Pansy's Volcano Lair for Apprentices

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Welcome Apprentices One and All
This is my volcano lair. It's under the volcano.
You have to be bamf to get inside. That is requirement #1.
The following are the rules. This list shall be ever expanding.
And I know that your powers of retention are as slick as a warthog's backside,
but thick as you are, pay attention. My words are a matter of pride.

1. Very limited sleeping. 3 hours is sufficient.
2. Wait. Don't sleep.
3. Always be a BAMF.
4. Tom Felton obsession is absolutely necessary. Also, Jade is the root of all evil.
5. Being a total bitch, and not caring because the human race is stupid.
6. Laughing at other's pain and idiocy, because it's probably their own fault for what they've gotten themselves into.
7. Killing annoying things in your head.
8. Shipping RL Panco more than book Panco.
9. Mudblood hatred. Mandatory.


Ever-growing list of desired presents or offerings:
1. Tom Felton (even though he's totally already tied up in my bedroom. So cute when he's sleeping.)
2. Ben Barnes sitting in that badass throne. https://2img.net/h/oi27.tinypic.com/11jrgyb.jpg
3. One super epic BAMF silly band... that glows in the dark.

[Guest]

*walks in*
Hello Lord BAMF.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Hello there beloved apprentice.
Slept much recently?

[Guest]

I...I...I'm sorry.
I slept two hours last night.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I'll let it slide.
New recruits can't be falling asleep on me when there is plotting to be done and pictures of Tom Felton to be gathered.

[Guest]

Right.
*nods*
I am off....to go find pictures now...

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*creates list of offerings and presents*

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