Scorpius and Blaise's Pimp Lair

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Let's face it girls, you get tired of screaming the same name every night. You get tired of waking up to the same flabby ass every morning.

We are here to help.

Stop in for a one of a kind experience that will leave you begging for more.

[Millicent not welcome]

[Blaise Zabini]

-Walks in with the stolen Malfoy Sr Pimp cane-

[Daphne Greengrass]

Oh hell yes. *is wearing a catsuit*

[Blaise Zabini]

-Ignores Dee-

[Daphne Greengrass]

*ignores Blaise and slowly unzips catsuit*

[Blaise Zabini]

-Still ignores and changes one of the rules-


NO DEE'S ALLOWED.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*grins wickedly at Scorpius* Do you really want to pass that rule?*shimmies out of catsuit*

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Considers*
Until more people come, you can stay. Then we'll see.

[Blaise Zabini]

Good on you Mate.

-Strips down naked-

[Daphne Greengrass]

This hurts Scorp. I thought we had a connection. *Kicks catsuit behind her* Don't you wanna have some fun?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Oi! We're not having a freaking orgy in here!

*Covers eyes*

This is where me meet the bitches, then take them somewhere else.

[You're still my wing man]

[Claire McCann]

*respectfully declines Blaise and Scorpius*]

[Blaise Zabini]

Oi! We're not having a freaking orgy in here!

*Covers eyes*

This is where me meet the bitches, then take them somewhere else.

[You're still my wing man]

Arggg. Fine

-puts clothers on, then uses magic to kick Dee out-

[Daphne Greengrass]

*uses magic to come right back in*

At least let me put on my fucking clothes. *goes to make Dee's Spot for Lovin'*

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Fine! Screw you Faye.... in my dreams.

[Hahahah ]

[Draco Malfoy]

*Peers around the door*

How much?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Eyes Tam*

No set price, you'll have to give me a preview so that I can give you a fair answer.

[Katie Bell]

Anyone free for me?

[This is slightly awkward....]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Gives Katie the once-over*

Definitely, I'll be sure to give you a great price.

[Hahaha, yes, but funny]

[Katie Bell]

Oh, That- Shit. Don't worry. I have a boyfriend. I totally forget. See you later....


-walks out glumly-

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Fine, but I'll be here if things don't work out *Winks*

[Katie Bell]

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[Draco Malfoy]

*Walks in*

What sort of preview?

*eyes him up and down*

Because it might not be worth it

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Smirks* Suit yourself, I have plenty of other ladies who I can have writhing in pain in no time. Maybe you're not worth it after all...

[Draco Malfoy]

*she turned to leave and shot over her shoulder* Well you'll never know will you? *walks out*

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