Jersey Shore

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

WHY THE HELL IS THERE NOT A THREAD FOR THIS ALREADY?!??!???!!!??!!?!


New episode tonight.
Apparently Angelina and Snooki get in a fight.
About Vinny.
SHOULD BE HILARIOUS.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

...OMG. WHY WASN'T THERE A THREAD FOR THIS?!
WHAT IN THE WORLD.
HOW COULD WE HAVE NOT EVEN THOUGHT TO MAKE ONE!?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
GOODNESS.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

BUT IT'S OKAY.
IT'S BETTER NOW.
BECAUSE I MADE ONE. SO WE'RE GOOD.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE, SERIOUSLY.
IN THE PREVIEW THING, THEY'RE YELLING AND SNOOKI WALKS OFF AND TAKES OFF HER EARRINGS AND IS ALL 'HOLD MY EARRINGS' AND THEN GOES FOR ANGELINA AND OMG I CAN'T WAIT BECAUSE I HATE ANGELINA.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

OMG. ;DAFSLDKFSD
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE ONE FROM SUNDAY.
OMG
I NEED TO GO AND DO THAT NOW.
BUT SERIOUSLY....I LOVE SNOOKI. SHE IS HILARIOUS. "HOLD MY EARRINGS"....CLASSIC. JUST ASKJDFKASDJF.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I LOVE SNOOKI TOO. SHE AND JWOWW ARE MY FAVES.
YOU SHOULD GO WATCH IT. THERE IS STILL TIME BEFORE THE NEW ONE AT 10!!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

OMG. I FEEL SO BAD FOR JOSE. OMGD;KLSFDLKFL I HATE ANGELINA. HATE HER. SO FUCKING MUCH. SHE'S SO OBNOXIOUS AND SUCH A FUCKING BACKSTABBING FAKE BITCH. GAH!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I KNOWWW. I HOPE SNOOKI KICKS HER ASS. ARE YOU WATCHING IT?!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

MY ROOMMATES ARE FUCKING DRINKING OUT THERE...SOOOOOO NO. I'M GONNA WATCH IT ON THE COMPUTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

DOM CAN JUST GO OUT TO THE OTHER ROOM AND WATCH HER ROOMMATES INSTEAD
DOM'S ROOMIES = JERSEY SHORE CAST

[Romilda Vane]

...
Are you guys fo cereal?
This is the stupidest show ever.
My entire band agrees.
Bandos know all.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

BAAHAHAAHAHAHA SO TRUE.
YES.
ON YOUR COMPUTER ASAP.
I'M DYING.
DYING.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

I've never seen it.
I don't even know when it comes on.
Or the channel.
-refuses-

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Milli...sister dearest...don't...talk....to...me.
LUAN...SO TRUE....THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY QUIET TONIGHT. I JUST WANT THEM TO LEAVVVVE THOUGH. MAYBE WE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A CALL? WHAT WHATTT?
OR A VIDEO THINGY...BUT...IDK HOW I'LL BE BY THEN. <.<

AND PANSY....ALSDA;DFALSJKDFHLASDF I WANNA WATCH IT SO BAD. I'M REFRESHING CH131 AND MTV FREQUENTLY, HOPING THEY PUT IT UP REALLLLLY SOON.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli...sister dearest...don't...talk....to...me.

*cries*
*leaves*

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Milli...sister dearest...don't...talk....to...me.
LUAN...SO TRUE....THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY QUIET TONIGHT. I JUST WANT THEM TO LEAVVVVE THOUGH. MAYBE WE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A CALL? WHAT WHATTT?
OR A VIDEO THINGY...BUT...IDK HOW I'LL BE BY THEN. <.<

AND PANSY....ALSDA;DFALSJKDFHLASDF I WANNA WATCH IT SO BAD. I'M REFRESHING CH131 AND MTV FREQUENTLY, HOPING THEY PUT IT UP REALLLLLY SOON.

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
VIDEO THINGY
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Rose Weasley]

I used to think I would never watch Jersey Shore, EVER.
My boarding school friend got me to watch it last week.
OMR, so funnnyyyyyy. I died!

I AM SO MAD THAT I AM MISSING THIS WEEK'S EPISODE.
I can't watch tv on the weekdays. FML.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

YAY!
I look weird because I just took a shower and so my hair is real bizarre and I look like a Cullen because I'm so pale...BUT THAT'S OKAY!
By that point I might have had quite a bit and shouldn't give a shit like I didn't care last Saturday when I was videochatting.


Awwww Dee! ISN'T THE BEST? When I first heard about it...I wanted to hate it. Especially for the reputation it give NJ. Then, I started watching it and it's the funniest thing. It's like an absolute train wreck yet there are moments that are really sweet.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

HERE YOU GO
FOUND THIS ON TUMBLR
AND THOUGHT OF DOM >.>

[Scorpius Malfoy]

ASDFJALS;KDFJA;LSDKFJADS;FLKJADS;LFKJASFASDFJASDL;FKJA
VINNNNNNNNY!
*loves*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I LOVE VINNY <3

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Ch131 still doesn't have last nights episode.
MTV uploaded episode 8 from last week just today.
FUCK THEM
I WANNA WATCH ITTTTTTTTT
Gah.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

oh my god.
Last nights episode...I'm watching now. I LOVE VINNY AND PAULY D "T-SHIRT TIMEEEEEEE"

and then the nutella. THEY PULLED OUT A THINK OF NUTELLA AND I WAS LIKE A;KDFJS;LAKSDFJ;ALSDKFJ;LAKSDFJA;SLKDFJA;LDSKFJA

Yeah. That is all.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I missed last night's episode. I never miss it, but I had a meeting last night. I'll have to find it online and watch it tonight, especially if they're running around yelling tshirt time like they showed in the preview thing, AND IF THERE'S NUTELLA.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

YES. I'M HALF WAY THROUGH...AND I THINK IT VERY WELL MAY BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
It's right on ch131 with nooooo commercials XD

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

NUTELLA. IS. AMAZING.

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