Re: Jersey Shore

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

OH MY GOD. THEY'RE SINGING ON THE COUCH. VINNY AND PAULY ARE SINGING. ON. THE. COUCH. ABOUT. TSHIRTS.
I have now rewinded/rewound? it twice to watch that part again. Omg. I love Vinny and Pauly D.

WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
I WOULD SAY IT'S ALMOST T-SHIRT TIIIIIME!
ANGELINA JSUT GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MIKE RIGHT BEFORE TSHIRT TIIIIIIME!


I am dying.
They're not even drunk.
XD

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I KNOW. I SWEAR...THE TWO OF THEM ARE LIKE...BROS. THEY ARE JUST SO AMAZING KSDAFL;SKDFJADS;KLFJADSLKF.
TSHIRT TIMEEEEEEEEEE.
I love tshirt time. So much.

AND OMG LUAN...THAT GIF *dead*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

YO LET'S GET INTO SOME NUTELLA PIMP
bahahaha and its made in Canada. XD
HEY, CANADIAN! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAKE NUTELLA!?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I COMPLETELY THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN THEY BROUGHT OUT THE NUTELLA. I think I died like...a thousand times during that episode. Soooo good.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Angelina probably left the swiss cheese in the car, because we all know that brats love cheese.

Oh, yes, Mike, we all know that. XD

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Snooki's Ideal Man Guido:
Tan guido
Juicehead gorilla
Big sense of humor
Likes to party
Fist pumps
Frolics
Isn't a jerkoff
A dork at heart
Smells good
Pays for meals
Nympho
Likes pickles
Takes on interest into my hobbies
Is very protective
Not so serious
Romantical
Likes to sleep in

"That's not a lot, right?"
"No."

Frolics.
That part killed me.
I agree with you, this might be the BEST ONE.


"I'm gonna figure out what I'm gonna do and I'm gonna do it."
And Ronnie's all WHAT DOES THAT MEEAAAN!?

I'm so dead.

VINNYYYYY <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
"My v-neck is so fresh, I skipped t-shirt time. Like, it defied the rules of t-shirt time."

"Standing in one corner,four foot nine, two inches with the pouf, Snooki. Standing in the other corner, at 322 pounds, the Staten Island Dump." Omg and Ronnie said Snooki's arms are like T-Rex arms.

[Romilda Vane]

This has made me decide that I want to see one episode. Just for shits and giggles. It looks like one of those shows that are just so stupid you have to laugh. So yeah, I'll watch whenever it's next on.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

It's completely that show that you watch just for the purpose of laughing at it and feeling better about your own life. It's so... it's so ridiculous.
It comes on Thursdays. I think at 9 they show the one from last week and at 10 they show the new one. I think. I should know...

[Scorpius Malfoy]

You're totally and completely right Ashley. Or at least...that's what they've been doing the past few weeks.

ALSO...SISTER...CH131 HAS THEM ALL WITHOUT COMMERCIALS. So. Good.

OMFG. ASHLEY. I JUST REMEMBERED. LAST NIGHT WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE DORMS...WE RAN INTO TWO OF MY ROOMMATES WHO WERE SIGNING IN THEIR FRIENDS...AND THE FRIENDS STARTED GOING "TSHIRTTTT TIMMMMMMME" SO THEN EVERYONE STARTED YELLING IT...THEN THERE WERE TEN PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR ALL YELLING "TSHIRRRRT TIMMMMME" and we were so loud and obnoxious that someone came out of their dorm to stare at us with a "are you fucking serious" kind of look. Whoops.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

HAHAHAHAHA

ITS T-SHIRRRRRT TIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEE!!
I freaking love Vinny so so so much.

[Romilda Vane]

Tshirt time?

*blinks*

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Yes. T-shirt time.

[Romilda Vane]

It's disabled.
And I can't hear a darned thing on this computer anyway.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

EVEN THOUGH I POSTED THIS IN THE CHAT:
The concept, as defined by The Situation: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt."

[Romilda Vane]

EVEN THOUGH I JUST POSTED THIS IN THE CHAT:

[5:06:29 PM] The Unicorn Daughter: whenever i have band...i am going to wear a tank under whatever shirt i'm wearing and when i go to change into my band shirt i am going to yell IT'S TSHIRT TIME and then...i will take my shirt off

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

HEY WHAT TIME IS IT?
*mike gives them a serious answer*
I THINK IT'S ALMOST T-SHIRRRRRRRT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


Except for Vinny's v-neck shirt defies the laws of t-shirt time.
It's that fresh.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I need to go to this house. I think I kind of belong here sometimes.

IAKDLS;LSKFJ
OMG
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL SOMEONE TO HOLD MY HOOPS LAST NIGHT AND I WAS WEARING A PAIR.
DAMMIT.
THIS IS REALLY, VERY UPSETTING. I got all *snaps fingers in z-formation* twice last night...and not once did I tell someone. How sad.

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

Thoroughly disappointed.
BONQUIQUI IS ASHAMED OF YOU.

...yeah.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

THIS IS THE RESULT TO A QUIZ I TOOK....AND OMG..THIS IS JUST SO FREAKING TRUE.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I missed yesterday's episode.
Sad Ashley is sad. ch131 here I come.
Uh. Eventually. After I finish shit.

[Ginny Weasley]

I MISSED IT TOO!
And I missed Grey's...and I am two episodes behind on Teen Mom.
Sad days.

OH WELL..THAT'S WHAT THE WEEKEND IS FOR.
That and studying for three exams. Bullocks.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Yeah.
Just change that 'three exams' to 'three research projects, two poster designs, a creative brief write-up, and twenty six veterinary illustrations'.

[Ginny Weasley]

AKSDJFKL;AMLKVZXCMVAWIORFJOIAWJFAOW'
You are insane.
I dunno how in the world you do it....I really don't.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I don't know either.
I'm surprised I haven't spontaneously combusted yet.
But... there's still time. I should come with a little note tag sign thing on me.
Warning: May burst into flames at any time. Approach with caution.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Bahaha.

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