Re: The Bolar Den

Logan Avery July 25th 2010, 10:59 pm

Roo snuck up to the bolar den and hid behind a tree to wait for Dee. She didn't want to go in by herself. She looked back to see if Dee was coming, then stared back in at the bolars, who were all doing weird creepy things like chewing on weiners.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 25th 2010, 11:01 pm

"Hey Roo!" says a hyper voice from behind Roo. And ta da, Dee appears. She senses Roo's slight apprehension and just chuckles. "They really aren't that bad. Besides, they aren't allowed to rape my friends."

Logan Avery July 25th 2010, 11:03 pm

"Hi Dee! Oh well that's good. I don't think I'd like being raped. HELLO BOLARS!" she yelled as she skipped on into the den. "I'M ROO. HI. DON'T RAPE ME." Sometimes Roo accidentally leaves her caps lock on while talking.

The Bolars July 25th 2010, 11:06 pm

The Bolars decide to put on a well behaved front.

For now, anyway.

Clitoris spits out her wiener quickly, and Uterus and Urethra stop wrestling long enough to wave at Roo. Penis, Cock, and Tallywhacker come out from the firebeer den and Baby Fallopian bounds over to say hello. They haven't seen humans in a while.

Logan Avery July 25th 2010, 11:10 pm

Roo plopped down pretzel style and took out the beautiful drawing she had made of the Bolars. "Look! It's everyone dancing around a dismembered weiner and a random potty in the background saying "Thank you Draco! Even potties need to eat! Pay close attention to the shading on the weiner. It's pretty good." She looked again. "Actually... best I've ever done..."

**Daphne Greengrass** July 25th 2010, 11:22 pm

Dee takes the drawing and examines it closely. "You didn't trace this at all?" There were many nods of appreciation from the bolars. "Is that a cross hatching I detect?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive July 25th 2010, 11:22 pm

I
LOVE
YOU
BOTH
SO
MUCH

Logan Avery July 25th 2010, 11:28 pm

"Thanks Dee!" Roo grabbed the drawing and taped it up to a tree nearby. "No you can look at it whenever you want, and you can remember how much you don't want to rape me!"

**Daphne Greengrass** July 25th 2010, 11:31 pm

The bolars perk up at the mention of rape, but then they remember Roo is Dee's friend and that raping her is a felony in Bolarland. So instead, they sulk. "Best not mention that around them. They get moody when they can't have sex," Dee says, perching on a nearby stone.

Guest July 25th 2010, 11:40 pm

Suddenly, Sassybaskets landed in the middle of the den and gave a giant roar. "SASSYBASKETSSSSS!!!!!" That doesn't sound as cool as RUMBLEROAAARRRRR but it'll do. He turned to his friend Dee and picked her up in one claw because IT WAS TOO DAMN QUIET.

Logan Avery July 25th 2010, 11:41 pm

Roo screamed because she had never seen Sassybaskets before, and she thought Dee was in grave danger. "OH NO! DEE!! PUT HER DOWN!" She shot every first year spell she knew at Sassybaskets. We're talking alohomora, lumos, jelly legs jinx...

**Daphne Greengrass** July 25th 2010, 11:44 pm

"SASSYBASKETS. Put me down... NOW." Because you just need a firm grip, that's all. "I SWEAR, JUST BECAUSE BUCKBEAK MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED BASICALLY CAUSING US TO WIN THE APPLECALYPSE, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO BE VIOLENT AND GRABBY." She pats her friend and turns off the BMK.

The Bolars July 25th 2010, 11:45 pm

The bolars dance away from Sassybaskets. He scares them. They wouldn't even try to save their queen. Bad bolars.

Guest July 26th 2010, 12:12 am

Sassy grumbled and set Dee down next to Roo. As much as he loved being a winner, he was sad that the Applecalypse was over. With a shrug, he roasted some apples and ate them all at once.

Logan Avery July 26th 2010, 12:12 am

"That's a dragon," Roo said vaguely. "Friend of yours?"

**Daphne Greengrass** July 26th 2010, 12:17 am

"Yes," Dee says thoughtfully. "I kinda sorta helped this one out with a feud.... er, battle sort of thing. Creatures tend to like me." She jerks her head towards the bolars in the corner. "I'd probably get on alright with Hagrid."

Rolf Scamander July 27th 2010, 6:12 pm

Rolf is walking the grounds and spots some odd little place that he's never seen before. Being Explorer Scamander, he decides to check it out. After all, Rolf is BIG AND TOUGH AND STRONG AND NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Nope. So he goes to the den cautiously while looking around, curious if there are any creatures inside.

The Bolars July 27th 2010, 6:18 pm

He'll be scared of something soon enough. May it be losing his gonads or the bolars themselves, he will have a fear.

The bolars sneak up on him, quietly and cautiously. They've never seen this human before. He looks a little deprived. His girlfriend must be touching another boy. Poor kid.

The bolars can touch him instead.

So they do, sneaking up on him and smacking his ass. Yep.

Rolf Scamander July 27th 2010, 6:23 pm

Rolf jumps a foot in surprise when he feels something smack his arse. "What the bloody hell?" he murmurs as he turns around. After all, the only person that touches his arse is Luna...and well, she's off touching some stupid bloke's arms. "Errrr...hi," he says when he faces the bolars, wondering what exactly they are and hoping they are harmless.

The Bolars July 27th 2010, 6:33 pm

The bolars were all stanfinf behind him like this:
The Bolar Den - Page 2 2ldenr

They were just staring at his on the smaller side penis.

Morag MacDougal - Inactiv July 27th 2010, 6:35 pm

[If I saw this in RL, I would be soooo creeped out before being overtaken by the giggles think of Bolars]

Rolf Scamander July 27th 2010, 6:38 pm

Rolf stares at the bolars for a moment, then notices that their gazes are on his LARGE AND FUCKING AWESOME dick. He places his hand in front of himself and coughs, hoping that that'll bring their attention away from his LARGE-SIZED PACKAGE.

**Daphne Greengrass** July 27th 2010, 6:46 pm

Poor, messed up Rolf. He doesn't want to experience the pleasure that comes with a bolar up your butt. Though Dee wouldn't know, because fucking your subjects is weird.

So Dee has to come over and stop this madness before Rolf gets hurt. She hops out of a tree, and pushes those stupid, horny bolars away in a move of badass mugglefuckery. "I really need to write some rules for you idiots. You can't just rape random passerby. You have boundaries."

Rolf Scamander July 27th 2010, 6:53 pm

Rolf looks at the girl who hops out of the tree. He doesn't recognize her and is surprised he hasn't seen her around at all. After all, he'd definitely remember if he'd seen a girl like her around. "Oh...err, thanks," he says. "They wouldn't really...rape me, right? I mean, aren't they just bears? I've never heard of bears actually raping a person. That's just...bizarre."

**Daphne Greengrass** July 27th 2010, 7:00 pm

"No problem," Dee mutters, shooing the bolars back into the corner. She turns around and pushes her hair behind her ear, since it had fallen into her face when she was busy being a badass. "They're not bears, they're Bolars. It's a bit different. Horny little bastards haven't been out in a while." She tosses them some hot dogs and they glare at her. Dee just sticks her tongue out at them.

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