viktor. You're not getting that off for a while."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor glares at Fabian. "Excuse me? No. These need to come off...now."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian scratched the back of his neck. "Then I probably shouldn't have gotten the 'extra stick', no?" he smirked. "If you shower for, like... three hours a day and scrub at them vigorously, then... A week? Maybe?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"A veek? No. That is not going to vork. I need this stuff off right now."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian blinked. "Well, it's not going to come off. What're you ashamed of anyway? It just increases your fabulousness!!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Fabian, if it vasn't your birthday I vould probably kill you right now...Just so you know."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian looked at Viktor innocently. "What? I mean, I'm just spreading fabulosity to the world! THAT'S NOT A CRIME!!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"But sparkles? Vas this really necessary?"

[Lucy Weasley]

"What? Would you have preferred I dyed your skin pink and injected you with glitter that may clog your bloodstream?" he laughed. "Lighten up. It's not like the whole world will see it--only I will. Oh, and Regulus. But still."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Vell I gu- vot!? Reg? No. No. No. No. He can't see Fabian. Regulus can't. He'll never let me forget it."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian thought about this for a moment. "Well... Do you want a solution?" he asked. "Because I can get some high socks, a turtleneck, gloves, ski mask, and sweatpants for you to wear, if you want to hide." he brushed his hair out of his eyes. "Or you could assume that Regulus is the nice, nonjudgmental person we know he is and suck it up."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes. "Fine," he sighs before smiling at Fabian. "Happy Birthday by the vay. I don't think I've said it yet."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian smiles. "Why, thank you. You're the first person to wish me a happy birthday today. I don't even know if Gideon remembered..." he blinked. "A shame, too. I got him a set of fireworks and a crate of dynamite. Have you ever met Gid?"

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