Re: The Kitchens

[Alice Prewett]

"Fabian," Alice answers, "but before him, it was Gideon It changes, depending on different factors." Alice picks up Spongebob the dragon and examines him. "I think he needs a more regal, dragon-like, awesome name."

[Mya Lupin]

"You mean on whichever one is being less of an overprotective lughead?" Molly smirks knowingly. She tilts her head to the side, regarding Spongebob. "Well, what would you change his name to? I think 'Spongebob' is cool, but whatever. As long as you don't, like, go 'round naming things 'Neville' or something, it should be alright."

[Alice Prewett]

"Yes, that's pretty much it. And I rather like the name Neville," Alice shrugs. "I'm thinking... Gabriel Oliver Nicholas Orchid Rebecca Robert Harold Elizabeth Albert."

[Mya Lupin]

Molly giggles. "There isn't a form on the planet that would be able to hold your kid's name. On the plus side, you can teach your kid, like, the entire alphabet just be teaching him or her to spell their name!"

[Alice Prewett]

[Did you not see it? Gonorrhea?]

"It's a good plan, I think. I could always get "Your Baby Can Read" if I really get on a roll."

got to go, soon.

[Mya Lupin]

[OH MY GOD. I love you. I missed it Sorry - I sort of have to skim things and hope like hell nobody is reading over my shoulder here! ]

"Good plan," Molly laughs, and takes the pie out of the oven because I say it's ready. She lets it cool for a few minutes, then cuts two gigantic slices. She passes one to Ali, and takes one for herself. "Here, dig in, Ali. So, why the sudden planning of kids names? Something you're not telling us?"


[*sobs* ]

[Alice Prewett]

Alice's eyes widen as she takes a bite of her pie, from the pie itself, and Molly's question. "Molly, holy shit, this is amazing. And no, I'm not pregnant," she says, smirking. "Don't worry, if I was, you'd know. I'd be out of her. I wouldn't want to put my unborn child in danger of Gid and Fay's wrath. Not that they'd kill me, but they could be pretty unruly. Who knows what would happen?

[Mya Lupin]

"I think whoever knocked you up would be in more danger than the baby would," Molly muses, grinning to herself because oh, yeah, her baking is the shit. "You'd probably just get locked up in a tower with a padded room and waited on hand and foot, just to make sure nothing at all happens to the baby. Oh, Merlin, I can see it now. Can you imagine it? Fay would be, like, commandeering the nursery and decorating it in bright pink that'll burn the poor child's eyes out!"

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

[I'm going to post an observatory comment. Why do the rapists go down the hallway when they could easily find all the women in the kitchen? -runs away-]

[Draco Malfoy]

[so true... so true...]

[Guest]

[THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE AND MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I love kitchen jokes.]

[Katie Bell]

[PANSY ONLINE. SJKFHEKNBGSOLKGJNSLSD;GNSR;L';KHMKLD\;FMH,;NBTGL;'HJ]

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

Nikki kissed his cheek, and tried to imitate a Southern Belle. "Dahlin', don't you know that unconventionality always looks good?" Her impression failed miserably, and she broke into giggles.

[-stabs the universe- WE WILL HAVE FRIKKI, DAMMIT!]

Fred laughed at her impression. He didn't know it sounded bad since he'd never met someone from the South. Still laughing, he picked the bundle of giggles up and set her back onto the counter. "Now don't hurt yourself. That would be altogether too conventional," he told her with a wink before he went back to grab the recipe off the floor by the fridge.

[Nikki Orwell]

"I don't think i could hurt myself laughing... Could I?" Nikki asked wide eyed. "I LOVE TO LAUGH! LONG AND LOUD AND CLEAR!"

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[OMR. Mary Poppins?! I love you. I really do.]

Fred bent over to pick up the sheet of paper from the ground, turning his face up to quirk an eye brow at her as he did so. "With your luck with gravity? It wouldn't surprise me." He straightened up and gave her a serious look, "That mob boss is lurking everywhere."

[Nikki Orwell]

[I KNEW YOU WOULD GET IT! Oh, I am entering my loopy time.]

"I know... I should BE PREPARED FOR THE MURKIEST SCAM!" Nikki sighed. "I don't think he is here right now." She promptly tumbled off the counter.

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

Fred laughed despite himself and rushed over, recipe still in hand. He crouched down beside her. "Maybe we shouldn't be perching you in precarious places," he said, grinning and offering a hand [while Ari squees at her cute alliteration].

[Nikki Orwell]

"But perchance the perching provide precious pleasantry?" She leaned up and kissed him lightly. "I can't believe I could say that!" She giggled again. "She sells sheshmells... I CAN'T DO THAT ONE!"

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

He laughed. "Try Irish walrus. Or better yet Irish wistwash." He made a face. "I mean. Iwish wisht- I rish wrist watch," he finally said pronouncing each syllable slowly. "It's a doozie." As he crouched there with her, he glanced up at the counter where the basket of strawberries sat. "Y'know. We're never going to get this pie-" he paused to insert air quotes, "finished if we keep getting distracted," he said, wagging a finger at her.

[Nikki Orwell]

"distracted, we aren't getting, OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE! THERE ARE COOKIES! CAN I HAZ A COOKIE?" Nikki blinked. "Oh, I see what you mean. That is like, a whole new world. A new fantastic point of view."

[Yes, I am getting in as many references as I can, because that is what my brain is telling me to do.]

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[Haha. I love your brain. My brain is looking like a polar bear in a snowstorm right now...]

He rolled his eyes at her. "You know, you're mad! Bonkers. Off your head," he said. "But I'll tell you a secret-" he looked around furtively then whispered, "all the best people are."

[Nikki Orwell]

[I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THERE ARE NOT WORDS.]

"Really?" Nikki grabbed Fred's hands and began to dance around with him. "Shall we dance? On a bright cloud of music, shall we fly?"

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

[Haha. Yeah. The polar bear came out of the snowstorm and it was actually the bandersnatch.]

Fred laughed as they spun about the room. He twirled her around a few more times before collapsing onto the ground, pulling her down with him. " And so the mighty have fallen! Do you ever lie in bed looking at the night sky and wonder, 'Where did my ceiling go?'" he asked casually as the room spun around him.

[Nikki Orwell]

"Yeah, but then I just grab my purple crayon and draw it back. Lovely thing, my purple crayon. If I am feeling extravagant, I will even draw myself a skylight." Nikki and Fred spun around and around, until Gravity came back and tripped Nikki up.

[-stabs universe- 2 am is approaching... and I am getting sleepy.]

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